DEAR DR. NERDLOVE: I wanted to ask you for advice regarding meeting new women. From my part, although I have many friends, I only rarely encounter new women that satisfy the following criteria: (a) I like them, (b) they like me back, (c) they are available for dating. This year I have been in zero dates so far and I have been at only a single date the previous year. I know, it could be better considering that I live in a city with over 4 million people.

Usually, I hang out with friends and to be honest I have a lot of them. The problem is that no-one of them knows any girl that satisfies the aforementioned criteria. They live a quite calm life and they are not interested in meeting new people themselves. I have also tried a hobby (dancing) that both attracts many women and which I also authentically like, but people there did not want to socialize. After the lesson was over, they would quickly leave in order to return to their homes. After 3-4 months, we have gone out for a beer only once and thus I was not able to form any decent connections.

Honestly, apart from meeting girls through common friends and hobbies I cannot think of any other way to meet women, that does not involve cold approaching. I don’t like dating sites and since lockdowns are no longer an issue, I think that they are not essential. I think that doing the same things, will just give me the same results, so clearly, I have to try something completely different.

The only thing that I can think of, is to try having conversation with strangers, which is something I occasionally do. However, when I force myself to start such conversations in a day to day basis, then I feel very anxious and stressed. I tried once just saying ‘Hi’ to a stranger each day, which sometimes also naturally led to small conversations, but after 20 days I was feeling so stressed that I stopped it, thinking that all my friends are in happy relationships with people they met through warm approaches. It feels really awkward striking a conversation with a stranger and most of the time they have a duration of 4-5 minutes. In my everyday life I will strike conversation with strangers once in a while, without feeling any pressure, when I want to ask them about directions, suggestions, or when I find them reading a cool book.

Is talking to total strangers (including girls that I find attractive) in events or bars the only way to meet girls? Is this where I should focus? If this is the case, then how would you intentionally practice it ? Just going to crowded places or events and strike up conversations, like an exposure therapy process?

Thanks for your time,

Warm Approacher

DEAR WARM APPROACHER: I realize that this isn’t the point of your letter, WA, but your three-part criteria leaps out at me. I know there’s a lot of talk about having standards and whether one’s standards may be too high or too low, but there’s a difference between “having standards that’re just too stringent” and “my preferred gender and alive (and I’m flexible about the alive part)”. There’s a lot more to compatibility and finding someone who’s worth your time and attention than “likes me” and “is single”. I understand how it can feel as though you meet so many people that you can’t “afford” to be choosy, but when you drop your standards to “well they said yes when I asked them out on a date”, you end up doing a disservice to yourself and the people you date.

Now I mention this because it’s directly relevant to your problem. But we’ll get to that in a second. For now, let’s talk about whether it’s better to do cold approaches (approaching people you have no social connection to) and warm approaches (people who you share social connections with, either directly or indirectly).

If I were to be snarky, then I’d say the answer is “both? Both. Both is good.” But while that’s literally true – and in an ideal world, a mix of both is actually a good idea – there’re distinct advantages and disadvantages to either, and which you prioritize depends on a person’s individual circumstances.

On average, we tend to meet our partners via warm approaches; that is, a plurality of people meet their partners either through mutual friends or shared activities and hobbies. Dating apps – which are mostly cold approaches – have become the next most common way, with a distinct boost during the lockdown in 2020. Relatively few people meet their partners through a pure cold-approach, particularly through venues like bars or clubs. What’s also something to keep in mind is that people rarely start relationships with people they’ve just met. More often than not, we tend to form relationships with people we get to know over time, rather than a “love at first sight” scenario. Exceptions exist, obviously, but for the most part, cold approaches are the least common and least-effective way we tend to meet potential dates.

This isn’t really a surprise. What most of us think of when we think of a “cold approach” – the stereotypical “meet a man/woman at a bar and get their number, date or hook-up” – is ultimately an attempt to convince a total stranger to be willing to start a romantic or sexual relationship with someone they may have only known for a couple of hours at the most. The “street approach”, or what some would call “day game” is even less efficient. One would-be pickup artist documented his street approaches and over the course of three years he had an approach-to-date ratio of 1 percent. If you take that further to number of times a street approach led to sex, then you’re down into fractions of a percentage.

(I’m sure some wag out there has done a similar breakdown of their swipe-to-date ratio on apps like Tinder or Hinge and came to some equally apocalyptic number that supposedly “proves” that women have it easier in dating, but dating apps are a different beast entirely, with completely different dynamics that affect people’s success and failure.)

Now, cold approaches do have their place, and the ability to talk to and connect with strangers is a useful skill to cultivate. The skills involved in cold approaches have a multitude of uses outside of the dating sphere, and there will be times when you don’t have a social circle to look to in order to meet people to date. Being able to build relationships with new people relatively quickly can help build (or rebuild) a network of friends and acquaintances, which then makes it easier to meet people via warm approaches. And yes, there are times when you may be in a place where you have no networks to fall back on. But as a general rule, you’re going to have better results (and better connections) by going with a warm approach and meeting folks either through your social circle or through people you have those shared social connections with.

In your case, specifically, WA, you have two significant handicaps. The first is that you have a sizable group of friends, but it seems to be a closed network. That is, your social network consists entirely of folks who already know each other. From what you describe, it sounds like none of your friends know folks who aren’t already part of the circle or have significant connections with people outside of it. This isn’t common, per se, but it’s not that unusual, especially if you’re dealing with folks who are introverted or aren’t particularly social themselves. It also doesn’t help that COVID and the attendant lockdowns meant that a lot of our secondary and tertiary social connections – the friends of friends, the folks we knew to say hi to but didn’t have a strong relationship with and so on – withered and died. If our friends weren’t part of our quarantine bubble or people we made a concerted effort to stay in touch with, then it’s hardly a surprise that those connections faded.]

The second is that your primary hobby group isn’t terribly social either. Everyone shows up, attends the lessons and then leaves. That makes it a lot harder to actually, y’know, connect with folks.

This is an understandably frustrating situation. I mean, you’re trying to follow best practices and you’re hitting road blocks that make it almost impossible to succeed. But there is an easy and simple answer: make new friends and join different groups.

Yeah, I know this sounds almost insultingly reductive. It’s the dating advice equivalent of “Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I do this”/”Well, stop doing that.” But – and I say this with all seriousness – people often don’t do this. Most of the time, they treat this as the immovable obstacle to their dating life and turn to something less effective because it seems like the only option.

But remember how I said that your bare-bones standards were a problem? Well, adjusting those will actually help you find more places to socialize, more people to socialize with, and find more potential dates. Whenever people ask me where they should go to meet women, my answer is the same: figure out who the people you’re most likely to be compatible with and go hang out where they hang out. And I do mean people, not just women (or men or non-binary folks); you want to go to places where there’re people to connect with and make friends with, rather than treating the event or venue as though it were a sex ATM.

The point is to find people who share your interests and passions, the people who you’re most likely to get along with and whose company you’d enjoy. By spending time in those spaces, becoming a regular and known quantity, you take advantage of both the exposure effect (the more we’re exposed to something, the more we begin to like it) and the propinquity effect (we tend to form relationships with the people we’re most exposed to or spend the most time with). You want to find spaces that are explicitly social because you want it to be a space where people are going to hang out and chat. If everyone just leaves at the end of the event or the class or the game – as with your dance class – then you’re not going to be able to make friends with any real ease. But a hang-out space where your people gather? That’s going to be a much better place to not only build a social circle, but to find people who are more likely to be right for you.

I know you have a friends group already. But here’s the thing: it’s totally fine to have different social circles, even ones that don’t overlap. Having different groups of friends for different purposes, interests or hobbies is totally normal; nobody is going to be all things to all people. Having a diverse set of social circles also means that you have a larger network to rely on or to look to. Plus: your current circle isn’t meeting your needs as it currently stands.

As I always say: if you want to see different results, then you need to do things differently. So, go out, broaden your horizons and find those other areas where your potential new squad are likely to gather. And don’t forget: just because you aren’t seeing people there immediately that you would want to date, that doesn’t mean it was a wasted effort. You may not find your future girlfriend at any of those venues or events… but you may be meeting the people who’ll introduce you to her.

Good luck.

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DEAR DR. NERDLOVE: I really need advice on how to be a normal happy person that people will love. What would you do if you found it hard to relate with your fellow anime lover? 

I’m a 30 year old male who has some dating experience but is still a virgin. Something I’ve found hard deal with at times. Just frustration at myself for not being a normal human. But my question is about something else….

I recently went to a anime con here in the UK. You know the best place to embrace your nerd side. To be honest, it was overall not fun at all. I did not know half the stuff there and it’s really messed with my head. Like I just found it so hard to talk with people.

I just found it all so overwhelming. There’s a big pressure to drink and party hard. I went with one friend who knew people while I was more or less there on my own. I did do some cosplay but I’m a newbie so was largely ignored. Other days it was just mostly small talk that felt awkward. I did have some fun chats as well but largely it felt very pointless.Like people naturally gravitated to people they knew. Which yea I can understand but the whole experience was so depressing at times. Both lonely and soul destroying. When wearing my cosplay my body image problems came ahead. I don’t like the way I look and my body which is average at best shows that. I ended up leaving a day early from the con. It’s really put me on a negative spin on going again.

Everyone around me was telling me I would have the time of my life. Seems like the idea of not enjoying a con is unheard off. Everyone loves it 24/7 and your a social reject if you struggle. It’s like if I can’t succeed here then maybe that’s why I find dating so hard. I also feel I let my friend down by not being up to party 24/7.

Thing is outside of this I’m overall ok socially. I have quite a few friends both male and female. I went out 5 times for my birthday with different people so it seems I can make friends. I’m a event host for two meetup groups. I’m also happy to be the center of attention. I mean I even sang a Karaoke song In front of a group of people on stage at the con. I’m out most weekends doing different things and seeing different people. I have a number of friends at work who are mostly women. I can talk to people but find it harder when there’s a drinking/ hooking up pressure around.

To be honest, the con destroyed my confidence in myself like if I can’t relate to nerd culture… what even am I? I do have some mental health issues which have affected me badly at times. Like some scars on my body

I won’t go into detail as it’s above a dating issue. But they def are something I need sort out. They also affected my confidence as people can be very judgemental about this particular mental health issue. I’ve had people call me out on them at meetups in front of people.

I guess I’m asking how do I recover from this? Don’t get me wrong I know it’s 100% my fault for my failure to be normal. I need to improve and get over myself. I just need some advice on what to do. Like how do I enjoy the next con as a normal person? How can I not let my anxiety defeat me? What you recommend I do if I’m not as big on nerd culture. Like how can I more relate to people? Do I need to change everything about myself?

Otaku Outsider

DEAR OTAKU OUTSIDER: This doesn’t sound like a “can’t connect to nerd culture” problem. This sounds like a “you don’t like loud, raucous parties and a hardcore drinking culture” situation. That’s entirely legit; not everyone’s into that, nor should they be. And God knows there’re lots of folks who understandably think that a lot of cons inadvertently put a lot of emphasis on the Bar-Con aspect, which can create unintentional pressure to keep up with the folks who DO drink. So you’re hardly alone in feeling this way.

Now, notice very carefully that I said what you have is a situation, not a problem. Problem would imply that there’s something faulty in you, and there really isn’t. Nor is this a permanent, or definitional issue. It’s not that you can’t relate to your fellow nerds, it’s that you were uncomfortable in this particular situation. Which hey, that totally tracks. This was your first con, you don’t know as many people there, there was a culture you don’t vibe with and you were basically dropped head first into the deep end and your buddy f--ked off for parts unknown. That’s not a recipe for a great first experience, to be honest.

But that doesn’t mean that every con experience is going to be like this, nor does it mean that you’re somehow excluded from anime fandom.

The first thing I would suggest is working on your body image issues. Learning to be comfortable in your skin – regardless of what you look like – is important. If you don’t address that, it won’t matter what shape you’re in; you could have a six-pack that Ryan Reynolds would envy and you’d only be able to see the flaws and be convinced you’re an unf--kable homunculus. But that is a long-term project, one best addressed with a therapist.

For your con and fandom-related anxiety, however, I would suggest a different approach. To start with, you may want to find a lower-key gathering to get to know your fellow otaku. If there’s a local anime club, especially one that focuses on regular meetings and watching fun stuff, that may be more your speed than a large, rowdy convention. It would be a lower-pressure environment for you to meet and connect with fellow fans, instead of feeling like you got tossed into the deep end with no warning and no life preserver. You can also find smaller, lower-energy cons. The larger ones tend to be more boisterous and higher-energy, while the biggest cons – such as Anime Expo in the US – are like Nerd Hedonism or Nerdi Gras, where everyone is going with the intent to go bugnuts. If that’s not your thing, that’s absolutely cool; it’s not as though it’s the only way to be a fan.

Should you decide to go back and give that original con another shot – especially now that you know a bit more about what to expect – then I’d suggest a slight change in mindset. To start with, don’t worry about the fact that you don’t know what the latest fandom obsessions are; treat it as a chance to check out stuff you’ve not seen before in an environment where you can do a deeper dive than you would just on Netflix or Crunchyroll. Go to more panels that interest you; these will likely less rambunctious and less of a sea of humanity than the parties, the dealers room or the cosplay contest. And tell your buddy that you don’t know anyone there and you’d appreciate it if he could introduce you around a bit to some cool people you should know, instead of just f--king off to the bar or the Band-Maid concert or what have you. This way, you’ll have at least the beginnings of a network, rather than feeling like you’re entirely lost at sea.

And if you’re not feeling like you want to try to keep up with Bar Con – again, this is entirely legitimate – then in the evenings, take the opportunity to see what’s around that isn’t part of the con. Maybe take an introvert break and go catch a movie by yourself or meet up with friends in the area at a less high-intensity venue. While yeah, it’s easy to feel like you need to spend your every waking moment at the con, there’s nothing wrong with going off and doing non-con-related stuff. Every time I go to Emerald City Comic Con, for example, I tend to hie myself off to the Museum of Pop Culture or go to taco night with local friends. Getting away from the con can be a great way to recoup some social energy and feel ready to go ninja-running back in the next day.

Just don’t forget, if you’re not comfortable, you can always walk out and go do something else. In the words of Da ShareZone: if it sucks, hit the bricks.

Good luck.

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DEAR DR. NERDLOVE: I came across some of your writing and find your style very engaging and to the point. It’s refreshing to see relationship advice that is as direct as it is insightful. Though I enjoy reading this sort of thing, I never would have envisioned actually sending a question to a “relationship expert,” but here goes. 

I am married to a gorgeous man (I’ll call him Robert) and we have a sweet one year old daughter who is the light of our lives. We have known each other about a decade and been together half that time.  We are financially stable and own a home, there are few stressors in our marriage besides the fact that we both work and live far from family so reliable childcare can be challenging. I work as an independent birth photographer/doula and my work requires a great deal of flexibility. I have to leave suddenly when a client goes into labour and there is no way to know exactly how long I will be gone. This is also a pressure in our relationship because carefully laid plans sometimes have to be thrown out the window when a client goes into labour (think birthdays, holidays, excursions, dates). Until very recently, I would describe our marriage as flourishing, healthy, a safe place, an oasis from the tumult of life, one which will doubtless stand the test of time as it already has through significant challenges. 

I am writing because of something which happened recently which causes me concern. This is how it started: My husband and I were working from home in a shared office. I have a standing desk and could see his screen from where I stood and he was having a meeting with a colleague. I had heard about this colleague (we’ll call him John) previously from my husband but had never seen him; they are friends and John has a daughter about the same age as ours. The moment his face appeared on the screen I felt instant attraction, to a degree where even if I could see the screen in my peripheral vision I was totally distracted and burning with embarrassment. I have not felt this type of high intensity instant crush since early adolescence. I turned my desk the other way (it’s on wheels) so my husband’s screen was no longer in view and continued my work. After the meeting I talked to my husband about what happened, about this feeling, my embarrassment, etc. We are incredibly open with one another, so this has actually happened to both of us before in our marriage a couple of times and we always talk about it (ie, sudden crushes or feelings of attraction to another person) and over time it fades away. He thanked me for mentioning it and said we can just keep tabs and check in with one another a bit extra, and laughed a bit at me for being attracted at all (“John, attractive?!”).

Within a few days the feeling completely dissipated and I had forgotten almost completely of John’s existence, which was a relief. 

Fast forward some weeks and I had cycled to town to do some shopping with our daughter and pick up lunch. On the way home I stopped by Robert’s office to bring him some lunch and he said, “John’s in the office, I’ve been wanting to introduce you and for him to meet our daughter!” At the mention of his name I felt again embarrassed and anxious, a knot tightening in my stomach. There were many colleagues present since it was lunchtime and the social situation dictated that I could not excuse myself. We walked a few steps to the shared workspace where John and some others were and Robert introduced us. We made small talk, the conversation lasted maybe 5 minutes, and I tried to keep my voice from shaking with anxiety, attraction, nausea. During this short exchange my face burned and my heart pounded. It was a relief to leave. Robert walked with my daughter and I back to the bike rack and we went home. The tete-a-tete replayed in my mind over and over. I kept telling myself that I am married, a wife, a mother, that I should not be feeling this, and that he too is married, a father, a friend and colleague and how completely inappropriate it is to feel this way. I felt equal amounts of shame and attraction and the attraction kept coming in waves, leaving me a bit dizzy and nauseous. The afternoon was a mental battleground, focusing my thoughts on tasks at hand and trying to relax the knot in my stomach and heavy feeling in my chest. I felt sick, unable to concentrate, thoughts constantly revisiting the brief conversation with John. 

Robert came home and asked how I was doing, how the day went. He laughingly asked if John “really was such a Prince Charming in person” and I told him that the afternoon was a struggle, that I needed to focus and couldn’t, and that I would contact a counsellor about it because it is preventing me from being present and accomplishing things. Robert agreed it was a good idea to seek counsel given what I felt, and apologized for making light of it but not for the initial introduction. I felt a bit hurt that he did not apologize for the introduction since I had already told him about the initial attraction. I told him so and he did apologize, saying he didn’t realize it would have this effect. 

The next days were brutal. It felt like my imagination, always very active, was betraying me. Once my greatest creative ally, I now felt that I was racing against my mind for distractions from the constant surges of thoughts about John. Any moment of relaxing or allowing a calm to settle in my mind was met with images of John, John’s voice, gestures, etc. It was a relief to give in, to stop mentally fighting and just allow my brain to over-analyze everything in a frenzied state of attraction, but to give in only made the mental battle more difficult.  

It has been two weeks or so since this and I still feel like the victim of my own mind. I wish I could turn it off. It is ruining my focus, and (I feel) ruining my marriage. It’s like Netflix is constantly going in my brain, all the stupidest, most inane, racy shows playing ad nauseum and all of them featuring John and all of them drawing me into my mental world and making me lose touch with the real and immediate. To emphasize the degree to which this has taken a toll, I want to mention that I have been almost constantly nauseated the last two weeks (also, not pregnant). 

There is no reason for me to feel attracted to someone else. I have a beautiful, meaningful life. The kind of life I could only dream of a decade ago. The kind of life I never thought I deserved and that I believed, if I were to have this life, I would screw it up somehow and destroy something beautiful. I believed for a long time that I was only capable of screwing things up, and though I thought that belief had been thoroughly eradicated, I feel it creeping back now. I feel this attraction to John is insidious–my brain tricking me into ruining my life so that I am my own self-fulfilling prophecy about how bad I really am, so that all that Robert has taught me about myself the past years (that I am able to be a good mother, a faithful and loving wife, an honest person) is all false and the original narrative is true.

I desperately want to be faithful. I also desperately want to cheat. I also feel that I have already cheated, am already cheating, simply by being so attracted and by having these thoughts about John in my mind. I feel that this attraction to John makes me especially aware and resentful of certain small habits and irritations with Robert and problems that should be addressed in our marriage. When I am calm and aware, I can keep the thoughts at bay. But when I am stressed, frustrated, or irritated with a situation, it is almost impossible to keep my mind “tied to the mast” like Ulysses. 

Another annoying aspect of all of this (I know, I know, it is already way too long): since giving birth (really almost immediately after giving birth until the present), I have had a much higher sex drive. Contrary to popular belief, postpartum mothers are not universally met with a sudden drop in libido. It is also possible to experience the opposite, or for the exhaustion of early parenthood to take a more significant toll on the father. This was the case for Robert and I, and I still struggle with this reality. Female sexuality is such a taboo topic and while men being sexually unfulfilled in marriage is accepted as a norm, women who experience this are mostly shamed and silenced. But it is objectively challenging to experience this regardless of gender and feelings of rejection cannot simply be reasoned away.

Final complicating factor: Robert may be experiencing long covid symptoms and it could be part of the excess exhaustion and low libido. A slight depression would also explain this decrease. Regardless of the origins, it has been difficult and frustrating for both of us and also adds to the challenge of resisting attraction to this colleague.

At the moment I am waiting for my counsellor to return from holiday so we can make an appointment, practicing meditation and mindfulness exercises, checking in with Robert every few days, and talking to a very wise friend about the situation. It helps. But my brain is still driving me insane. 

Best regards,

Trying to be Faithful

DEAR TRYING TO BE FAITHFUL: This one’s fairly easy, all things considered, TTBDF: don’t cheat.

OK, I admit, I’m being glib. Let’s try that again: don’t put yourself in a position where you’re likely to fail your Wisdom save until this crush goes away.

Here’s the thing: you have a crush. That’s it. It came on strong – like you said, it’s like being a teenager – but it’s just a crush. There is no logic to it, there’s no “reason” for you to have it, and there really is no magic protection that’ll keep you from being attracted to other people. As I’m always saying: monogamy isn’t easy. If it were, we wouldn’t have all these rules and restrictions about it or societal taboos about infidelity and constant thinkpieces about ethical non-monogamy. All a monogamous commitment is is a promise to not sleep with anyone else besides your partner. It doesn’t say a damn thing about not wanting to.

All any of this means is that you’re a mammal with a sex drive. That’s it. We’re a novelty-seeking species, and this includes sexual novelty. When we have sex with someone new, we get a rush of dopamine and oxytocin straight to the pleasure centers of our brain. Since we’re incredibly adaptable and we can get used to anything, we get used to sex with them. It doesn’t matter if they’re Brad Pitt, Paul Hollywood, Chris Hemsworth, D.B. Woodside… hedonic adaptation kicks in, sex with them becomes your new normal, and you don’t get the same chemical rush that you did in the beginning. If you sleep with someone else new, then suddenly you get that high-octane chemical rush again and the process starts over. So, yeah, it’s not exactly a surprise that you got a crush on a new dude. It’s completely normal, it happens to pretty much everyone and it’s almost entirely down to the fact that they’re just someone different.

The intensity isn’t really that surprising either. This is hitting you like a freight train because you’re hornt up and your husband’s libido’s taken a hit, so he’s not in a position to keep up with your renewed sex drive. But it doesn’t mean that your marriage is in trouble, it doesn’t mean that there’s something about this dude that is calling to you or that there’s anything other than just good ol’ fashioned horniness.

But here’s the thing: horniness isn’t a commandment. Just because someone gives someone else the screaming thigh sweats doesn’t mean that they actually need to act on that. Just as people can be attracted to folks and still be friends without sex “getting in the way” by simply not doing anything about that attraction, you can have a crush, even enjoy the charge and excitement that comes with it, and never once let it actually do anything detrimental to your relationships.

Is this something that you need to worry about? No, not unless you do something stupid. It’s a crush, and crushes are like fire; if you feed it fuel, then it grows. If you starve it of fuel, it fades. But here’s where you’re making a critical mistake: you’re feeding the fire, not starving it. All that effort you’re making, the mental “lashing yourself to the mast” you mention? That is what’s making it worse. You’re devoting valuable bandwidth to thinking about the crush. Not in the idle “ooh, those hands” kind of thinking that can accompany a crush but by constantly trying to repress it, squeeze it down and force it away. Small wonder it comes roaring back whenever your attention slips; all you’re doing is compressing it like a gas. Have you ever seen what happens if you puncture, say, a can of hairspray or compressed air for dusting your computer? It starts rocketing around the room as all the gas starts to escape. And if you increase the pressure beyond the material strength of the container then it goes boom, messily and all over the place.

Trying to force this crush away just makes it worse, and it starts spraying out any and all seals and leaks. Not only are you intensifying it, but you’re constantly reinforcing it. You’re telling yourself over and over again “oh no, I have feelings for this guy”, but what your brain is picking up isn’t the “oh no”, it’s the repetition of “I have feelings“.

So what do you do? Well, to start with, I’d recommend masturbating. Rubbing one out’s way better for keeping your junk under control than trying to pretend that you’re not feeling what you clearly feel. Even if you’ve got the refractory period of a weasel on meth, a couple good strong orgasms will make the “I NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS” go away. And hey, that moment of clarity will make it that much easier for you to relax and not keep treating this like an existential crisis. And if your crush happens to feature in some fantasies during this, then hey, that’s between you and your battery-operated boyfriend. Whatever goes on in between your ears is utterly your business; fantasy isn’t cheating, no matter what some of the more uptight moral scolds tell us.

(Shockingly, this doesn’t actually do much to intensify or maintain the crush. It’s the constant reinforcement of “I HAVE THIS FEELING OH NOOOOO” that does it.)

The next thing you need to do is to stop trying to force this away. Instead of trying to squeeze it into non-existence or shove it aside, just let it be. Don’t judge it, don’t fight it, don’t worry about it or do anything other than just note that it’s there. Note the feeling, name it – “oh, that’s just my crush on John” – and just move on. It’s just a thought. Gently redirect your attention to things that you do need to be paying attention to, but otherwise just let it be. The more you just let it flow through you without engaging it, the less power it’ll have. Without the reinforcement of “I am in lust with John, I need to stop this”, you’ll starve it of fuel. As you just let the feeling be, the same as you would any other stray thought, it’ll start to fade. Before long, it’ll just be an awkward memory or an occasional fantasy you can use when you need to get yourself over the hump when an orgasm stubbornly remains juuuuuust out of reach.

What you don’t want to do – with John, or any future crushes – is put yourself in temptation’s path. Here’s the thing about brains: they’re lazy. The harder you have to work at something, the less it wants to actually do it. This is why, for example, if you want to avoid a particular food when you’re feeling snackish, you keep it out of easy reach and put something else in a more convenient place. The more steps it takes to achieve that particular goal, the more opportunities you have for your willpower to say “enh, let’s do something else.” Problems only really arise when folks set themselves up for a deliberate “accident” – getting drinks with their crush, spending time alone with them and otherwise putting themselves in position for an “oops, it just ‘happened'” situation. Since you and John don’t really interact at all and don’t actually have any sort of relationship, this should be fairly easy for you.

But seriously: this isn’t a big deal. It’s just a crush that feels extra strong because you’re feeling horny without much of an outlet. Crushes happen. Rub one out and otherwise let the feeling be. This will starve it of the fuel you’ve been providing it and it’ll go away.

Good luck.

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