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My Parents Introduced Me With the Wrong Gender

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | March 13th, 2020 | Letter 1 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I’m a college sophomore who recently came out to his parents as a transgender man. Since I don’t live at home, this hasn’t been much of an issue -- but when I went home for the holidays, both of my parents introduced me to their friends as their daughter.

I’m a man and look like one. There’s always visible confusion on these people’s faces. For the most part, I’ve just let it slide, but it makes me incredibly uncomfortable. Should I correct my folks, or simply reintroduce myself later when I’ll be home and meeting more people?

GENTLE READER: Might Miss Manners humbly suggest the obvious: having a talk with your parents to confirm your gender and say that you want to be introduced as such, with a chance for them to ask questions and the hope that they will listen to the answers?

If this is not feasible, or the results prove unfavorable, Miss Manners suggests the possibility that their friends’ confusion could work in your favor. A firm handshake, followed by, “Hello, I’m Hank,” will likely result in their having to question your parents’ erroneous introduction. Whereby the uncomfortable conversation can be transferred to them -- once you are safely back at college.

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Miss Manners for March 13, 2020

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | March 13th, 2020 | Letter 2 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Friends did me a huge favor. I have a 3-month-old puppy and had to go out of town for five days for a family event. The puppy sitter I originally lined up had to cancel last-minute, and I solicited help from friends.

One friend and her boyfriend generously stepped up to the plate and took care of my furry friend while I was away. Everything went wonderfully, but now I’m struggling to find the best way to show my gratitude.

I plan to write them a nice note, but beyond that, I’m not sure what the best way to thank them/compensate them would be. I likely would have spent between $150 and $250 to have a professional watch a puppy for this period of time.

GENTLE READER: If they are good friends, they likely do not expect pay -- unless young Kujo did some damage, and payment is in the form of a cleaning service.

Offering to reciprocate whenever they are in need is otherwise sufficient. But if, one day far in the future -- when you have long forgotten, and they have multiple young children -- they suddenly remember to cash in, Miss Manners warns you not to be surprised.

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Miss Manners for March 13, 2020

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | March 13th, 2020 | Letter 3 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: How do you deal with people today who insist on dressing like slobs? I work in an office, and most of the females show up in flip-flops. If they could show up in pajamas, they would.

GENTLE READER: Perhaps they will. With so many working from home, people seem unable to distinguish between being in private from being out in public.

If your company does not have a dress code, Miss Manners encourages you to suggest adopting one quickly. Nonsupervisory employees, however outraged, are not authorized to be fashion police.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Andrews McMeel Syndication, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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Business Etiquette Rules Need to Be Clear

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | March 12th, 2020

GENTLE READERS: Brittany is making Tyler crazy by sending him emails in ALL CAPS. Ryan’s lunches are smelly and he leaves them sitting in the microwave while he gossips with Amanda from accounting. And everyone in the cubicle farm is tired of overhearing Dylan on the telephone bragging about her extracurricular activities.

It is hard to believe this is a place of work and not Mrs. Beacham’s third-grade class.

As no one relishes the thought of actually speaking to Brittany or Ryan or Dylan (Amanda is, surprisingly, trying to get some work done), it is quickly agreed that a memo -- or possibly a new page in the employee handbook -- is the right approach.

After that, consensus disappears.

Miss Manners to the rescue.

A great deal of time can be saved by dispensing with common, but unnecessary, debates about whether or not our subject is etiquette. It is, and there is no need to apologize for that.

It may also be passed off as ”good business practice,” “best-in-class customer service” or “fostering a safe environment in which everyone can do their best.” It may even be about creating a harassment-free work space. The handbook does not justify the jury duty policy, and it need not justify etiquette rules that should, perhaps, have been self-evident anyway.

Admitting that our topic is etiquette also helps avoid common traps.

The first is that high-sounding generalities are of no practical use. Admonitions to “dress appropriately” are too infirm of purpose. No one who wishes to keep a job intentionally chooses something inappropriate for the sales meeting.

“Professional business attire will be worn at all times” would be better, if there were any consensus on what such attire included. “Men are expected to wear dress shirts and jackets, although ties are optional” would not be Miss Manners’ choice, but it is at least clear. What that means for women is left as an exercise to the enterprising entrepreneur.

Specific kitchen rules (such as “only non-odorous foods permitted”) should be posted. If they are not followed, a rotating schedule of K.P. duty could be instituted (or threatened). And “There should be no expectation of privacy for personal conversations held in the office” ought to have a dampening effect.

Another trap is the flexibility that modern businessmen and businesswomen applaud indiscriminately -- until they find themselves in an uncomfortable position. Miss Manners is not against choices, but when choices proliferate, she has to ask whether a rule was actually necessary.

It should be obvious (but apparently is not) that the employee manual is also not the place to invent faux etiquette or to work out the pet peeves of the managing director. Or the managing director’s significant other.

If all of this seems too practical and businesslike for the office, she begs bosses at least to give some thought to who is delivering the message. No good results when the entire office agrees that the greatest offender against the new policy is the policy’s author.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Andrews McMeel Syndication, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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Am I ‘Psycho’ For Saying ‘Stop Flirting With My Husband’?

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | March 11th, 2020 | Letter 1 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My husband and I moved into the same neighborhood as some friends. (Let’s call them the “first couple.”) We have gone to dinner regularly for years as two couples, until a year ago, when our friends started inviting a third couple to join us.

The wife of the third couple is very flirty ONLY to my husband, while she acts “generic” towards me and anyone else in the room. My husband admits he is uncomfortable when she insists that he give her a ride on his motorcycle or shoot a game of pool with her. My husband has joined her in the basement to shoot pool, while her own husband just smiles, and the rest of us watch football upstairs.

I confidentially mentioned to her that my husband is uncomfortable with her constantly asking for a ride on his motorcycle, and suggested maybe she could stop for a while. Next time we saw her, she was MORE insistent and flirty.

I mentioned this to my husband, and to the first couple, who all think she is just having fun. My husband said he does not like her, and agrees that if I do not want to be around her, we will go to dinner only when she is not around. He now meets the men only, though on occasion he runs into her at the neighbor’s house.

I feel she ignored my request to stop asking my husband for a ride, and she has never been my friend. I feel like I made a request that was not honored, and now I look like the “psycho wife.” Please tell me how I should handle this situation.

GENTLE READER: While it is not fair of Couple 1 to assume that it is you, not your husband, who objects to the other wife’s behavior towards your husband, it is perhaps to be expected. After all, you are the one who voiced objections. Your husband played pool with her; he has not rebuffed her behavior. And the conflict has been resolved by removing both you and her from the socializing.

Miss Manners does not doubt what your husband told you in private. But she knows that the only workable solution will be for him to speak up, if not to the offender, then at least to Couple 1. And now that everyone thinks the problem is you, he will have to be that much more persuasive when he does.

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Miss Manners for March 11, 2020

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | March 11th, 2020 | Letter 2 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My wonderful husband turned 40 this year and couldn’t be more handsome. His hair, however, is thinning in the middle.

It’s never a “thing” until a couple he knows visits. They make a remark, and laugh at his expense in a kidding fashion, but I know it bothers my husband. It bothers me, too! How can I politely tell them their comments about my husband’s hair are not funny or welcome?

GENTLE READER: The proper way to respond to your visitors’ rudeness is with a humorless silence. But whether this is effective or not as a deterrent, sharing with your husband what you just told Miss Manners will mean more to him than their thoughtless behavior.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Andrews McMeel Syndication, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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