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Public Servant Can’t Use Own Titles

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | October 10th, 2017 | Letter 1 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I’ve recently left elected office. How and when do I use “The Honorable” and “Senator”?

GENTLE READER: Never.

Lest you squeal in protest, Miss Manners assures you that she is not trying to deprive you of your honors. But these are for others to confer. In writing to you, the correct address is “The Honorable,” followed by your full name and no other title; you should be addressed as “Senator” with your surname.

But unless you are writing or talking to yourself, you should modestly refrain.

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Miss Manners for October 10, 2017

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | October 10th, 2017 | Letter 2 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: What is the proper etiquette as far as guests wanting to contribute to parties?

I like to entertain for different occasions, plan a menu and do the cooking myself. I am not a person who likes potluck, excessive leftovers or a table full of one type of food such as desserts. I finally got most people to accept this and just come to my parties.

I do, however, have one friend who insists on bringing a dish. I told her there is no need to bring anything, that I enjoy planning and doing the cooking. On one occasion, she told me we would do the party at her house if I didn’t let her bring anything as her contribution. It was MY invitation and MY party. I got so annoyed, I just canceled the party.

To my last invitation, she told me she would come to see everyone, but not eat anything. This would have been awkward for me and possibly other guests, so I rescinded my invitation to her. There was also another guest who brought something to my last party even though I asked everyone not to.

Is there any tactful way to respond to those who insist on bringing a dish and get my point across?

GENTLE READER: You will get your point across by accepting those offerings while saying, “Thank you, we’ll look forward to enjoying this tomorrow,” and whisking them out of sight and reach of the donors.

But don’t you wonder why your supposed friends are frantic about contributing to the meal, to the point of antagonizing you?

Miss Manners guesses that it is because they believe that this excuses them from doing any share of the entertaining themselves. When your guest threatened to hijack your party, your response should not have been to cancel it, but to say, “Well, my party is already planned, but I’d be delighted if you would pick another date when we can go to you.”

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Miss Manners for October 10, 2017

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | October 10th, 2017 | Letter 3 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I find that I could use a guide to the invitation language regarding wedding attire.

For example, what does “semiformal” mean for a wedding guest? What about “semiformal garden party”? “Informal”? “Formal afternoon”? “Day attire”? “Black tie optional”? And the latest: “festive attire”?

I have seen these and more on wedding invitations, and am uncertain about how women and men should dress, not to mention how this is affected by the time and season of the wedding. Would you please explain how to dress properly based on the invitation language?

GENTLE READER: What they are all trying to say, in this improvised and confusing way, is “Please Dress Up.”

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Andrews McMeel Syndication, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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Rebuff Stepmother’s Needless Speculation

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | October 9th, 2017 | Letter 1 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I took relatives out to brunch. During our conversation, we were talking about my niece’s new job and her search for a nanny to watch both her baby and a friend’s. My stepmother remarked twice that she couldn’t tell if the other child was a boy or a girl.

Later, after one of the servers freshened our drinks, she commented that she couldn’t tell if the server was male or female. And she repeated it. I responded, with a look of puzzlement, that the server was female.

I’m disappointed that I didn’t have a better response to what was a rude and poisonous remark. This woman often drops offensive, butter-wouldn’t-melt negative judgments that are personal, political or class-based.

Do you have suggestions for handling this gracefully (not my strongest point) while communicating that it’s not OK, at least around me? Complicating matters is that my father is elderly and I’m the only child near him.

GENTLE READER: Life must be getting more interesting for your stepmother, with her fascination with strangers’ gender identities. There are so many more now to choose among.

Miss Manners is given to understand that there are people who consider “What is your pronoun?” a polite question, although there are others with whom she would not advise trying it.

In any case, asking people directly should be on a need-to-know basis. (Small babies are an exception. Unless they have bows tied on their bald heads, it is considered legitimate to ask, as there are so few conversation openers with them.)

But if your stepmother is merely speculating privately and you find it annoying, you need only murmur, “I didn’t notice.”

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Miss Manners for October 09, 2017

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | October 9th, 2017 | Letter 2 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My roommates think it is OK to eat asparagus with their hands. However, I believe this looks childish and that asparagus should be eaten with a knife and fork. Is it really a finger food?

GENTLE READER: Yes, it really is. Every once in a while, etiquette likes to shock people, and this will do it.

However, as it offends you, you can invest in asparagus tongs. Miss Manners assures you that seeing what look like small silver forceps on the dinner table will produce an equal amount of shock.

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Miss Manners for October 09, 2017

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | October 9th, 2017 | Letter 3 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: A 30-year-old member of our family died eight months ago. A relative held a wedding this month.

Although the couple was not acquainted with the deceased, many of the family were, and had attended his memorial. Knowing how complicated wedding preparations are, what might be the proper way to go forward (or not) with a wedding so close to a family death?

GENTLE READER: The rule is not to require that weddings be suspended -- but that rule dates from the time when a wedding consisted chiefly of a ceremony and not a festive (and, as you say, complicated) pageant.

With the bridal couple not knowing the deceased, Miss Manners sees no reason for them to postpone the wedding. In that spirit, some more directly bereaved family members might have chosen to attend the ceremony but not the related festivities.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Andrews McMeel Syndication, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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Some Adults Can’t Resist ‘Joking’ With Kids

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | October 7th, 2017 | Letter 1 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Since the birth of my daughter five years ago, I have become aware of a tendency in adults, especially older adults, to treat children as the butt of jokes, often demanding a response.

When we had to call a tow truck last year, the driver repeatedly ribbed my daughter about crashing the car, jokingly pretending she was the driver. When she later asked me how she should have responded, I had no idea.

When she was a toddler, her own grandfather seemed to make fun of the fact that she ate anything at all. I really couldn’t explain why he thought it was funny. When she ate, he would just go into a mock chewing routine and laugh.

When she went to the doctor for shots, bringing along her doll, the nurses made fun of the doll’s name for not being sufficiently “original.”

We witnessed some adults teasing a 4-year-old for allegedly having the same name as a princess (though not one we had ever heard of). They kept asking, “Where’s your crown?” until she stated that she didn’t have one and walked away.

What are adults hoping to extract from children with lines like these? How on earth are children meant to respond?

GENTLE READER: Why anyone feels the need to tease people or state the obvious is beyond Miss Manners, but clearly this phenomenon is not confined to children. Unfortunately, they just tend to be easier targets for amateur comedians.

However, as your last example demonstrates, children generally lack the filter to censor themselves when asked silly questions, and are therefore mostly capable of adequate defense. When the children are old enough to control these impulses -- which is younger than most are given credit for -- a parent would do well to teach them the “weak smile” (closed, upturned lips accompanied by a serious stare). While technically polite, when done correctly it conveys the proper amount of weariness to halt further unwanted teasing. This gesture will undoubtedly get them through a myriad of unfunny and unwelcome quips and conversations that, as humans, they will likely have to endure for a long time to come.

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Miss Manners for October 07, 2017

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | October 7th, 2017 | Letter 2 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My husband and I received a piece of mail addressed in handwriting to Mr. & Mrs. (Husband’s Name). We didn’t recognize the return address, as we don’t know anyone who lives in that town, but assumed the contents would explain that.

However, it turned out to be a sympathy card, and according to the handwritten note inside, while the gentleman it was intended for may share my husband’s (admittedly common) name, the wife does not share mine, and we do not know the people who signed the card.

Should we let the senders know that the card did not reach the intended party, so that they have another opportunity to express their sympathies? Or do we spare them the potential embarrassment, considering that they apparently don’t know the bereaved well enough to have their correct address?

GENTLE READER: Such embarrassment would be minimal at best, compared to that of the letter not going to the correct recipient. Addresses change and this could have simply been an oversight. Miss Manners recommends that you not overthink this and just send the letter back.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Andrews McMeel Syndication, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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