DEAR DR. NERDLOVE: I’m a single 35F cis/straight who’s nearly at the end of my rope with dating. I’d like to think I’m a halfway decent catch- good family, reasonably cute, well educated, no criminal record, etc. The problem is I think maybe I’m intimidating to guys? I’m a physician and am used to making life-critical decisions every day; medicine is still a fairly male-dominated industry, so I have learned to stick up for myself and not take BS from people; I make pretty good money and can afford what I want, so I don’t need a man to pull out his wallet and treat me…. In fact, more often than not I want to pay on a first date (1. I don’t think it’s fair that dudes have to go broke just to date, and 2. If I pay then I don’t owe you anything- we’ve all heard the stories about the jerk who Venmo’d the girl the cost of her drink cuz she didn’t go home and blow him).

But it’s not just money. All of the guys I’ve ever dated said they wanted a Strong, Clever, Independent woman, but when they get me it’s like they can’t deal with the fact that I’m strong or clever or independent (all things I love about myself). My last boyfriend actually got mad at me when my car broke down and I called AAA before I called him. He said my not being “more damsel-y” made him feel unneeded and emasculated. This has been a recurring theme in most of the ends of my post-college relationships. To make matters worse, I’m into BDSM and the rougher stuff… while I think being submissive in bed is a great way for me to balance the scales, turns out this seems like another reason guys turn tail and run.

At first I thought I was being too picky, but over the past 7 years I’ve taken my Deal Breaker list and refined it down to 1. Actually single, 2. Non-smoker, 3. College educated, 4. No kids. I don’t think I’m asking for that much! I communicate my feelings, don’t play games, and don’t expect a guy to know what I’m thinking or what I want unless I’ve explicitly told him. And yet, I’m about to rip my hair out. So I turn to you. How do I stay true to my inner Wonder Woman without inadvertently doing an emotional Lorena Bobbitt on my relationship?

Sincerely,

What’s Wrong With Being Confident

DEAR WHAT’S WRONG WITH BEING CONFIDENT: It’s interesting that you bring up Wonder Woman, WWWBC. For a long, long time, writers have bounced hard off the “Wonder Woman is single” problem. Superheroes having relationships have been a part of the genre since their inception; Superman has had Lana Lang, Lori Lemaris, Lois Lane and so on, Spider-Man had Gwen Stacy and Mary-Jane Watson, Aquaman has Mera and so forth. But Wonder Woman presents a unique problem in that it’s hard to write the usual relationship drama for her. Can you really picture Diana, princess of the Amazons being worried about trying to maintain a relationship AND her responsibilities as Wonder Woman? What kind of man in the DC Universe is going to feel like he can measure up to a literal demi-goddess? Wouldn’t the power imbalance throw the whole thing off? Yeah, Steve Trevor’s been there from the jump, but are we really going to accept that she’s going to date some mere mortal?

Every time someone’s tried to untangle this particular Gordian knot, it’s usually involved pairing her up with another superhero: Superman, Batman, even Aquaman at one point (hey, they’re both royalty!).

(And since Warner Brothers has never had the guts to let Wonder Woman be canonically bisexual or gay, there’s a whole host of other characters taken off the playing field entirely, but that’s a discussion for another column).

But the fact that folks assume that only a character who is equally as powerful, if not more so, could work as a potential partner is kind of telling; it speaks to an ongoing cultural idea that ok sure she’s one of the most powerful beings in the DC Universe, but her potential pairings might edge her out. It’s a continuation of “yes, we like seeing a woman who’s strong, clever and independent but we still need to see a world where she’s still a little less strong, clever and independent than her partner”.

I suspect that you can relate. That’s why this is the kind of letter that’s really frustrating to answer WWWBC because… well, mostly because the problem here is that you’re not doing anything wrong. This isn’t a “you” problem, it’s a “them” problem and the fact that society hasn’t quite pulled its head out of its ass yet. A lot of guys love the idea of dating a strong, independent woman, but they don’t like the reality of it.

Part of this comes from how guys are socialized to perceive their value as men. We’re taught that A Man Is A Provider and that what we bring to the table is our ability to do for others. This is one of the reasons why men sometimes mess up when our girlfriends and wives come to us with problems; we want to solve things instead of listening and empathizing. But when you take away that dynamic, men frequently feel lost or adrift; if our partners don’t need us for something, then how do we prove our worth to the relationship? Case in point: your ex who got annoyed at you for solving your car troubles on your own. The fact that he couldn’t come riding to your rescue eats away at him because if he’s not the hero somehow, then is he really even a man?

Which seems like it leads to an obvious solution: you can try to give him those moments of being needed. Giving them a win – letting them be your Prince Charming every once in a while, even if it’s just opening a pesky jar – soothes their ruffled feathers and lets them feel like they’re important and needed. But is that really a relationship dynamic that you want?

Similarly, you could pad your edges, soften your steely core and make yourself seem a little less exceptional; hide your identity as a goddess and pretend to be a mortal, lest men with fragile egos can’t handle dating you. But then that demands that you spend your entire relationship squeezing yourself into smaller and smaller spaces. How long can you spend in increasingly cramped and confining spaces, never able to fully stretch out or take up the room that you deserve and have worked for?

Alternately, you can look for your own Superman, someone who’s accomplished enough that they won’t feel intimidated by just how damn awesome you are. But not only are those guys thin on the ground in general (I mean, not everyone can be exceptional; the whole point is that they’re an exception) but even then, there’s the dynamic of “ok but who’s really the top here?” that can creep in. Finding a guy who’s at your level but also doesn’t worry about being surpassed is like trying to find an okapi; they’re out there, people’ve definitely seen them but they’re pretty hard to find.

But there’s another option: finding guys who are secure in themselves and comfortable being the support to a strong and independent woman. We’re finally reaching a point, culturally, where we’re starting to acknowledge the validity and value of guys who play the supporting role to more accomplished partners, instead of trying to compete on some level (or worse, drag them down… looking at you, Knocked Up). Movies like Always Be My Maybe and Long Shot have started to celebrate not just strong and ambitious women but partners who aren’t just cool with dating them but who’re proud of how awesome their partners are and willing to be the person helping them achieve greatness.

It doesn’t mean that they don’t bring anything to the table, mind you; they clearly have a lot to offer, especially on an emotional level. But instead of being intimidated by not being the dominant partner, they recognize that their worth isn’t in what they accomplish but in how they make their partners feel.

Even Wonder Woman occasionally finds the right man who’s willing to play support. In the recent movie, Steve Trevor never feels the need to try to exert himself or prove himself to Diana; instead he recognizes where he can best help her succeed and follows her lead instead.

The tricky part is finding the guys who are genuine, instead of playing Crouching Nice Guy, Hidden Douchebag. To bring it back to Wonder Woman for a moment, some of the men who seeks a relationship with her are the ones who want to conquer her or undermine her. They resent what she represents and so they look for ways that they can subtly take control rather than overtely. In Wonder Woman: Earth-One by Grant Morrison and Yanick Paquette, Dr. Leon Zeiko seems to be the right kind of guy for Diana: intelligent and ambitious but respectful, admiring and unintimidated. However, it becomes increasingly clear that Zeiko’s ultimate desire is to see her brought low. Sure, she may be an actual goddess, but she’s still “just” a woman and “taming” her proves just how important Zeiko is. He may not be able to compete with her on a physical level, but he can manipulate her, subvert her and diminish her, even as he seems to be helping and, in doing so, prove his superiority.

Which brings us back to the “no great solutions” issue. In an ideal world, men wouldn’t be as intimidated by accomplishments or feel that their value is measured by how dominant or needed they are. That’s a world worth aspiring towards and working to build… but that’s not the world we actually live in. We may be trying to get there, but we have to adjust to where we are now. And that means that the viable options require compromise.

You can try to diminish your light so as to not intimidate partners. This may make it easier to find relationships and partners, but at the cost of feeling confined and smothered. You can look for the guys who are at your level and work to find the ones who aren’t going to see your relationship as a competition of accomplishments. Or you can find your support class, the guys who are secure in themselves and genuinely want someone who’s smart, ambitious and accomplished without being intimidated or resentful.

But the cost of the latter is the risk of being single for longer than you might like. Finding them can be hard, because they can be thin on the ground and unevenly distributed on top of it.

The good thing is that living your truth openly, honestly and unapologetically will be your filter. The things that make you unique and desirable are the very things that are going to chase off the asshats who are fundamentally incompatible with you. The men who aren’t right for you will make themselves known pretty damn fast through their actions and their attitudes.

Now this doesn’t mean that you need to be large and in charge at all times. Some of those compromises may mean making some adjustments; it may help to split the check instead of insisting on paying for the first date, for example. Or you may find it easier to alternate: if they get the first round of drinks, you’ll get dinner, they get dessert and the two of you can split the cost of whatever else you’re doing. You don’t necessarily have to create moments for guys to feel useful or needed, but showing them that they’re appreciated and letting them know how they make your life better can make a crucial difference.

It may not be easy. It may mean long stretches of time without a partner. But when you find the right person? Then it’s entirely worth it.

Good luck.

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DEAR DR. NERDLOVE: I’m hoping you might have some advice for me. I’m a cis woman in her thirties who has somehow ended up with very, very little dating or relationship experience. Contributors include a needlessly long time spent at uni; a demanding career I’m quite invested in; a shy personality, and moving about once a year for work.  Anyway!, I’m finding I’m getting kinda lonely – and I’d also like to have a family at some point.

Since apparently every even vaguely appealing guy I know from work is married, the other main options appear to be meeting someone through friends, non-work activities, or online dating. I’ve let my non-work life side for the last few years, so I know I need to make more of an effort to make friends and do things outside of work; though unfortunately a lot of my interests – singing, musical theatre, dance, sewing – don’t seem to be very popular with single dudes (crazy, right?!).

And that leaves online dating. Doc, I’ve made many excuses as to why I don’t like online dating: it’s artificial; I don’t feel like having to entertain a complete stranger for a few hours; I’ll feel obligated to keep dating regardless of my level of interest so long as they aren’t an actual Nazi; all of which are true – but the real reason is: I’m scared of guys.

Not scared for my life or physical safety, but scared of their expectations physically/sexually: if a guy asks you out on/goes on a date with you, does that mean he’s already decided he’d like to shag you? Are they hoping to end any and every date with a make-out session? Is it true that every man you know has pictured you naked?

I know these are incredibly juvenile things to think but I find them to be incredibly intimidating prospects – and conversely I find it extremely hard to imagine deciding I want to shag someone based purely on a dating profile or a single meeting. I get so worried about controlling guys’ expectations in a social setting, that if I’m in mixed company and I even think that a guy may be possibly slightly kind of maybe paying more-than-polite attention to me, I shut down socially on them unless and until I find out they’re dating/married to someone else (i.e. ‘safe’) – which I’m sure comes across as quite antisocial and is verging on clinical paranoia.

Does any of this have a grounding in reality? Is it bulls

t cultural conditioning? Both? In any case this is clearly an unhelpful attitude and most people manage to coordinate their dating expectations of each other more-or-less satisfactorily. So, any tips on how to change my brain around this?

Thanks in advance,

Scared Weird Little Person

DEAR SCARED WEIRD LITTLE PERSON: First things first SWLP: don’t underestimate the number of guys who you might meet through your activities. You may have to think a little outside the box, but your interests are hardly straight-guy kryptonite. I know a lot of singles groups that do regular karaoke nights, for example.

But let’s talk about your concerns. You’ve managed to hit the sweet spot between “ok that’s kind of accurate” and “you’re at an 11 and I need you at a 2.” For example: the idea that a guy has already decided he wants to bang if he’s asked you out on a date. While there’re certainly guys who’ll decide whether they want to hit it with someone as soon as they lay eyes on them, most guys are going to want to at least have a conversation, maybe dinner first. As I’ve told folks before: plenty of people – men and women both – have met someone they thought was sex on a stick… right up until they opened their mouths and said or did something that made them absolutely unf

kable. But the straight truth is, we generally don’t ask people out on dates in hopes that we might find them attractive so yes, if someone asks you out on a date, they’re probably interested in you on a physical level.

And if they’re interested in you physically… well, yeah, odds are pretty good that they wouldn’t mind a make-out session at the end of a date. Or in the middle of one. I mean, make-outs are awesome, so it’s kind of understandable that folks would be down for it if it’s on the table. But the fact that someone would be interested in it doesn’t mean that they necessarily expect it. As a general rule, people take each date as it comes.  Most folks get that every first date is its own beast; some folks won’t kiss on the first date, some folks think not having sex on the first date is a waste of their time.

This doesn’t mean that you can’t have crossed wires; there can be times when one person thought the date went swimmingly and the other thought it was tooth-grindingly awful. One person may expect a simple good night kiss while another is thinking that a good-night blow-job is all but inevitable. And there are always a

holes out there who think that they’re owed sex because… well, mostly because they exist.

As for “every man has pictured you naked?” That’s a hard no. There’re plenty of folks who have, but there’re also many who haven’t. Again, it’s going to vary from person to person, but it’s hardly universal (or even restricted to men).

But the issue here is that you seem to be working under the idea that it’s your responsibility to somehow manage what other people think or feel and that’s not true at all. The idea that you are somehow responsible for how guys act or feel is absolute, unadulterated horse s

t. The fact that a guy may or may not be interested in sleeping with you on the first date – or even on just seeing your profile – doesn’t mean that you’re obligated to meet that expectation, or that you need to have made that decision yourself. The whole point of dating is for both parties to decide how they feel about one another. And seeing as it’s a double opt-in process, if one of you isn’t feeling it or needs a little more time to decide if this potential relationship has legs… well, that’s the game. Either it ends right there, or both parties decide to give it another round and see where it goes.

What you don’t need to worry about is whether a guy is interested in banging you meaning anything other than “this person finds you attractive.” Men are, presumably, able to manage their libidos and keep their dicks in check. Folks who can’t (or won’t) aren’t the responsibility of women to “manage”, they’re a

holes who shouldn’t be allowed to wander in public without a chaperone.

It sounds to me like you’re dealing with a lot of sex-negative, sex-shame-y f

kery that puts all the responsibility for “controlling” sex on women. It’s bulls

t cultural conditioning and the sooner you can start divesting yourself of it, the happier you’ll be.

Unfortunately, it’s also the sort thing that can be hard to shake; cultural conditioning is a motherf

ker, especially if you’ve lived with it your entire life. If these intrusive thoughts are really troubling for you, then it may be best for you to unpack things with a counselor or therapist. They’re in a better position to help pick these worries apart than a loudmouth with an advice column.

But seriously, SWLP, there’s such a thing as an overabundance of caution. Dating can be weird, it can be frustrating, it can even be scary at times. But it can also be very, very worth it.

Good luck.

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DEAR DR. NERDLOVE: Recently (about a year ago) I was in a 10 year committed relationship, or so I thought. Turns out he was manipulative, using my depression, weight, childhood traumas (victim of sexual assault), and my low self esteem against me to keep me with him. I had eventually figured out how unhappy I truly was with him and how practically our entire relationship he had multiple partners. I left him and found a sense of stability again. I joined a gym, so I could really start focusing on me. I’ve always been a self sacrificing person and always helping others before myself. I finally started thinking about myself and doing what I need for myself and I found a sense of freedom and saw my own worth. Gaining confidence I moved into my own place with my dog, and have been feeling so much better about myself and really being myself again.

Right now there’s a guy I really like. I know when I’m around him I sound like a giggly idiot and a bit socially awkward. He is an intelligent man. He knows I have a thing for him, but I have no idea if he likes me back in that way. He loves making me laugh and whenever we’re around each other we don’t stop talking the entire time. Even on evenings when he’s given me a ride home we will talk for even longer. I’ve seen him look at me and look away as soon as I look back. He always wants to be next to me and leans in whenever he interacts with me. We always have eye contact whenever we talk and have really started to get to know each other more. I feel like there’s something there, but it could all be that he just loves my company as a friend.

For now I’m doing my best not to develop romantic feelings for him because we are friends. I want to respect his friendship, his boundaries, and above all his feelings. I’m not sure what to do. I would love to have something more with him, but I don’t want to ruin what we have now. What should I do?

Twice Shy

DEAR TWICE SHY: First of all, TS: congratulations for getting out of that toxic relationship and taking the time to heal and build yourself back up. That’s huge, and you should be proud of what you’ve accomplished.

But at the same time… you should acknowledge what you’ve accomplished and how far you’ve come. Right now it sounds to me like you haven’t quite accepted that someone could think you’re awesome and desirable because you were stuck in a relationship with a toxic and abusive shitbag. This is entirely understandable; relationships leave their mark on us and abusive ones can leave some pretty nasty scars. But there comes a point where you have to not let the ghosts of shitty boyfriends past continue to haunt you to the point that you’re second guessing yourself on a good thing.

This is kind of amusing, TS, because you have the exact opposite problem that Petite Morte does. While PM seems to be leaping into relationships with both feet and not bothering to look, you’re taking the opposite tact and just… not being willing to see the glaringly obvious. It sounds to me like this guy of yours is crazy for you. It’s equally clear that you’re crazy for him.

The problem here is that you’re treating your interest and attraction to him like it’s somehow an inconvenience or that your liking him impinges on his boundaries. Except… that’s not quite how boundaries work? It’d be one thing if he had a partner and the heat between the two of you was coming dangerously close to crossing a line. It would likewise be an issue if he had made it clear that he’d rather you didn’t flirt with him but you can’t stop being so giggly and touchy-feely with him. But none of that’s the case. You two hang out, you have an amazing time and apparently are dealing with the kind of mutual attraction so thick you could cut it with a knife.

Well, now one of you needs to make the first move and it might as well be you. Ask him out on a date — not to “hang out some time” or “get together” but an unambiguous and definitive date. Your being into him doesn’t mean that things need to — or even will — get weird. Let him know that it’s totally cool if he’s not interested or doesn’t want to risk things, because you’re cool with being friends too. Your being into him doesn’t mean you can’t be friends; it just means he’s an awesome guy and you’re understandably attracted to him. If you don’t make it a big deal, it won’t be a big deal. If he says “no” and things get a little awkward, then just power through the awkward. The risk of a couple vaguely uncomfortable moments before the two of you laugh at the absurdity of it is a small price to pay for the chance of starting something awesome with a really good guy you’re crazy for.

Good luck.

DEAR DR. NERDLOVE: If you don’t mind, I’m going to skip the usual backstory,  pharmacological history, and psychological self analysis, and get to the marrow of my question. When, exactly, did our society degrade to the point that it’s considered acceptable or normal for someone to simply break off all communication with someone, without so much as a “by your leave”? 

It’s happened to me quite a few times in the recent past, and quite frankly it mystifies and offends me. It was bad enough when a woman would give me the “You’re a really sweet guy” speech, but this is even worse. (I assume that there are males who behave this way, too, but I only date women.)

Angry About This Maltreatment

DEAR ANGRY ABOUT THIS MISTREATMENT: Um… it’s always been the case that people could just stop talking to you, AATM. It’s part of the whole “having free will” thing. Nobody is obligated to talk to you if they don’t want to, nor are they required to ask your permission to stop, give you a reason or otherwise explain themselves if they don’t feel the need. It’s often polite or kind to say “hey, thanks but no thanks,” but folks have the right to be rude if they want to be.

That doesn’t mean that it doesn’t frequently suck, that it can’t be confusing or frustrating or depressing. But that’s on them.

Most of the time, that is. Because there’re plenty of times when folks will ghost because having that conversation is going to be a bigger issue… such as when, say, someone is radiating anger issues and is giving indications that saying “hey we didn’t work, peace out, cub scout” is going to trigger a scene. It sounds like you’re a step beyond wanting or preferring a conversation about it not working and getting to the point of feeling like you’re owed one and that ain’t how it works, chief.  It kind of sucks if someone decides to vanish on you, but that’s their call. The only thing you can really do is make your peace with it, make your own closure and accept that this is a thing that people do, for a multitude of reasons.

And in the meantime, if you want to quit having people ghost on you like this, then the best thing you can do is start looking into some anger management counseling. ‘cuz if I can feel this radiating off you from an email? Then the people you’re dating can definitely feel it, and that’s gonna send them running like all of hell and half of Hoboken is after them.

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