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Parenting Issues Make Manners Hard

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | August 1st, 2002

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My husband of 42 years received a phone call from a man 45 years old saying that his mother had passed away four months ago. She left a picture of my husband (we haven't seen that picture) and wrote that he is his real father. He sent a picture of himself, and there is a resemblance.

His mother married before he was born but claims that the one she married knew he wasn't his biological son. The man that raised him has passed on, and that is one reason he decided to pursue this.

My husband admits dating this woman for a while but says that he had no knowledge that he is the father.

I have been so sick ever since we heard this, and my husband thinks I'm ridiculous, as this was before we even knew each other. But I just can't control my emotions. My husband and I have had a very happy married life.

This man wants to be a part of our family because he's big on family. My husband wrote him a letter and said that after all these years, he should be considered a sperm donor, not his father. This did not go over very big.

We have two daughters that he wants to get to know. They do not want to know him. They say they don't need another brother. I was a widow with five young children when my husband and I got married, three boys and two girls. We haven't told them of the situation, as we are afraid it will hurt the relationship he has with them.

My husband did say that we would visit with him and his family, when and if we ever get back to that part of the country. Possibly this summer. I have agreed to this.

My question is this: Do we have an obligation to accept this and tell the rest of our children? They are all in their 40s now.

GENTLE READER: In the quagmire of moral and possibly legal questions this unfortunate situation presents, Miss Manners has been searching for problems that would be within her purview.

She does not feel that the decision about telling your children from your first marriage is one of them. No one else can perform the difficult task facing your husband and you, presuming that this claim turns out to be true. You must weigh how much information you morally owe your children, how this is likely to affect each of them emotionally (not just in regard to their opinion of your husband) and whether they are likely to hear it anyway from other sources.

However, you do face a major etiquette problem, which is that of getting your emotions under control. Etiquette's toughest requirement is that one must sometimes overcome, or at least disguise, one's feelings out of consideration for others.

This means you must not treat your husband's son as if he were some sort of stalker. You hardly have child-rearing responsibilities, as he is 45 years old, so you needn't clasp him to your bosom, literally or figuratively, but you have an obligation to be courteous and respectful in whatever relationship your husband establishes with him.

Then there is the matter of how you treat your husband. Miss Manners is hardly predisposed to regard careless parenthood lightly, but it does strike her that by your own account, you brought this gentleman five young children he had not fathered, and he seems to have earned their and your trust and love and made you happy.

Therefore, although it may not be ridiculous for you to be upset, it is unseemly. If Miss Manners may stray ever so slightly into the area of morality, she would say that you owe him the acceptance he so generously gave you and yours, and that you should emphasize this to them as a mitigating circumstance if the decision is made to tell them.

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Wedding Strains Finances and Spelling

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | July 30th, 2002

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Due to the vagaries of fate, I now find myself having dinner once a week with the gentleman who was my favorite author when I was in high school. We are cordial, even friendly, to the point of inviting each other to private parties in our homes.

Sometimes he asks me my opinions of his recent work. Frankly, I don't read genre fiction any more, and I haven't read any of his books in decades. How do I dodge his questions without hurting his feelings?

GENTLE READER: With a bit of judicious dialogue:

"Oh, you already know I've always been your greatest fan. But tell me what sort of reaction you are getting from critics and readers. Sometimes I feel that even your admirers don't fully appreciate the depth of your work."

In Miss Manners' experience, that ought to keep any author going until you can safely say, "Oh, my, the time has flown, I didn't realize how late it is."

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My 23-year-old son is engaged to be married next summer. His finance [sic] is planning a large wedding (400-plus). My son recently informed me that, according to her, it is "customary" for the groom's parents to pay for the liquor at the wedding reception and for a honeymoon to Hawaii (as this is where all young couples now go). The estimated cost of the reception's open bar is $12,000, and the Hawaiian honeymoon nearly $5,000.

It was my understanding that the bride's family was primarily responsible for the wedding and that the groom's family paid for the pre-nuptial meal and the groomsmen's gifts. Any other financial assistance from the groom's family was optional. We are not involved in planning this wedding and are certainly not of the financial means to cover such large expenses.

Can you provide some guidance? We want to fulfill our obligations and maintain cordial relations, but we are not of a financial means to spend thousands of dollars to fulfill the bride's every wish.

GENTLE READER: Fully half the letters Miss Manners receives about engagements and weddings put an extra "N" in the words "fiancee" or "fiance," as you did. She used to think it was a typographical accident.

Apparently not. The state of being engaged is now interpreted as granting license to control other people's finances. Parents, wedding attendants and guests are told what they must allocate through contributions, sponsorship and purchase.

And what authority is there for granting this unprecedented ability to dictate expenditure regardless of the owners' thoughts or wishes?

"Etiquette," claim the finances and financees. It is only proper that others fork it over, they declare.

Oh, no they don't. Miss Manners is not going to stand for etiquette's being portrayed as extortion, and she is surprised that anyone else submits to being victimized. Furthermore, the finances and financees always prove to be ignorant of what is "customary."

Customarily, the bride's family pays for all the wedding festivities, and the bridegroom pays for the groomsmen's presents, the entire wedding trip and any other expenses the couple may incur from then on.

In recent years, this has been modified in the interest of fairness so that the bridegroom's family may offer to give a dinner the evening before the wedding or otherwise share in the wedding expenses. However, all of this, including the bride's family's assumption of costs, is voluntary, and saddling people with bills that strain their means is as improper as it is cruel.

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Laws Have Changed, Not Etiquette

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | July 28th, 2002

A prominent state official whose sudden retirement was prompted by a desire to spend more time with his wife and grandchildren, as well as by the public discovery that he had paid off an employee who accused him of sexual harassment, made a public confession:

It was true that he had committed the crime of failing to keep up with etiquette changes.

"I don't blame anyone for my troubles. Most of them I brought upon myself," he said. "But times have changed, and what was accepted in the era in which I was raised is strictly off limits today. I didn't change with the time, and if I have offended anyone I am truly sorry and I apologize."

A Gentle Reader has asked Miss Manners for a clarification of the etiquette involved: "I was born in the early 1970s," she writes, "and as a result, I have no experience with the Bad Old Days before feminism. Nonetheless, my guess is that sexual harassment was never considered correct or polite behavior, at least not in our country's short history. And yet, every time a public figure admits to having behaved inappropriately toward a woman, they claim that such behavior used to be perfectly acceptable. (Their only crime is to be too old-fashioned!)

"Putting aside the weak nonapology, have the rules really changed? What era did this man grow up in, exactly, when trapping and assaulting women was accepted? It may not have been illegal, at least in a practical sense, but surely this is a point on which etiquette has not wavered over the years. Please reassure me."

Miss Manners can reassure her G.R. that etiquette did not previously countenance forcing attentions on ladies, and then suddenly discover that there may be something improper about it, but failed to get the word out to those it had considered perfect gentlemen by its earlier standard.

As the Gentle Reader supposes, it is, rather, the law that long ignored this behavior that it has lately come to condemn.

A lawmaker who wishes to apologize for not keeping up with the times in regard to this issue should apologize for ignorance of the law.

However, the person in question here denies having harassed his accuser (while admitting to having paid her $100,000 in an out-of-court settlement), and invokes a practice that instead of being old-fashioned is what is called New Age.

He describes himself as "huggy."

This refers to the pop psychology notion that hugging a stranger or acquaintance confers a beneficence on that person. Beginning in the encounter group movement, it spread into society to the point where even churchgoers may be instructed to hug whoever happens to be sitting next to them.

Miss Manners has always been amazed that the notion that it was a good thing to grab people and hug them without their permission arose at about the same time that the law discovered that it was a bad thing to grab people without their permission.

Surely the desirability of being in someone's arms depends on whose arms they are, and being deprived of choice is an indignity whether the intent is romance or comfort -- obtaining a favor or conferring one. In either case, grabbing people has always been condemned by etiquette and always will be.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I let a friend read a complaint letter I had just composed, without asking her beforehand if she wanted to. After fitting it into my online chat screen and sending it to her, I realized it took up a lot of space, and said, "Oh, that was long." She agreed, saying it was "good, but long."

I felt offended that she agreed with me. Was my taking offense justified?

Later, I wrote an e-mail telling her I felt hurt and thought it was rude for her to offer her opinion without being asked. I felt I had committed a social faux pas. What should I have done?

GENTLE READER: What you should do right now is to get a grip on yourself. When you start complaining about your friends who agree with you, Miss Manners is afraid that you are moving from being an outraged consumer or concerned citizen to full-fledged crank.

Your forwarding your letter to your friend who had not requested it implied that you wished her opinion. Furthermore, her reply was tactful, possibly meaning that the quality justified the length. So the second thing you should do now is to apologize.

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