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Dropping Engagement Ring Hints

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | December 9th, 2017 | Letter 1 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My fiance is about to buy my engagement ring. He knows I like jewelry, so he always gets me that as a gift.

That being said, he apparently doesn’t really understand my taste. What is the polite way to tell him if I dislike the ring, or should I even do that?

GENTLE READER: Not if you want this engagement to lead to marriage, let alone to more jewelry.

As you know the ring is forthcoming, Miss Manners suggests that you set about quickly complimenting the things that you do like about the jewelry your fiance has already given you. Specifics that are also sufficiently vague -- like “I love round stones” or “I prefer a classic style” -- are useful, while also giving him some room to make his own decisions. Or he may give up in desperation and ask you to take over. Seemingly your preferred option.

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Miss Manners for December 09, 2017

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | December 9th, 2017 | Letter 2 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: In the middle of my speaking to my boyfriend, he will walk out of the room. I have told him it is rude and bad manners. He says he can hear me, therefore it isn’t rude.

GENTLE READER: If you want to test his theory, Miss Manners suggests that you try lowering your voice when he leaves the room. And then acting puzzled when he returns to find out what he did, in fact, miss.

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Miss Manners for December 09, 2017

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | December 9th, 2017 | Letter 3 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: We are getting ready to celebrate my daughter’s quinceanera, and have decided not to serve alcohol for many reasons. My mother was mortified when she learned this, and keeps pressuring me to provide alcohol.

She does not drink; however, she insists that the only reason guests attend such celebrations is to drink, and that guests will be disappointed.

Although I have put my foot down on the issue, I want to know if it’s rude not to offer alcohol at such events. Should I let guests know in advance so they can make the choice themselves, and not be disappointed when they arrive? Should it be printed in the invitations?

I say that if guests truly care about my daughter, they will attend regardless, and if they only want to attend for free alcohol, then we are probably better off without them. Of course, nonalcoholic drinks and food will be served.

GENTLE READER: How pitiful that your mother thinks that the only reason your family would celebrate your daughter is free liquor.

If it is possible, hold this event during the day and call it a brunch or a tea. Alcohol will be less expected. Or if it is a less formal occasion, word the invitation with what is being offered, rather than what is not: “Dinner will be served, along with soda and juice.” For those bold enough to object to this situation, Miss Manners suggests that you politely remind them of the reason for the celebration -- and that the guest of honor is not yet of drinking age.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Andrews McMeel Syndication, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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Dictatorial Host Takes Fun Out of Girls’ Weekend

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | December 8th, 2017 | Letter 1 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My Uncle Horace owns a cabin that my father’s entire family has been using for years. I myself have been going since I was a baby. Anyone in the family is free to use it. We often had girls’ weekends there, and on other holiday weekends, the whole family would go up. We always had a good time and relaxed.

However, my Aunt Belle (his sister) bought a cabin a five-minute walk down the road, and she insists that we have girls’ weekends at her cabin every year from now on.

She is cheap, bossy, and nobody feels comfortable or has much fun while we are there. She assigns who is going to sleep where, what everyone should bring, what we should be doing and when we should be doing it. I got yelled at for accidentally taking an extra paper plate last year! Then she hid and kept all the snacks and bottled water I brought for everyone.

I have gone twice and regretted it both times! It is not relaxing. Most people complain about her the entire time we are there.

This past year I couldn’t go because I couldn’t afford it, and everyone complained and yelled at me. They say I need to go so everyone can have fun. They call me a party pooper, and always dismiss whatever reason I can’t go. My Aunt Belle will even move the weekend just so I can come.

We have another girls’ weekend coming up and I don’t know what to do. If it is at my Uncle Horace’s cabin, I would love to go! I know we will have fun and that there will be room for everyone.

If it is at my Aunt Belle’s cabin, I definitely don’t want to go. When I bring up having it at Uncle Horace’s, my Aunt Belle complains she already has “everything” at her cabin and she would rather have it there so she doesn’t have to pack a bag. Everyone else agrees with me, but will tell Aunt Belle they “don’t care” because they say it’s not worth a fight.

GENTLE READER: Is it not possible to do both? As the cabins are only five minutes apart, could you have half of the people at your uncle’s house and half at your aunt’s? You could do this under the guise of not wanting to burden her with the full guest list. Or perhaps eliminating the gender divide could render this necessary: “Oh, let’s have boys and girls this time. I think I will stay with Uncle Horace so that I can help out with the hosting duties over there.” With any luck, Miss Manners hopes that the chaos will confuse Aunt Belle into silence -- and even if it does ultimately end up being only the girls, your plans will have already been set.

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Miss Manners for December 08, 2017

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | December 8th, 2017 | Letter 2 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: When sitting at a table, from which side of the chair do you enter and exit?

GENTLE READER: The one that does not have someone else’s knees firmly perched up against it.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Andrews McMeel Syndication, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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Cookie Hog Robs Bank Lobby

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | December 7th, 2017 | Letter 1 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My husband and I seem to be at odds regarding the cookies our bank offers to patrons in the lobby.

I say that the cookies are to be enjoyed by patrons while they are there, and I object to my husband’s practice of coming home with four to six each time he visits the bank. When he arrives home, he places them in a plastic baggie and puts them in the freezer to eat throughout the week until the next time he goes to the bank.

GENTLE READER: Cookie plates are meant to be shared, which means that a one-per-customer rule should be observed, even if not posted.

Perhaps your bank feels differently, although as a rule, Miss Manners has observed that banks frown on customers who fill their pockets with whatever happens to be lying around just because it is not currently under lock and key.

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Miss Manners for December 07, 2017

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | December 7th, 2017 | Letter 2 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: When our nephew celebrated his 10th birthday, my sister-in-law notified my mother-in-law of the date and time of the party about three days prior, and she then passed the information on to us.

My husband’s younger brother inquired separately and was told a different time. He passed that information on to my mother-in-law, who again passed it on to us the day before.

Neither my husband’s older brother nor his wife directly invited us and, feeling it was rude to assume an invitation, we did not attend. Unfortunately, it’s clear that we’ve upset them. In the past, when we’ve assumed we were invited to events, based on a word-of-mouth invite through his parents, it was made clear -- through comments made about not having enough food for everyone -- that we weren’t actually invited. There have also been birthday parties that were strictly meant for our nephew and his friends where we did not receive an invitation.

My husband tried to explain our reasoning, but it doesn’t seem to have cleared up the hard feelings. Were we wrong? Should we have gone anyway?

GENTLE READER: Would you tolerate an acquaintance who expected you to attend events to which you were not properly invited and for which the times changed without advance warning, only to be punished with unpleasant comments when you guessed wrong?

Likely not. But Miss Manners reminds you that, contrary to popular belief, family requires more effort, not less. You must therefore put aside your annoyance and concentrate on clearing up the confusion. Tell your sister-in-law that you are extremely sorry to have missed your nephew’s party and you would appreciate her help in ensuring it does not happen again. You could throw in that you also felt terrible when you attended her cookout, only to discover that you were not invited.

Tell her that if she could relay invitations directly -- rather than going through your mother-in-law -- you would be immensely grateful. And then, because it is family, you will have to start calling and confirming directly if she does not do as you asked.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Andrews McMeel Syndication, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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