latestAugust 23, 2021

Matching Chairs

My husband, Peter, and I have matching folding chairs.... more

August 16, 2021

Plumbing Guru

“I’m tired of living in exile!” my husband, Peter, exclaimed as, for the second day in a row, we packed up everything we would need to be out of our home long enough for the floor to dry.... more

July 12, 2021

Lost in the Move

I’m not sure when a house becomes a home, but I don’t think we’re quite there yet.... more

June 28, 2021

Good Memories

My husband, Peter, is looking around our empty living room.... more

May 31, 2021

Best Wishes

I just learned that my ex-husband has remarried. I learned this as we learn about all important life milestones these days: on Facebook.... more

May 17, 2021

The Fanciest Desk in the World

Everyone knows that I am attached to my desk. I would argue I have good reason. My desk is an extension of myself. Whereas other people are attached to their phones, I frequently lose track of mine. (... more

April 26, 2021

New Systems

I finished my bath and saw that the rust-orange towel had molted all over my body.... more

April 05, 2021

Nocturnal Negotiations

It’s amazing that anyone shares a bed.... more

March 15, 2021

Cheese Fondue

It’s our anniversary, and Peter and I will be celebrating, like everyone has this past year, the best we are able.... more

February 01, 2021

Belt and Suspenders

My husband, Peter, is taking no chances.... more

November 16, 2020

Freshly Baked Bread

“I’m going to bake bread!” my husband, Peter, announced.... more

July 13, 2020

New Slippers

I’ve worn out a pair of slippers.... more

May 11, 2020

My Signature Look

We’re at the stage where everyone is complaining about their hair.... more

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