DEAR MISS MANNERS: I would appreciate some direction about what an appropriate response would be for someone who congratulates me when they hear that my daughter got married.

Unfortunately, I find this comment very annoying, even though I know that it is meant to be positive. I suspect that my interpretation of the comment is based on the following:

1. A rather contentious divorce after 28 years of marriage;

2. I’m really not sure exactly how much involvement I had in my daughter’s ability to get married;

3. In my current situation, not being married, being congratulated on a marriage is not such a good thing.

Perhaps after some time, when I’ve had a chance to decompress and the acknowledgments decrease, this whole thing will subside.

GENTLE READER: Yes -- stop, take a deep breath and decompress. Please.

You seem to believe there should be trigger warnings before well-intentioned people utter simple pleasantries. Remarking “Nice weather we’re having” might set hearers brooding about how that brings on their allergies.

So should the well-intentioned person who thought you might enjoy your daughter’s happiness instead keep in mind that you are only focused on your own divorced state?

Miss Manners should not need to tell you that this was not about you. Nor that the world is rude enough without you nursing insults where none were intended.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: A married couple who I consider friends of mine, and who live in Europe, were the unfortunate victims of a pickpocket on a train. They were heading out to a vacation in a nearby country and lost cash, credit cards, identification, etc. This event forced them to cancel the trip. Apparently some of their reservations were nonrefundable, so now they are out of a tidy sum of money.

The only reason that I am aware of this whole situation is because they posted about it on social media and then set up an online fundraising page seeking donations to recoup their losses.

This couple travels and dines out frequently, and regularly shares all of their adventures on social media. Needless to say, I do not feel compelled to donate, as I feel that this fundraising appeal is a tacky money grab, and I would rather give to an entity that I feel is sincerely deserving or in genuine need.

Past experience tells me that these friends are likely to write and inquire if a donation will be forthcoming. What is the best way to respond? I don’t want to be callous or dismissive of their loss, but I cannot in good conscience provide a donation under such circumstances.

GENTLE READER: Your obligation is to commiserate with your friends, not to insure them. So your response should say how sorry you are for their loss, ignoring any pleas for money.

Should they pursue this, Miss Manners recommends that you react as you would at the approach of anyone else intent on picking your pocket -- by keeping your hand over your wallet.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Andrews McMeel Syndication, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

DEAR MISS MANNERS: What is the etiquette around accepting parcels for neighbors? Should the original recipient come to pick it up, or is the onus on the person who accepted the delivery to then drop it off at its intended destination when the recipient appears to be home?

Due to my working hours, I am often home during the day and happy to accept deliveries for others. However, these often end up sitting in my hallway for days. Most notably, a neighbor’s flat-pack furniture boxes were partially blocking my door for over a week, until I managed to catch the neighbors outside and politely request they come get their stuff.

Sometimes I’ll pop over and drop deliveries off later (if I can carry them), but shouldn’t the recipients be making the effort to reclaim their property (assuming they received delivery information)?

GENTLE READER: It still counts as a good deed if you set the terms. A good neighbor need not be confined to her own house in the space left by other people’s purchases.

One problem may be a common attitude by commuters toward people who are at home: that they are always there, with nothing much to do. To squelch that, Miss Manners suggests that you require everyone to give you good estimates of when their packages are expected, so you can say whether you will be there, and also to say when they will pick up the item. This can be phrased in a cheerful, considerate way, because you wouldn’t want to miss the delivery, or for them not to be able to retrieve their packages when you are away.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I have read that forks should be placed in the order in which they will be used, which presumably means that if salad is to be served after the main course, the salad fork should be to the right of the dinner fork.

However, I have never seen a table set this way, and it looks odd and unbalanced to me. I will be hosting a formal dinner soon where this is an issue, and I would like to get it right. Can you help me?

GENTLE READER: What strikes Miss Manners as odd is that correctness, in matters big and small, is now rare enough to seem odd.

You are quite right that flatware should be positioned, outside to inside, in order of use. This gives the lie to that canard about which fork to use being a snobbish etiquette test.

Restaurants usually serve salads before the main meal, in which case the salad fork should be on the outside. But in formal service, the salad comes afterwards, and its fork is positioned accordingly.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: What do “black tie optional” and “black tie invited” mean?

GENTLE READER: That the hosts are giving a black tie party, but understandably do not want to hear silly complaints about that being uncomfortable (usually from those who only want to declare what regular fellows they are), nor to exclude people who cannot manage that for one reason or another.

If you have received such waffling instructions on an invitation, Miss Manners hopes you will make the effort to observe the real dress code.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Andrews McMeel Syndication, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My son, who is almost 3, started preschool a few weeks ago, and his teacher consistently mispronounces his name. The name is uncommon in this country, so we knew it would sometimes be mispronounced, but it reflects his father’s heritage, which was important to his father as a recent immigrant.

We worked hard to pick a name that was easy for native English speakers to pronounce, and we even made sure to spell it phonetically so our son wouldn’t have to correct people as often (unlike my husband, whose name is constantly butchered). I told the teacher early on that it was actually pronounced a bit differently than she’d said it, and acknowledged that it’s a name most people haven’t heard before, so we try to clarify how to say it.

Since then, the teacher has continued to mispronounce it. She hears me say his name every day, and she writes it on his artwork each day, so I know that she has seen its (phonetic) spelling. It is only two syllables, and there are only five other children in the preschool class.

Is there a polite way to correct her mispronunciation again? If so, is there a limit to the number of times I can correct her without being rude? Or should I just accept that she’s someone who isn’t good at remembering such things?

My son is little and still getting used to the idea of being away from home, so I imagine it can only help him feel more comfortable if his teacher calls him by the right name. I feel a bit rude correcting the teacher again and again, though.

GENTLE READER: Teach your son to do it. With a long life of correcting people ahead of him, why not start him off learning how to do it effectively now? Miss Manners finds mnemonics particularly fun and memorable: “It’s actually pronounced ‘Placate.’ ‘Play’ as in fun and ‘Kate’ as in Middleton.”

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Earlier this year, we found out that one of my husband’s places of employment will be shutting down, and he started on the unpleasant task of job-hunting. Happily, he heard back from most of the applications that he submitted, and he even had to turn down a few offers to avoid being overbooked.

One of the interviewers let slip that my husband had been shortlisted largely because of the glowing recommendation given to him by his soon-to-be-former boss. We are both extremely grateful to this person and agree that a nice note of thanks is in order.

Where we disagree is that I believe that a small gift would be a nice gesture, while my husband thinks it is unnecessary. What is the etiquette of thank-you gifts in professional settings? Are there specific types of gifts that we should steer away from?

GENTLE READER: Yes: ones that might be misconstrued as bribes.

In a professional setting, a favorable recommendation for a job well done -- while certainly appreciated -- should not be recompensed with a present. Lest, Miss Manners cautions, your prospective employers get wind of it and think that it came at a cost.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Andrews McMeel Syndication, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)