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A Gift Is Not the Price of Admission to Graduation Party

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | June 5th, 2016 | Letter 1 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: When my niece graduated from college, she did not send out announcements, nor did she want a party. None of the family was invited to the graduation -- it was local.

Now the graduate's family is mad because "gifts" were not sent acknowledging the "big day."

My take is that I wouldn't send a gift to a wedding to which I wasn't invited. And if it was a "big deal," why weren't we invited over for a small acknowledgment party (this family is not destitute)? What do you think?

GENTLE READER: You are far from the only person to hold the appalling idea that social milestones are commercial deals. You are not even the only person in your family to do so.

The misunderstanding seems to be that you believe that a present is warranted only as payment for entertainment, and the graduate's family believes that it is due anyway.

Miss Manners fears that it will shock you all to hear that presents are not mandatory as admission tickets to parties, and can never properly be demanded. They should be given when motivated by warm feelings. So why didn't you simply congratulate your niece?

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Older College Graduate Can Send Thank-Yous and Not Announcements

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | June 5th, 2016 | Letter 2 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I am a much older, single college graduate, and have no expectation that my friends and family send gifts for my graduation.

I am not attending the ceremony, but would like to send out invitations, so they see that I have made it through this part of my journey, but also as a way to send a personal thank-you note to each of them, giving them credit for how they helped me along this rather rocky road.

Is this an acceptable form of communication, since the announcements are formal, or do I just send the thank-you letters out without the announcement?

GENTLE READER: Certainly you should not send out invitations to a ceremony that you do not plan to attend. But even formal announcements, intended to be merely informative, are unfortunately often misinterpreted these days as indicating the expectation of more than mere congratulations.

Anyway, they are not needed to supplement those personal letters, which Miss Manners commends you for writing and which she assures you will be treasured.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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Be Content With Host's Alcohol -- Don't Bring Your Own

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | June 2nd, 2016 | Letter 1 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I attend a yearly party where the "bar" is various bottles of alcohol and juices, so guests can make their own drinks. Problem is, I've moved past the "vodka cranberry" in plastic cups or beer stage in life, and only enjoy good wine or a specialty cocktail that cannot be made with what is offered at this party. Can't take bad booze anymore.

Is it appropriate to bring my own alcohol to a party and make my own drink with it?

GENTLE READER? No!

Forgive Miss Manners' outburst. Can't take bad manners anymore.

This party is once a year. Surely you can stomach a subpar libation -- or drink a nonalcoholic one -- annually, rather than offend your friends. Bringing your own supplies is rude and tells your hosts that their taste is not up to your standards. Never mind that it is true.

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Husband's Exasperating In-Laws Are Also Prospective Child's Grandparents

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | June 2nd, 2016 | Letter 2 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: At first, when my husband and I hosted his parents from out of town, I was happy to play hostess. But after two visits, I am done. (I am due with their first grandchild in the next few weeks, complicating the issue.)

They have not respected my requests for them to take their shoes off in my home. They start "projects" around the house without asking, and when I tell them no, I'm not comfortable with that, they plow forward anyway!

My dear husband is, of course, loath to tell them how disrespectful they are being ... He's grown up with their constant need to bulldoze others and has absolutely no boundaries/doesn't want to hurt their feelings.

I would like it if he could tell them they may no longer stay with us, but realize I'm probably going to have to be the "bad guy." How do I tell them "no" without hurting feelings and causing issues right before the baby is born?

GENTLE READER: You don't.

Are you really contemplating barring your prospective child's grandparents from your home? There are two vastly different issues here -- and Miss Manners sympathizes with only one.

Asking guests to take off their shoes is tantamount to saying that you value your flooring more than their comfort. Good luck enforcing that, particularly with older generations. Try taking up your expensive or light-colored carpets when they visit -- and invest in a mop and a vacuum. These are your relatives, and even if you don't care about their feelings, your husband does.

You have a slightly better case when it comes to the home projects. If your in-laws insist that they want to help -- and asking them nicely not to isn't working -- then pick a few menial tasks that you wouldn't mind delegating.

Once your child is born, Miss Manners has a feeling that you will feel differently about tasks getting done around the house. In any case, learning how to accept help, even though it may not be up to your standards, will be a lesson that will come in handy when your hands are full of baby.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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Low-Key Guest Can Work at Being Cheerful

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | May 31st, 2016 | Letter 1 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: While I think I enjoy myself as much as anyone, I'm a low-key person who doesn't demonstrate that with, say, gales of laughter or table-dancing. I also seem to have one of those faces that look "serious" by default, even when I'm in a perfectly good mood.

So I suspect this is why I've now been to several parties where the host has approached me to ask, "Are you having fun?"

Since this always takes me by surprise, it's all I can do to slap a cheerful expression on my face and blurt, "Yes! Great party!" -- a little guiltily, as if I've been caught committing the social faux pas of not expressing enough joy and must quickly cover it up.

Does etiquette approve of this question? Part of me thinks it's just the host being hospitable by making sure the guests are comfortable and happy. But the other part feels like I've been confronted by the Sociability Police and shamed into being more jovial on pain of being a rude guest.

GENTLE READER: Most people have seen a child react to an unwelcome present without enthusiasm, and many of us have witnessed the consequent struggle between related adults, some of whom applaud the child's honesty while others condemn it as rudeness.

Miss Manners prefers to reason with children of a certain age, pointing out that a negative reaction to well-intended gifts dampens the giver's enthusiasm for a repeat performance.

The same rule applies to adult guests: A reasonable cheerfulness is a basic social grace. Anywhere other than an operetta, a host cannot reasonably expect table-dancing, and should not fish for instant reviews.

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Casual Offer for Job Placement Service May Not Be Worth Following Up

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | May 31st, 2016 | Letter 2 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: At a neighborhood gathering, I met a man who owns a headhunter/employment placement firm. He told me that he places people in financial/banking jobs, which is exactly what I need. I have been employed in mortgage banking for over 10 years.

He said that he did not have any business cards, but to call him, and just ask his daughter and son-in-law, who live across the street from me, for his name, number and email address.

I have asked them, very nicely, several times, if they could please point me in the right direction with his email address and phone number, and they don't seem to want to do it for me.

Is this bad manners? Someone told me never try to network for a job with neighbors.

GENTLE READER: Have you ever had to turn down a customer who needed a loan? And, assuming that you did, did the fact that the loan was exactly what he needed change your mind?

If you have reason to believe that the headhunter truly would be happy to speak with you, then it should not be difficult to search for him online, rather than through his daughter, reminding him of your previous conversation. But Miss Manners asks you to first consider if the daughter is not attempting to be polite by not confronting you with the fact that she has learned that her father's offer was not genuine, but merely a casual comment at a social gathering.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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