DEAR MISS MANNERS: Ten years ago -- yes, 10 years ago -- my son applied for a job at HotShot University. He did not get it. However, my husband was so sure he would get it that he told a friend about the application, which meant that my husband had to tell the friend later that our son did not get the job.

This friend's wife, who is sort of a "frenemy," has latched onto this information, and every time my son comes up in conversation, she manages to bring it up, saying things like, "Gee, it's a shame he didn't get that job at HotShot he wanted" -- as if everything he has accomplished has been for naught because of that.

I am really tired of this and have started pretending I don't know what she's talking about (did I mention it's been 10 years?), but I think she knows I am faking. What to do?

GENTLE READER: Tempting as it is to fight back -- "You know, it seemed like a disappointment at the time, but only imagine if he had gotten it. He would not have run for Congress, and he wouldn't be president today" -- the best course is to laugh.

Your friend's wife either means to hurt you or she is stunningly thoughtless. In either case, your finding it humorous that she still remembers it after 10 years is not the response she is looking for -- and should therefore discourage further repetitions. Miss Manners trusts that your husband, meanwhile, has learned his lesson several times over.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: When I am at a restaurant and spot a professional acquaintance (and they notice me), is there a "status" to be observed when deciding whether to approach their table or waiting until they approach me?

GENTLE READER: In the days before cellular telephones introduced the notion of total accessibility, the desirability of separating one's personal and professional lives was better understood -- not to mention the days when eating in a restaurant was an occasional, not a daily, occurrence.

One must recognize an acquaintance, but, in the situation you describe, that acknowledgment should be brief. The standing party approaches the sitting party, says a few words and departs. If both parties are sitting, a nod of the head is sufficient.

The salesman or the politician who sees an "opportunity" proceeds without Miss Manners' support. And the boss who thinks he is bestowing a favor by inviting an employee to join his table -- instead of proceeding with his daughter's birthday dinner -- needs to reread his own statements about how family-friendly his company is.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Is it appropriate to have a girlfriend or boyfriend stand in the reception line at a funeral? I'm an only child and do not want to stand in line alone.

GENTLE READER: While willing fiancees (and fiances) are welcome, in the absence of current or prospective relatives, Miss Manners permits the presence of someone who is bound to be taken as such. You likely can't prevent that, no matter how carefully you observe the polite fiction that he or she is "a close family friend" of you and the deceased.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

DEAR MISS MANNERS: A major source of irritation is telephone callers who do not identify themselves when calling. I was always taught to announce myself -- "Hello, this is (my name). May I please speak to ..."

My husband's grown children are the primary culprits, but when I bring up the subject with my husband, he tells me I am hopelessly old-fashioned.

I am being forbearing on this issue, which leads me to have conversations with unidentified callers for several minutes until I can guess who they are when they finally ask for "Dad."

Should I gently try to remind callers of the correct way to place a phone call, or is my husband correct in thinking me a throwback to a more orderly age?

GENTLE READER: "Old-fashioned" is often used as an effective insult, Miss Manners gathers, although it certainly does not frighten her. Ordinarily, her Gentle Readers who are accused of this, and plaintively ask her if they are guilty, are merely resisting a new form of rudeness.

But superficial circumstances do change, and so did the telephone system. Most people now know from a glance who is calling before they answer (or don't answer) their telephones. True, there may be exceptions, such as land lines that are used by more than one person. Still, the normal expectation is that the telephone itself has already done the job of identification.

So there is really no need for this situation to be the cause of family conflict. If your stepchildren call from numbers that do not give their names, you should merely explain that, and ask them to identify themselves when they do so. And if your telephone does not give identifications, you should point out that it is that, rather than you, which is out of date.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: It seems I am one of a handful who thinks pies and cakes are cut differently. Help finish this debate.

GENTLE READER: Why? It's such a refreshing clash of opinions in these contentious times.

But yes, there is a rarely observed difference between attacking pies and cakes, although the objective in each case is to cut wedges.

Pies tend to be sloppier, so a broad-based, triangular-bladed knife is used.

And although that works perfectly well to cut a cake, there also exists a cake-breaker, with long, needle-like tines that would make a mess of pies, but is good for taller, drier cakes. For huge cakes, such as wedding cakes, there is an elongated cake knife, and military bridegrooms can supply swords.

Miss Manners hopes this is sufficiently complicated as to allow the debate to continue. Goodness knows what you might be arguing about if you settled this.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My niece has asked me for ideas for a baby shower she wants to give for her expecting daughter. I don't know how to respond without hurting her feelings. How can I gently tell her it's not proper for a mother to give a shower for her own daughter?

GENTLE READER: When you find out, please tell Miss Manners. She has been pointing this out for years, and it doesn't seem to help.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My husband does not enjoy going to parties and being social, especially with a certain group of my friends.

There is a huge 40-year-old birthday bash for a very close friend of mine and her husband. They are going all out. My husband does not want to go and thinks it is disrespectful for me to go to this couples' party without him.

Is he correct? Should I respect his wishes and not attend?

GENTLE READER: Oh, how Miss Manners loves to get into the middle of a domestic quarrel -- but could she please be excused to go freshen her drink?

The only case in which it would be disloyal of you to go to this party without him would be if your husband had legitimate reasons for disliking this group of friends (for instance, if they had deliberately insulted him or you). But if, as you said, he just prefers not to be social and this event is his target of the moment, then it seems to Miss Manners that your husband is being unreasonable.

It probably has crossed your mind, as well as hers, however, that a couple that differs so greatly not only in how they socialize -- or not -- but also about how much control they should have over each other, have more things to work out than their feelings toward one group of friends and their party.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My wife and I are wedding photographers who for years have shot weddings of brides and grooms -- men and women -- getting married.

With the recent Supreme Court ruling allowing same-sex couples to marry, we're struggling with what to properly call the "bride and groom," especially in our wedding contract.

We've put just their names in the contract, leaving out the "bride and groom" language. We thought about doing "Bride 1 and Bride 2," or "Groom 1 and Groom 2," but that seems sterile and a bit rude.

I'm leaning toward eliminating all references to gender, just referring to them as a couple, or just their names. But complicating that are some gay couples we've shot who prefer a designation between the two of them.

Everything we shoot for a gay wedding is the same as a heterosexual wedding -- the couple's families, friends, attendants and so forth. The only difference is the sexual orientation of the couple. Any thoughts?

GENTLE READER: Yes. While it lacks convenience for vendors and multi-use contracts, it hardly seems blameworthy that members of any couple might want to distinguish themselves from each other.

Miss Manners is confused as to why the most obvious solution -- using their names -- isn't working. If you have a pro forma contract, just leave blanks for the names to be filled in later and "the client" instead of the possessive throughout.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My sister had a birthday party for her 5-year-old to which she invited both sides of the immediate family (grandparents, aunts and uncles, and first cousins, as these cousins were around the same age).

Her mother-in-law decided that she wanted a separate party for that side of the family, instead of having her side attend the one my sister already had planned. She then handed my sister an extensive guest list and expected my sister to plan a completely separate event, as well as pay for a second set of food, plates, napkins, etc., for extended family that my sister (and her child) had never even met, and my sister's husband had very little contact with.

Is it just me, or should that have been the mother-in-law's responsibility to plan and pay for a separate party that she wanted?

GENTLE READER? It is not just you. Miss Manners assures you that your sister was under no obligation to take on this additional party. She could have said, when handed the assignment and the unwieldy list of guests, "Oh I'm sorry, but we've already planned a big party. That's lovely of you to want all of these extended family members to celebrate Matilda's birthday. Let's make sure that we plan our parties on separate weekends so as not to overlap."

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)