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Dad Objects to ‘Playing Hooky’ Remarks

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | June 5th, 2019 | Letter 1 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I’m a stay-at-home dad with two little boys, 10 months and 3 years old, and another on the way. At least five times a day, I’m stopped by a seemingly well-meaning person making an obnoxious, sexist comment: “You’ve got your hands full!” or, “Looks like Dad played hooky today to take care of the kids,” or, “Mommy must be taking a much-needed break.”

I struggle with how to respond. I want to model good manners for my kids, but at the same time shut down the conversation and go about my day.

GENTLE READER: Unfortunately, children will eventually need to know how to respond to a public insult, so Miss Manners agrees that now is a good time to begin the lesson.

Answer with a quizzical look, as if you did not understand what was said. After all, it is incomprehensible that a stranger just suggested you would not voluntarily spend time with your own children.

Forcing them to repeat themselves should prompt them to recognize their own inanity, if not their rudeness.

Answer the repetition by saying that there is nothing you would rather do than to be with your children. The stranger may think you are sanctimonious, but might also realize what these jibes implied.

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Miss Manners for June 05, 2019

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | June 5th, 2019 | Letter 2 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My husband and a small group of his co-workers go on regular business trips to a remote office of their company. They habitually stay in the same hotel and get breakfast together at the hotel restaurant. During breakfast, his co-workers typically spend most of the time absorbed in their smartphones rather than conversing with each other.

We’re at a loss about the polite way to handle this. Should he sit there silently, hoping someone takes pity on him and talks to him? Should he interrupt their phone activities to try to start a conversation? Should he give up and use his smartphone as well? For several reasons, it would be awkward and difficult for him to skip this breakfast altogether.

GENTLE READER: This seems to Miss Manners to be a waste of everyone’s time -- and conducive neither to getting work done nor to socializing. Perhaps your husband could mention that.

“Everyone seems so busy at breakfast. Would it be easier to skip it and use it as a time to catch up on work individually? Or would anyone like to do as I do and socialize a little bit before we start our day?”

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Miss Manners for June 05, 2019

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | June 5th, 2019 | Letter 3 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I have two children getting married within three months. Can I wear the same mother-of-the-bride dress for both weddings?

GENTLE READER: The reason for alternating one’s wardrobe is to give some variety to one’s guests and companions. As the invitation list for the two events is likely to have significant overlap, this would suggest a preference for a change of clothes.

But as one bride and the other bridegroom will presumably also have features in common, Miss Manners has no objection to your washing and recycling your dress.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Andrews McMeel Syndication, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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Why Must I Be a Teenager In Love?

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | June 4th, 2019 | Letter 1 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My girlfriend is somebody I’ve known for quite a long time -- the past five years, to be exact, though we only just started dating three months ago. I think it’s worth mentioning that I’m 17.

Since our introduction, we became extremely close, closer than any of our other friends, and have made a stack of memories. We’ve also had plenty of disagreements and many arguments, and we almost stopped talking altogether, other than an occasional text message here and there, for several months. But we started talking again, and then she persistently pursued me for a year before I finally asked her on a date.

My point is that we have a past. I love her to death. In fact, I’m considering the idea of marriage, which is a topic I’ve always been against. I try to show her my feelings all of the time, too, and she claims to really appreciate it.

This isn’t to confess my love, but rather it’s because I’m worried she’ll get sick of my love eventually. For a while she said that I’m a “mystery” to her. But as I open up to her and become more vulnerable, will she become bored of me, with the loss of vagueness? Am I just overthinking this, or if I’m not, how should I go about avoiding that?

GENTLE READER: Welcome to the human condition.

Of course you are overthinking this; people do when they are in love. But Miss Manners promises you that by the time you are old enough to be married, you will have the answers to your questions -- at least in this particular case.

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Miss Manners for June 04, 2019

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | June 4th, 2019 | Letter 2 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I am a 20-something male in a one-bedroom downtown apartment, and I have inherited a large collection of family heirlooms. My grandmother was a prolific home seamstress who took pride in her work. She tagged and saved a number of really beautiful textile samples that were made with great care during her generation and that of her parents.

While I treasure old things, these fragile, unstylish, century-old, hand-woven, hand-sewn heirlooms should have passed, mother to daughter, to somebody else. But there is nobody else, and I find the odds quite slim I’ll meet someone who will actually care about them in my generation.

How can I show respect to these heirlooms and their curators, for which I have neither space nor lifestyle to truly care for?

GENTLE READER: The plain rule is that once something has been given to you, you may dispose of it as you will. But Miss Manners is pleased that you have a sense of piety for your grandmother’s treasures. You -- and she -- will feel better if you offer them to a textile museum or local sewing or quilting club.

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Miss Manners for June 04, 2019

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | June 4th, 2019 | Letter 3 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: If I am not mistaken, controversial subjects like religion and politics are things that should be avoided at social functions, or almost anywhere else, for that matter. What is your advice when it comes to conversations about politics??

GENTLE READER: Duck.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Andrews McMeel Syndication, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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On Tourists Behaving Badly

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | June 3rd, 2019 | Letter 1 of 2

GENTLE READERS: As Miss Manners recalls, there were two purposes to the 19th-century Grand Tour. Privileged youths were sent abroad by their indulgent parents to acquire culture and to enjoy what was not yet called a “gap year” before settling down to serious business and family-sanctioned marriage.

Hence the bad reputation of tourists for grabbing cultural artifacts and indulging in nonsanctioned encounters. But the idea was that no one they cared about would know, as all that happened in the faraway places where they had misbehaved. The disgust of foreigners was not thought to affect the reputations of those who would not have gotten away with these antics at home.

We know from the internet how empowered people feel to be obnoxious when they think they are anonymous. But for tourists, those etiquette-free times abroad are becoming risky. Destination countries are fighting back with laws, and their citizens are fighting back with video cameras. If you are arrested and fined a good chunk of your travel budget, or your boorish behavior is posted online, it is not safe to assume that no one back home will know.

Truthfully, Miss Manners hates tourist-bashing. (Full disclosure: She travels; therefore she is a tourist.) And she deplores the silly snobbery by which some tourists carry on about how they hate tourists, and only go to places “where none of the tourists go.” Never mind that this would no longer be true once they set foot there.

Over the years, she has defended tourists from petty insults. So what if they used to wear drip-dry clothing? They had no access to irons. Anyway, the locals are now wearing the same current American look of jeans and sweatshirts.

Good for the tourists who try out the languages they studied in high school, and if their accents aren’t exact, well, neither are those of the foreigners who scornfully answer them in English.

Yes, tourists often travel in groups, but that is a way of dealing with logistics that may be difficult for novices or others. And if they go to many places for quick visits, perhaps they are sampling in order to find a place they will later explore more deeply.

But Miss Manners condemns outright rudeness wherever it occurs, and there are striking examples of it among the 21st-century Grand Tourists:

Wearing beachwear in cities. Attempting daredevil stunts in historic sites. Making excessive noise. Blocking people and otherwise making nuisances of themselves to take selfies. Littering. Urinating in public. Copulating in public.

Stop it -- if not because all this is despicable, at least do so to protect yourselves from local reprisals. And also because Miss Manners knows that people who believe that it is all right to behave badly anywhere will soon come to believe that it is all right to behave badly everywhere.

So when foreigners ask, “Why can’t they act the way they would behave in their own hometowns?,” she worries.

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Miss Manners for June 03, 2019

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | June 3rd, 2019 | Letter 2 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Can I give my grandson’s girlfriend something for her hope chest?

GENTLE READER: Not unless you know for certain what your grandson’s hopes are.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Andrews McMeel Syndication, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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