DEAR DR. NERDLOVE: I’m (m/28) writing to you because I’ve been struggling with meeting women and I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

I’m coming off several years of being single after a bad break up (at least partly because of COVID). I’ve moved to a new, larger city and I’ve been ready to get back into the dating scene again. I thought that dating apps would be the most efficient way to meet women but it’s been nothing but frustration for me (and I imagine for others too).

I’m going to be blunt here: I’m a decent looking guy, I’m no gym rat but I’m pretty athletic and have a sports-oriented lifestyle (off-road bicycling, rock climbing, water sports, that sort of thing) and my ideal match would have a similarly active life. It’s pretty important to me, especially since I couldn’t do a lot of it during the quarantine.

I’ve paid for memberships on several sites so I could see who’s interested in me and, frankly, most of the women who’ve shown interest (swiped on me or messaged me first) are, bluntly, not my type. I’ve read what you said about leagues not existing, so I’ll just say that their lifestyles don’t seem like they’re compatible with mine. Meanwhile the women I’m most interested in never respond; occasionally we’ll match but either they unmatch with me after the first couple of messages or just quit writing me back.

This has been true across all the apps I’ve tried: Tinder, Match, Hinge, Bumble, OKCupid, you name it. Even the suggested matches are just off from my tastes. I’ve had friends look over my profile and they don’t see anything wrong, so I’m at a loss. Why do women who are clearly not a match for me seem to be the ones who are the most interested and the ones who ARE a match don’t want to talk to me? What do I need to do differently?

Right Place Wrong Person

DEAR RIGHT PLACE, WRONG PERSON: OK RPWP, can we be honest here? I appreciate what you’re trying to do here, but you’re tying yourself into linguistic knots trying to avoid saying what we all know you mean, and it’s not doing you any favors. You’re saying that the women who swipe right on you are fatter than you’d prefer and the more conventionally attractive women you want to date aren’t responding.

I suspect that’s part of the problem. You know that if you were to put out a “no fat chicks” notice somewhere in your profile then you’d end up getting roasted on subreddits or Twitter, but you also want to wave them off without being obvious that you’re doing so. The problem is that you’re getting the opposite effect; it’s incredibly clear that this is precisely what you’re doing and it comes off as almost a little insulting that you’re trying to disguise it.

Amongst other things, it betrays a belief that fat people couldn’t live or lead an active or sports-oriented lifestyle. I know plenty of people  who range from “a little extra” to “nope, just plain fat” who are active athletes, running marathons, who surf, swim, climb, hike, etc. So framing it as being “not lifestyle compatible” or “takes care of themselves” carries implications of… well, that you think they’re lying in some way or that you think that they’re “not caring for themselves”. In some ways you’d be better off if you just said it out loud and took the roasting instead of trying to come up with a more… let’s say “plausibly deniable” way of saying things.

Now to be clear: I’m not saying this to ding you or dunk on you for not wanting to date big women. I believe folks should date people they’re attracted to, and folks are attracted to different builds and shapes. If fat women aren’t what rev your engine, then you do you; it’s the trying to play it off that makes it seem like you think people are stupid and can’t read your code.

But again: I’m not here to try to shame you into dating people you’re not into. I just want to point out that this is one of the things that’s going to work against you. So instead, let’s talk about some best practices that you – and other folks who have a hard time getting matches – should put into effect.

One of the frustrating things about dating apps in general is part of what’s frustrating about the current iteration of the Internet in general: the rise of algorithms that affect the content gets shown to us. Despite what conspiracy-minded folks might tell you, dating apps aren’t in the business of keeping you single and never actually meeting people. That’s the sort of thing that ends up causing people to abandon the apps in droves. In fact, most of them are actively trying to make sure that compatible people actually see one another; the problem is that the AI/algorithm/machine learning processes can’t actually meaningfully measure things like “compatibility”. Even OKCupid’s match percentage is more art than actual science. So instead, they handle matches the way that YouTube and Facebook handle what to show you next: they base your “for you” feed on who and what you interact with.

This isn’t exactly a secret. Hell, Tinder’s even talked about the calculations they use(d) to weight match likelihood. It’s equal parts who’s interacting with your profile, who’s profiles you are interacting with and so on. So if you’re clicking through on messages from folks who are – as you put it – not your type to see their profiles… well, part of what you’re doing is training the app to think that this is who you want to see. The combo of “they messaged you” and your clicking through to look at them sends the signal that this is the content you want to see more of, even if it isn’t.

Think of it like clicking on a YouTube video out of curiosity and then getting drowned in others just like it, even though you don’t care for that particular topic.

So as you swipe and/or respond, you want to be sure that you’re only swiping, messaging or interacting with folks you’re actually finding attractive. It’s not going to stop people from messaging you even if they’re not your type, nor is it going to guarantee that Hinge or Tinder or Bumble or what-have-you will only be showing you your perfect hotties, but it’ll have an influence on who you see and – importantly – who sees you. Because if you’re sending up the flare that says “I’m more compatible with this person” by clicking through, you’ll show up more often in their feed, while you may be in line behind a dozen other profiles on your dream match’s feed.

Of course, every app has its algorithm and they do their best to keep those opaque so that people don’t try to game the system, which is equally bad for business. So another critical aspect will be making sure that your profile actually speaks to who you want to meet. So part of getting the right matches means fine-tuning your profile to attract the attention of people who’d be right for you.

Part of this will be your pictures. As much as we discuss looks vs. personality, the swipe-based user interface that most dating apps have adopted means that people are making snap judgements on your pics, and people who look better in photos (or know how to take good pictures) will have an advantage. But photos aren’t just about showing off your sick abs, they’re also about conveying who you are. They tell a story about you and that story is “this is who I am, this is what’s important to me, this is what life would be like if you date me”. So you not only want to make sure that you use your tightest, best looking pictures, but you want the ones that illustrate the story of you.

So you want your best photo first – a solo picture that clearly shows your face, without too much going on that distracts from you. The other photos should be ones where not only do you look your best, but that reflect you and your personality. You love rock climbing or off-road biking? Show pictures of you looking awesome doing those; get a friend (or even a professional photographer) to help you out if needed. Make it clear: this is who you are, this is what you’re about, this is what you spend your time doing. Make sure that these are things you actually genuinely love, instead of trying to maximize your appeal to a notional audience; as you’ve discovered, it does you no good to match with folks who aren’t actually compatible with you just because you thought that you’d have more results with a misleading image.

Also, keep the algorithmic calculations in mind. If you’re putting things in your profile that’re important to you (like, say, you love dogs), having a picture that lines up with this (you holding your adorable corgi or playing with them on the beach) will help. I’m not entirely convinced that the apps are using image recognition software in their algos, but I’m not convinced they aren’t either.

Next consider how you write your profile. Most folks write profiles that are either uninformative at best, or that are ultimately about saying “choose me, please”. The sad-baby-animal-pressing-its-nose-on-the-glass-at-the-pet-shop approach that I see a lot of guys do is… unhelpful, at best. Even the less pity-bait ones aren’t helpful. Much like when folks take a “I must win your approval” attitude when meeting people in person, a “please notice me, choose me” attitude in your profile works against you. You want to display more confidence – not in the sense of “I’m the tits, you should seek my validation” but in the sense of “OK, I’m looking for someone who’s at my level, is that you? Let’s find out…”

Rather than listing your selling points – “I’m a guy who likes long watches on the beach,” etc. – talk about what you’re looking for in someone. So rather than “I like rock climbing and mountain biking”, say “I’m looking for someone who wants to come off-roading with me or who likes hitting the climbing gym”. Frame it as “I’m looking for a person who wants X, Y and Z” or “I want a partner who does A, B and F”. It’s the same information, but phrased in a way that comes off as more confident, more assertive and less in search of approval, and it’ll match the pictures you have on your profile. It can take time to find phrasing that doesn’t sound arrogant or dismissive, but fine-tuning your profile over time will keep you active on the site and thus give you a slight algorithmic boost.

Incidentally, this will also work to help filter for folks who are more your type. Rather than having some “if you do X, don’t bother” qualifier, listing specifically that you want a partner who’s going to go biking or swimming with you will help you find women who also want those things. And while this doesn’t guarantee that they’ll all be the size you prefer, it also won’t be as insulting to people’s intelligence as your phrasing is in your letter.

But the last thing to keep in mind is that dating is always a numbers game, and dating apps are doubly so. You’re going to get more false positives and more rejections in online dating because you’re putting yourself out there more often. So there will be matches that don’t go anywhere, first dates to nowhere and so on – not because you’re necessarily doing anything wrong, but because that’s just the nature of the beast, and it’s part of what you’re signing up for.

And hey, like I’ve been telling people: the best way to succeed on dating apps is to work on your offline life too. The better your life off the apps is, the better you tend to do on the apps.

Good luck.

Please send your questions to Dr. NerdLove at his website (www.doctornerdlove.com/contact); or to his email, doc@doctornerdlove.com

DEAR DR. NERDLOVE: I’m a late 20s feller who’s been trying to bow out of the dating game. My most recent relationship ended about a year ago when I realized I probably wasn’t making her happy and it was an amicable split and we’re still tight.

My life has really taken off this past year between advancing my career, huge success in my sport and moving to a new city. I had toyed with the idea of dating again but decided against it when I learned how many women are happier single than being in relationships. Every woman in my own family never remarried after divorcing and were all happier for it, plus I’ve known many more women who won’t date anymore because they feel better on their own not to mention the heaps of research showing single women to be happier than any other group and it ain’t even close. Even my own ex ain’t dated since we split and that means something.

All of that’s fine by me, but recently I had a few women ask *me* out for some godawful reason and even though I also felt a spark I couldn’t take them up on it because there ain’t no sense putting someone through that if they’re just gonna be better off on their own on the other side anyhow. I ain’t saying they can’t date but I don’t wanna be the one they gotta suffer through. I changed gyms at one point because one of them was there and I didn’t want her to feel obligated to keep asking me to make me feel better.

I thrive on connection and lean on my longtime bros a lot. I want to get to a point where I don’t feel that spark when women ask me out to avoid a bunch of needless hassle. If they want something from me I just want them to say it instead of going through the dog and pony show of feigning interest when there ain’t none.

What do you recommend for reaching that contentment?

– Hardcore High Roller

DEAR HARDCORE HIGH ROLLER: OK HHR, you didn’t intend to do it but you just put fifty cents into the “insert coin, get rant” machine.

Every few days, it seems, I – and other advice columnists and folks who enjoy reading such things – come across folks who have decided that they’re not going to do a thing because they’ve read too many stories/studies/viral tweets/tiktoks/whatever about how Thing X is bad, actually. The problem is that “Thing X is Bad” tends to really be “Headline and Shallow Reading of The Abstract Is Bad, But If You Actually Go Into It and Read For Context, It’s A Very Different Issue Than What You Assume” and unfortunately, reading for context or understanding how to compartmentalize is a lost art. And so you get folks who see the horde of viral posts about “A Creepy Man Had The Temerity To Talk To Me” or TikToks where folks complain about dating while going on bad dates for Content and assume that this is a universal issue that they need to take onboard and thus decide that they just cant Do The Thing.

But there’re more than a few issues with this. First and foremost is that it’s very easy to forget that just because something seems omnipresent online doesn’t mean that it’s actually a universal THING out in the physical world. Algorithmically driven content of the sort that social media thrives on means that you’re going to be seeing more of the stories, posts or videos that you interact with. As a result, if you’re prone to clicking on stories that reinforce the idea that women find All Men Who Approach Them To Be Creepy, then yeah, you’re going to see a lot of them. But that’s not the same as this being an established fact of the world or a viewpoint held by most women; it’s just the thing that some line of code decided you wanted to see. But see it often enough, over and over again, and it’s not surprising that you come to believe it. One of the quirks of human psychology is that if we see something repeated enough times, we tend to take it onboard because repetition = authenticity to our reptile hindbrains

Then there’s the mis-reading and not being able to separate yourself from what’s being said. Much like the whole “Not All Men” thing that refuses to die, when folks are complaining about a particular behavior or trait that you’re not doing but people similar to you are, then you should be able to step back and realize they’re not talking about you. They’re talking about the individuals who are doing that specific, unwanted thing, and if you’re not doing The Thing, then you’re free to cluck your tongue, shake your head ruefully and go on about your day, continuing to Not Do The Thing.

But most of all – and the thing that is one of my eternal pet peeves when it comes to dating and dating advice – is the combination of misreading, abdication of responsibility and dressing things up in an air moral righteousness and uprightness, rather than being upfront and honest about what one is actually choosing to do.

Such is the case with the stories of how marriage and dating as institutions aren’t a great arrangement for women. The reason why women’s happiness tends to decrease when they’re in relationships is that men tend to be s--tty partners to their girlfriends and wives. Divisions of labor, including emotional labor, tend to fall disproportionately on women in the relationships. Women often find themselves saddled with being not just cruise director and events coordinator for their male partners but often end up in the role of sole source of support and emotional intimacy, with minors in amateur therapist and private confessor. And, of course, there’s the ever constant push-pull between “be the girlboss who has it ALL, no not like that!” and “no you fool you’re supposed to be tradwives who crank out kids until your uterus gives out now get back to cleaning, Cinderelly” and it’s not that hard to see why a lot of women get really goddamn sick of dating or relationships with s--tty men.

So, honestly, the answer here is less “stop dating, dudes, it’s bad for women” and more “have you considered raising your game and not being a s--tty partner?”

It’s somewhat akin to a recent Psychology Today article about how what men think makes them creepy differs rather drastically from what women consider to be “creepy behavior”, or the furor not that long ago about a study that posited that men were having a harder time finding partners because women’s standards had risen… but read into the article and the “rising standards” were “be emotionally available” and “be better at communicating”.

But a lot of folks don’t actually care that much about the actual meat of the story. The folks who cite that – or the “you can never approach women without being a creeper” or who complain about their misunderstandings of the Pareto Principle or how women have it “easier” on dating apps – are giving excuses for why they don’t want to Do The Thing, when what they really should be saying is that they’ve chosen not to. They have decided that they don’t want to try any more or that they don’t want to – or feel like they shouldn’t have to – put in effort that would change the math on their particular circumstances. Which, in and of itself is a legitimate choice. If you decide that you don’t want to do whatever work you might need to do to start being someone that women want to date, more power to you. It’s not a choice I necessarily agree with for obvious reasons – my job is literally to help people do that work – but everyone gets to make choices and my opinion about it matters not one whit.

But dressing it up as a moral imperative or something being done as a Noble Sacrifice is just intellectual dishonesty and insulting besides. The very least you can do is give a Bartleby-esque “I would prefer not to,” rather than giving an excuse for it, if only for yourself. Because hey, remember that thing I said about how repetition builds belief? Well, that goes with the things you tell yourself or the things that your community repeats to you over and over again. This is part of how incels get caught in feeback loops that incentivize staking out more extreme positions; the constant refrains of “women only like guys who pass THESE phrenology tests” start as excuses that become dogma that become proof that women deserve to be punished because REASONS.

Now, the point of all of this seeming digression, HHR, is that you want to stop dating and to be satisfied with making that choice, so that you can be happy being single. Well, being honest with yourself and your reasoning is a big part of that. Becuase here’s the thing: if you’re going to frame this as being forced out of dating instead of choosing not to date because you don’t want to bother? Then you’re going to be setting yourself up for a yearning need that you can’t fulfill. You’ll have painted yourself into a corner where, like Tantalus, you’re denied the thing you want that continually dangles just out of reach, rather than looking around, packing a bag and f--king off for parts unknown where you can choose how you want to handle things.

So, in your case specifically, HHR, if you are truly deciding that you don’t want to date any more because you sincerely believe that women are happier being single than ever dating again, then it’s likely a good idea to at least examine that belief a bit more thoroughly. Ask those women of your acquaintence whether they truly never want to date again, if there are no circumstances under which they would ever get into a relationship with someone ever… or was that statement a matter of hyperbole while they get off the merry-go-round to recoup their energy, change their priorities or adjust how they go about looking for relationships, and you only heard part of the story. Similarly, read beyond the headline and lede of those viral stories, actually look at what the meat of the complaint says and determine if maybe, just maybe, you’re letting your confirmation bias get in the way.

It may well be that you’re shooting yourself in the foot, rather than actually making an informed and rational decision.

But if it ultimately comes down to “Look, I don’t like dating, I’m not getting results I want and I don’t want to keep trying”, then you’ll actually be a lot happier owning that. At the very least, you don’t have to continually justify the choice; it’s hard to argue with “I didn’t care for it and so I’ve decided to stop doing it”. Just as importantly, however, is what making that statement says about you. What it does is reinforce your sense of agency and choice. You have decided that you are checking out of the game, making the conscious decision that you are going to prioritize other needs. It’s giving up, sure… but you’re giving up in the same way that Martha Jones gives up on loving The Doctor; she looks at it, realizes it’s going to be a bad scene for her and she chooses to leave under her own power, before things can get worse. When you can say “Yeah, I looked at things and decided to ‘nope’ out,” you’re saying that you’ve weighed the choices and found that this option would be the best choice for you, and that’s a good thing. Prioritizing non-romantic and non-sexual relationships over trying to chase something that only makes you unhappy? That’s a solid choice.

Yeah, there’ll be people who can’t grok the decision to just be all “peace out, cub scout” from the whole dating scene and actually mean it, and who’ll nag you about how you need to just get in there and try again. There’re always going to be people like that. But as I said: this is where you reach down, embrace your inner scrivener and tell them “I would prefer not to”.

Just as importantly, though, is that choosing to not pursue relationships gives you a permission structure to change your mind. Instead of reinforcing the idea that this is a thing you can’t have, you have put yourself in a place where, if the itch gets bad enough that you decide to try again, you don’t have to unwind however many months or years of rationale. You don’t have to backpedal on all those posts and conversations and videos about how dating is awful and nobody of conscience should do it, nor do you have to break the belief you imposed on yourself that you can’t date. You can just say “well, I decided at the time that I was done trying. Now circumstances have changed and so my decision has changed, and I’m willing to give it a shot.”

And just as being honest about why you’ve decided to stop trying to date is a matter of reinforcing your agency, that same agency is what allows you to grow, change and improve. You’re reminding yourself that you have far more control over your life and its direction than it can feel, and that you have the capacity for growth and improvement. Compare that to the bitter crabs-in-a-bucket misery that the incel community relies on, requiring that everyone constantly validate the helplessness of everyone else, lest they have to accept the consequences of their own choices and decisions.

Choosing to stop doing something until you decide to start again – if ever – is going to be a much more reliable path to contentment and satisfaction than trying to craft a narrative that this is something thrust upon you by the fickle finger of fate.

Plus, it means you don’t end up looking like a jackass by saying that women only feign interest in you because they want something besides your company or presence in their lives. Which, honestly, ain’t a good look on anyone.

So if you have chosen to stop trying to date, go with God. Focus on finding things that fill your life with contentment and satisfaction, build strong, demonstrative and emotionally intimate friendships with folks and find or build yourself a community. Find ways to be part of something that’s bigger than just yourself.

But let that be your actual decision, rather than dressing it up in drag that allows you to decide to give up without having to say that you’re giving up.

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DEAR DR. NERDLOVE: ’m writing as a young, attractive I’m told, woman who isn’t at all opposed to dating nerds. Here’s how my last first date went. He had confirmed twice that he wanted to visit an unusual art gallery that I was quite excited about. He had declined twice to suggest something else for us to do, which I would have been happy to go along with (20th century Aboriginal Art isn’t everyone’s cup of tea).

From the moment we set foot in the place, he appeared bored and made immature jokes, along with uncalled-for disparaging remarks about famous women (some of who I admire). He seemed to see our date as a hoop for him to jump through on the way to my bedroom. I felt fooled and objectified. Shockingly, he didn’t seem to understand that I won’t see him again.

He is also the fourth guy something like this has happened with.

I have two questions. First, could you please let your readers who need it know that this behaviour is really unattractive? Second, since I’m the common denominator here, do you have any hints for me?

Thank you,

Freedom

DEAR FREEDOM: Honestly, I don’t have much more to say about telling my readers that this behavior is s--tty or counterproductive, Freedom, because you lay it out incredibly well. That dude sounds like a classic Crouching Nice Guy, Hidden Douche Canoe and a tediously dull waste of time besides and you’re well rid of him. The fact that he doesn’t seem to realize that acting s--tty and dismissive about things his date is clearly excited about is, at the very least, incredibly goddamn rude says that this is a him issue, not a you issue. But again: you’re well rid of him, and it’s mostly a shame that this necessitated a waste of time you won’t get back before he got the old heave ho.

And to be clear: treating dates like having to touch bases before heading to home plate, rather than, y’know, an enjoyable activity to share with someone and get to know them better is a very good way to ensure that no sex will be happening at all.

Now as for tips for you? Well… honestly, I’m kinda right back to “this is mostly a them problem”, since there’s not much else to go on. I mean, assholes are gonna ass, hidden douche canoes are gonna hide and I presume that you’re not choosing people who advertise their s--ttiness or disinterest in you as a person. Depending on how and where you’re meeting these dudes, you may want to examine just what drew you to them prior to their revealing their hidden watercraft side and see if there’re things they have in common that you find attractive that you could also find in dudes who are less s--t.

If you’re meeting them on dating apps? Well, this is one of the reasons why I’m a fan of the pre-date date. Call it the pre-date, call it the due-diligence date or even the vibe-check date, but getting together for a short (between 15-20 minutes) meet up some place is helpful. Meeting up at a neutral location for coffee, ice cream, boba tea, whatever, is useful for everyone as it helps you both decide if you want to actually go on a proper date. As a species, we’re built for face to face communication, and there are many factors that affect who we are or aren’t attracted to that can only be discerned in person. Even a video chat can’t convey how they smell or the exact pitch and timbre of their voice or, for that matter, how they treat service staff or how they behave when they know they aren’t going to be skipping straight to sex. So getting together for a limited amount of time (and it should be a hard limit) means you get to see if they’re who they say they are and if you have as much chemistry in person as you do over text or chat. This also gives you more of a chance to get an overall vibe check and whether they’re actually enthusiastic to see you and go on a date, or if they’re treating OKCupid as a sex ATM and you’re just the latest attempt at a withdrawal.

Another thing to keep in mind: dating is a numbers game, no matter who you are. As much as the whole “kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince” thing is a cliche, it’s also not entirely wrong. The odds are good that you’re going to have false starts and bad dates before you find someone worth dating just because it’s difficult to discern who’s a great match purely by looks or a brief conversation. Dating apps in particular increase the odds of some false positives, both because of the lack of physical cues (the aforementioned smell, etc) but also because you’re putting yourself out there more than if you’re just meeting people in person. So, do as much as you can to tilt the odds in your favor of meeting Mr. Right, but recognize that even if you’re rolling with advantage, you can still miss or roll a critical fumble. That’s not on you; that’s not even necessarily on them. That’s just how it goes sometimes, and dating means learning to roll with it.

But the last thing I would suggest? If it’s a bad date, don’t stick it out until the end. You can always leave, and it’s quite likely better to do so than to waste the rest of an afternoon or evening on a s--tty date. Make an excuse, set an alarm that sounds like a phone call or just say “hey, I’m not enjoying this, you’re not enjoying this, peace out cub scout” and bounce. Your time’s too valuable and hey, you’re freeing them up to go find someone who’s more their speed.

If your date’s being a big ol’ bag of d--ks, acting rude or entitled, as though he has to put up with things you enjoy in order to get the reward of getting in your pants? To quote Da ShareZ0ne: if it sucks, hit da bricks.

Good luck.

Please send your questions to Dr. NerdLove at his website (www.doctornerdlove.com/contact); or to his email, doc@doctornerdlove.com