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Introduction of New Spouse to Ex May Be Unavoidable

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | March 31st, 2015 | Letter 1 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: There seems to be an idea (mentioned by others and presented in books and movies) that one's new spouse or partner must be introduced to one's ex-spouse/ex-partner. The implication is that the ex's approval of the new romance is necessary.

Unless the exes share children, I am puzzled as to why a new beginning needs to be presented to the past and accepted. Is this always a requirement? Is it unacceptable to proceed with a new relationship if one does not have an ex's blessing?

GENTLE READER: Were this indeed a requirement, it would significantly cut into the second marriage market.

Miss Manners thought that the point of a divorce was to eliminate the requirement that two people agree, after they realize that they cannot.

That said, many people find that some social contact with their ex-partners is either desirable or inescapable. In such cases, a formal introduction will be unavoidable, and may reflect the warmth (or lack thereof) of the relationship with the ex-partner.

Etiquette & EthicsMarriage & Divorce
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Hospitality Doesn't Include Asking Guests To Pay For Dinner

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | March 31st, 2015 | Letter 2 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I have invited some of my sister's friends for dinner for her birthday. These people are far better off financially than I am. Since I have invited them, do I pay for the entire meal for everyone, or should they pay for their meals?

GENTLE READER: Do you suppose that hospitality operates on a sort of tax system, whereby the rich are obligated to subsidize other people's parties?

In the social realm, you are not even supposed to acknowledge being aware of your guests' finances. (And while you may guess at their incomes, you are probably not privy to their financial obligations.)

If you cannot afford to entertain these people at dinner, Miss Manners recommends inviting them for tea and a slice of birthday cake.

Friends & NeighborsEtiquette & EthicsHolidays & Celebrations
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Speaking Your Second Language May Not Get The Response You Seek

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | March 31st, 2015 | Letter 3 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: In dealing with people like waiters, waitresses and housekeeping staff here in the United States, I occasionally find that my second language is one that is likely to be their first language -- and sometimes, their English isn't very good. I'd enjoy a chance to practice my second language and maybe make communication a little easier.

I do, however, wonder how to break the ice in this respect, without making unwelcome assumptions -- maybe I'm wrong and this person doesn't speak that language at all, or would rather use English.

Is there a polite way to ask whether the other language would be better, or if I could make things easier by meeting them halfway? Or would it be better for me to just forget about it and stick to English?

GENTLE READER: Have you ever had the deflating experience of proudly speaking a foreign language abroad, only to be coolly answered in English?

Perhaps the foreigners were only trying to practice their second language. However, it comes off as being unable to bear you mangle their language.

That is what Miss Manners hopes you will avoid doing to others. So she will let you try only if you are able to admit, in a humble yet chatty way, that you do speak a bit of whatever, and if the person you address also does, you would appreciate being permitted to practice it.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

Etiquette & Ethics
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Send Thanks Rather Than Announcement to Former Professors

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | March 29th, 2015 | Letter 1 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I will be completing my graduate studies during the next college semester, and I'm unsure as to what the proper etiquette is regarding the mailing of announcements.

I would like to share this accomplishment with the professors who guided me during my undergraduate career, but I am uncertain as to what would be appropriate.

The college I attended during my undergraduate studies is a small liberal arts college in a very tight-knit community. Should I send one to the department chair to share with every professor? Or do I mail one announcement to each individual professor? Is it even appropriate to send an announcement?

GENTLE READER: Where, on a mere announcement, is any acknowledgment that those professors contributed to your academic success? Wouldn't sending one serve as well for someone whose message is, "Nyah, nyah, you thought I couldn't do it"?

Even Miss Manners is not so cynical as to think that graduation announcements are ever sent for the latter purpose. But she wonders what their purpose actually is. Those friends and relatives who would be interested to know of the achievement most likely already do. And the vulgar notion that announcements serve as invoices for presents is mistaken. Presents are always voluntary; all that is due is a letter of congratulation.

By "sharing (your) accomplishment," Miss Manners hopes you mean that you want to express your gratitude for the professors' contributions (which, incidentally, you might want again as you explore the job market in their field). An announcement can accompany -- but does not substitute for -- a letter of thanks. That is what you should write, either to each professor or to the chairman, naming those individuals who helped you.

Etiquette & EthicsHolidays & CelebrationsWork & School
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Invitations To Any Event Should Avoid Mentioning Presents

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | March 29th, 2015 | Letter 2 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My husband and I are car racing officials, and most of our friends are volunteers, drivers or crew in racing. For that reason, we decided to have our wedding at the start/finish line of our local track. Most of them would be there anyway.

We ensured we had enough sparkling wine and cupcakes for the number of people who would be attending at the track, so everyone would feel welcome.

However, we also sent out specific invitations to our close friends and family for an off-track reception. In those, we specifically said we didn't want any gifts. Beside the fact that we don't need anything, we did this because we knew that some friends who could probably manage coming, but might not have if they felt obligated to bring a gift. So, I thought in this case, while we were not following established etiquette, we did the polite thing. Did we?

GENTLE READER: Because she so often has to deal with bridal greed, Miss Manners is reluctant to condemn this particular transgression. She will give you a pass, which she might as well, considering that the deed is already done.

But the rule against any such formal statement (as opposed to word of mouth) exists because hosts are not even supposed to be thinking of the present-potential when they issue invitations to weddings or any other event. Furthermore, this well-meant tactic is no longer effective. Sadly, Miss Manners is often asked whether "No gifts" really means "Cash only."

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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Aunt Wants the Last Word in What She Is Called

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | March 26th, 2015 | Letter 1 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I have a young nephew and niece, ages 3 and 1. When the first child was born, I asked my sister for her children to call me according to the language customs for "aunt" in our heritage language. While we were born and raised in the United States, we grew up referring to our aunts and uncles this way, and I would like to continue the tradition.

She has refused this request, calling me by a different name in front of her children. At this point, her kids are either not yet speaking, or too young to pronounce anything correctly anyway.

However, I know that her children will come to know me by the name she uses. Not only that, but any future nieces and nephews from other siblings will likely refer to me the same way as their cousins.

I love my niece and nephew, and my siblings, but feel it is disrespectful to not respect my request. Do I have a say in what my nieces and nephews call me?

GENTLE READER: Probably not. But not for the reasons that you suppose.

Miss Manners finds it sweetly naive that you assume that the children will do whatever their mother tells them. In the interest of preserving family harmony, it might be wise to ask your sister gently why the children aren't calling you by your preferred title. If it is on purpose or just an oversight, at least you will know with what you are up against and can act accordingly.

If you deem your sister unreasonable, later, as you begin forging your own relationship with your nieces and nephews, you may choose to drive her crazy by conspiratorially asking them to call you by the title you prefer. Children do so love secrets -- and doing the opposite of what their mothers tell them.

Family & ParentingEtiquette & Ethics
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Those Invited To Bridal Shower should Have Been Invited To Wedding

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | March 26th, 2015 | Letter 2 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Isn't it wrong for a bride-to-be to have a bridal shower given by someone who is not invited to the wedding, and to invite people who aren't invited to the wedding? That sounds like you're having a shower just to receive presents.

GENTLE READER: Sure does.

Marriage & DivorceEtiquette & Ethics
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In-Laws At Family Meals Find The Food To Be Finger-Lickin' Good

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | March 26th, 2015 | Letter 3 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My beloved in-laws frequently dine at our home. We love having them join us for family meals. Only one small problem prevails: They love to use their fingers to pick apart cakes and other shared desserts.

I have tried offering to cut them a slice when they start stripping off the topping or edges of one of my homemade desserts at the table. They usually reply, "Oh no, thank you -- I'm fine just picking."

I don't want to offend them or hurt their feelings, but watching the dessert get decimated really grosses me out -- and often destroys the most coveted parts of the treats. Please help!

GENTLE READER: Have you considered serving individual portions? Or perhaps parading the dessert around the table for display (while keeping a firm grip on it), before quickly removing it to cut?

No doubt, your family thinks that they are being familial, but Miss Manners agrees that it does make the food highly unpalatable. She encourages you to avoid the problem by finding some new recipes.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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