DEAR MISS MANNERS: My friend's son wants to go to a concert, and she is not sure if he is too young at age 6. What do you think?

GENTLE READER: When Miss Manners hears the word "concert," she thinks of the symphony, and if little Wolfgang wants to go, why not take him?

The only prerequisite is that she first teach him concert manners, including sitting quietly and not clapping between symphonic movements.

Wait -- is it possible that Miss Manners' definition of a concert is somewhat narrow? Could little Wolfgang be thinking of something with a bit more noise, obscenity, sex and possibly violence?

In that case, it would not be a good idea to teach him how the audience behaves. The best way to is to keep him home until he is old enough to drive himself there.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I've been invited to events where "heavy appetizers" were promised. Typically these are evening affairs. My question is, should I make plans with friends for a light supper before or after the event, or just assume that heavy appetizers equals an evening meal?

Incidentally, I am not quick to line up at food tables and have found that some items are gone while I am standing and visiting with friends.

GENTLE READER: This sounds to Miss Manners like a good reason to make dinner plans. Presumably, those who ate your share won't have to.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: A few years ago, my niece told me that she didn't get the nice gifts at her wedding that her sister did because they were living together, and married quickly due to my sister and her husband's unhappiness at their arrangement. So she said she was going to renew her vows when they were married 10 years.

Well, that is this year. The subject was brought up when my family was together this past week. I told my sister and her husband that I didn't believe it was proper to renew your vows at 10 years and expect guests to bring gifts.

My sister informed me that they weren't doing that now, and that her daughter was having twins (she has two sons now) and they are having a baby shower. I was more receptive to a baby shower than pledging your vows and expecting a new toaster.

Am I out in left field on expectations of people renewing their vows?

GENTLE READER: What the purpose is of renewing vows is something Miss Manners has never understood. Wedding vows are supposed to be permanent (all evidence to the contrary). Where in the marriage contract is the renewal option?

But she at least supposed that the motivation was sentimental: "I'd marry you again tomorrow -- or whenever we can book the hall."

Your niece was engaging in no such fond foolishness. She simply wants people to buy her stuff, and one excuse will do as well as another. She even seems to be throwing her own baby shower, rather than depending on friends to do so.

The object strikes Miss Manners as the same in both cases, but your finding a difference gives you an excuse to retreat from carping about behavior you are unlikely to change.

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DEAR MISS MANNERS: A friend recently had a baby, and every time I visit her, she asks, "Do you want to change the baby's diapers?"

I can't imagine why she keeps offering this, and frankly, I have no interest in doing so. It's not like this mom is overwhelmed and hinting for help; she has in-home child care assistance.

What is the best response to decline her "offer"?

GENTLE READER: Are you sure you want to decline such an honor? Here your friend is offering you the chance to be of service to the most important person in the universe, and you intend to pass it up?

Very well. Miss Manners suggests, "No, thank you. But how kind of you to offer."

DEAR MISS MANNERS: About four years ago, my husband had to resign from his ministry position because of inappropriate behavior in a past parish that became a legal matter. After his resignation from the church -- at which there had been no problem -- we remained in the community, but began attending another church.

In these past years, we have continued to be connected with some of our former church members closely and others not so closely. But the people remain close to my heart. It was hard to leave that congregation where we had been for seven happy years.

Many of the young people we worked with have been getting married. Only a handful have invited us to their weddings. It brings sadness to me to not be invited. I still care about these young people and their parents.

I would like to send a wedding gift, but wonder if it is inappropriate to send a gift when not invited to the wedding. I simply want to express my congratulations along with a message of continued care.

GENTLE READER: That would be lovely if Miss Manners were not worried about that "message of continued care." Your present and congratulations alone say that. Adding the message you propose suggests that while you haven't forgotten to care, they have.

It's a subtle nuance. But then, people do pick up on such nuances. You surely noticed that Miss Manners is the first person to become newly aware of your husband's history without asking what his inappropriate behavior was.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My story and question are as follows: I recently moved to another state after meeting a gentleman on the Internet. We had a three-month courtship where we took turns driving back and forth. I then moved, and the relationship dissolved -- definitely not a match!

I now (several months later) have met another gentleman in the area of whom I'm very fond. I'm meeting his friends and family. When they ask me a question such as, "So, what brought you from North Carolina to Virginia?" I don't want to say a flopped Internet relationship. What would be the appropriate thing to say in response to this type of question?

GENTLE READER: "Why, it must have been fate."

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My husband and I told my mother-in-law that we are expecting our first child, her first grandchild. She lives out of state, so we have made an effort to try to make her feel included in the whole process, but lately she has become overbearing. We get two to three emails a day of "recommendations for the new baby."

I have tried to politely inform her that we have done our research and feel like we are prepared, but she doesn't seem to get the gentle hints. She has even gone so far as telling us to plan for many visits so she can "help" us.

I understand this is her first grandchild and that she is excited, but how can I get her to back off without pushing her away?

GENTLE READER: Backing off does seem like a good idea, but Miss Manners believes that you would be better off doing it yourself, rather than suggesting it to your mother-in-law. The time will come, sooner or later, when you will be grateful for a little help.

You should understand that it is hard on today's grandparents to discover that the way they cared for their babies -- for example, having them sleep on their stomachs in cribs with bumpers and slide-down sides -- is now considered not just outdated but lethal. And it's the miraculously surviving babies who are scorning them for that.

You can, of course, merely thank your mother-in-law for her advice and then not follow it. But it would be kinder to her and ultimately more useful to you (because the lady will be part of her grandchild's life) to share your research.

Please drop that we-already-know-everything tone when explaining what you learned from your friends, your doctor and the Internet. Not only is it rude, but it will come back to haunt you when you are coping with the real complexities of child-rearing -- and when, as has so often happened, the experts reverse themselves.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I understand that one may tip a soup bowl away from one. May one tip a cereal bowl in either direction?

GENTLE READER: No, but if you eat breakfast alone with the shades down, Miss Manners will not tattle on you.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My husband has a good friend whose grandmother just passed away. When I suggested that he go to the services, he acted surprised and didn't think that it was appropriate because he had never met the grandmother.

I told him that he was there to support this friend and his father (whom he has met several times).

I suggested that he go only to the services, not the burial or wake. He wasn't sure and asked me to get a second opinion. What is appropriate in this situation?

GENTLE READER: Between you, you have come up with the two chief reasons for attending a funeral: to pay respects to the deceased and to console the bereaved. But either one is a sufficient reason.

Miss Manners can also think of a third reason: to accompany one's spouse to a funeral that he really should attend.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)