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Boss's Invitation to Auction Is Not a Command Performance

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | December 17th, 2013

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Every year I am invited by my boss to attend the dinner auction for the private school he sends his children to, and the invitation is always accompanied with the ticket order form. In similar situations, when others have invited me as their guest, they have purchased my ticket.

Is it proper etiquette to invite your employee (or friend), but expect him to purchase the ticket(s)? I feel it is rude to extend an invitation that, if I accept, requires me to pay a considerable amount of money (not just the equivalent of a box of Girl Scout cookies, but a whole week's worth of groceries!).

I find it uncomfortable because my wife and I make a point of supporting a variety of institutions/charities generously, and this one isn't under that umbrella. We're not ungenerous with our money, but we do manage it carefully, and spend and save it intentionally.

Should I just decline, and if asked for a reason, be evasive with a calendar conflict? Or should I be honest (while still being polite) and explain how I feel?

GENTLE READER: You seem to have mistaken an invitation for an invitation. Allow Miss Manners to explain:

There are actually two ways such charitable events are populated, and because both are given a social veneer, it is easy to confuse them.

People who are involved with the benefiting institution are generally responsible for selling a minimum number of tickets. The easiest way to do this is to buy them oneself and invite others as guests. Such is the way that you attended previous events.

But it's a great deal cheaper to encourage others to buy their own tickets by sending cards that look like invitations, but are discreetly accompanied by a list of prices for attending. That is the present case. No excuse is needed for not buying, not even a reply.

But wait -- you did tell Miss Manners that this came from your boss.

It would be illegal to make you feel that refusing would harm your career. But you really don't need to plan a suit. Your boss knows exactly how much money you make. This might be a good time to ask for a raise, on the grounds that you would love to be able to support more charities, but that you already donate as much money as you can afford.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I received a year-end bonus check from my boss today. I said thank you and decided to wait until I got home to open it. I expected it to be a nice bonus of a couple hundred dollars, for which I would have felt very grateful.

Instead, I found a check for one and a half times one of my paychecks, a sum considerably larger than a couple hundred bucks. I believe all of the full-time employees got a similar bonus.

I feel so lucky to work for such a great employer, especially in today's economy. I understand that a bonus is our boss' way of thanking us. So my question is: Do I thank him? And if so, with a letter, or just in person?

GENTLE READER: Exceptional generosity calls for exceptional gratitude. Surely Miss Manners is not the only person who would enjoy a letter stating what a great employer you have.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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Girl's Emailed Wish List Is Best Ignored

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | December 15th, 2013

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My best friend emailed this Christmas wish list on behalf of her 12-year-old daughter to her friends (no family members):

"Greetings all. Zoe has asked me to email you her Christmas list. We're going to my parents'/grandmother's for Christmas, so if you need the address to ship anything there, please let me know."

The list included a particular laptop, (flat screen) TV and DVD player, money/credit gift card, certain video games, a new bike ("she outgrew her old one"), gift cards (naming a number of stores), a tablet and so on.

Then, "Look forward to talking to you all soon."

Am I wrong for feeling accosted? She is constantly sending out appeals for money or gifts. I wouldn't have minded a wish list that was actually reasonable, but my friend constantly makes remarks like, "You don't have any children, so you should have plenty of disposable income."

How do I respond? Normally, I would ignore it, but I feel like this is just too egregious and something needs to be said because her emails/requests become more outrageous with each round.

GENTLE READER: Once you have said that you wouldn't have minded a more modest list, Miss Manners notes that you have conceded that you do not object to this family's dunning you. Once you accept the principle that they can help you dispose of your disposable income, you are just haggling over the price.

If such is the case, you need only ask your friend for other suggestions, in the hope that a reasonable one will slip in. But if you are as appalled as Miss Manners is at the very idea of begging for luxuries, the best rebuke is to ignore the email.

As your friend is not shy, the talking she threatens may be a demand to know why. You could tell her that you assumed that it was intended for those who had said that they planned to buy Zoe a present and had asked for suggestions.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My boyfriend and I are planning on going long distance. He is currently away on vacation, but I noticed he is very distant and doesn't answer my emails even when he does get them and read them.

I'm feeling very lonely and don't think we should continue with the relationship. I feel that this is what a long-distance relationship will be with him. I want to break up, but Christmas is coming and he is not returning until the 20th. I don't know if breaking up with him then is too cruel. Should I wait until after Christmas or should I do it before?

GENTLE READER: What if he comes back excited to see you, bemoans the unreliability of email and hints at the wonderful Christmas present he got you?

Miss Manners is just checking whether yours is a momentary pique, or a sign that you really want out.

In either case, you should lead up to it immediately, by saying that the separation made you realize that the long-distance plan will not work for you. Should he convince you otherwise, you may both still have a pleasant Christmas. If not, you will have saved you both from exchanging and then returning presents.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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Correct Rude Child by Asking for Good Example

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | December 12th, 2013

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My children occasionally have friends to our home to play, and one of them is exceptionally rude to adults.

When our children behave rudely, we respond with, "Could you make that a polite request, please?" or "That was unacceptable. Please try again." But what do we say to the visiting child who does not belong to us?

My husband doesn't want the child in our home again. I would like to find an acceptable way to handle the situation as the adult in charge. What would you do?

GENTLE READER: If she were the adult in charge of everything, Miss Manners would give misbehaving children The Look and they would instantly shape up. But she recognizes that for anyone else, it is tricky to discipline someone else's child (and never acceptable in front of the parent).

However, your house, your rules. You could give this child's upbringing the benefit of the doubt by saying, "I'm sure that your parents wouldn't allow you to talk to them that way." But if the child assures you that indeed they would, "Well, we don't allow Jackson to, so perhaps you can help us in setting a good example."

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I have a friend who leaves her voicemail box full so you cannot leave messages. I mentioned this to her in a casual way, and her response was, "If it's important, I figure they'll call back."

I think what she's saying is her time is more valuable than others. I find this really annoying. What can I say without totally alienating her?

GENTLE READER: "Call me when you have a moment."

DEAR MISS MANNERS: For more than 30 years, I have hosted a holiday party at my home and tried my best to make it as sophisticated and gracious as I know how. We start at the civilized hour of 8 p.m., I stand at the door in formal attire to greet my guests, and I provide a full-service bar and expansive holiday buffet dinner. My guest list includes acquaintances from across the state, as well as many political figures.

Although I have tried to provide a memorable holiday experience, I am sorry to say that only one or two of my closer neighbors have reciprocated with as much as a cup of coffee. Would I be uncouth to trim my guest list to those with whom I share a closer relationship?

GENTLE READER: The unfortunate thing about annual holiday parties is that many guests come to think of them as a sort of public entertainment. It is better than going down to see the New Year's ball drop, they figure, because it comes with free drinks.

Thus they believe that the usual guest obligations -- answering promptly, showing up and reciprocating -- do not apply. Alas, some people behave this way all the time.

Why should you keep entertaining these people? If they were really eager to see you, you would have heard from them during the year. Miss Manners advises such mistreated hosts to skip a year now and then. Or switch holidays. That is the easy way to throw people off. Should anyone be so rude as to complain about not being invited, you can say, "Oh, we're not doing our regular party this year."

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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