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Kids Demanding Gifts Deserve a Polite Rebuff

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | March 6th, 2016 | Letter 1 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My friends' kids always ask for gifts or say, "You didn't give me a gift" for their birthdays or Christmas. This is done while their moms are present, and they don't say anything.

How do I ask my friends to tell their kids that it's rude to ask people for gifts?

GENTLE READER: Never mind the mothers, who are obviously not going to teach them manners.

Miss Manners suggests responding directly and pleasantly to the children with, "Why -- were you planning to give me one?"

Their astonishment should give you the opportunity to explain politely that giving presents is voluntary and generally expected to be reciprocal.

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Wife Who Doesn't Wear Necklaces Shouldn't Get Them as Gifts

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | March 6th, 2016 | Letter 2 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: What is the correct way to wear a woman's necklace?

No, I am not a man wanting to wear women's necklaces. I am a husband who buys his wife jewelry that is especially attractive and, to my mind, youthful and appropriate for daily wearing.

But she says necklaces are worn only with dresses. They are not to be worn with shirts, blouses, and definitely not with T-shirts. Since she rarely wears a dress, she thanks me and maybe wears my gifts one time, then they go in her jewelry cabinet, never to see the light of day.

Please tell me I am correct that necklaces can be worn most any time, and not only with a dress!

GENTLE READER: Yes, presuming that you understand the gradations between sporting a diamond choker and a gold chain. But what good does this do you? Your wife does not like to wear necklaces. So why do you keep giving them to her?

Miss Manners is astonished at the number of people who would rather prove a point than please a spouse, and politely excuses herself from being involved.

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Guests Invited to Dinner Party Shouldn't Be Told When to Leave

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | March 6th, 2016 | Letter 3 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I am celebrating a milestone birthday with a formal masquerade-themed party at an event facility. The time of the party is 7 p.m. to midnight. It includes a cocktail hour at 7, with dinner following.

Can I add the 7 p.m. cocktail hour to the invitation? I would hate guests to misunderstand and think that they could arrive anytime between 7 and midnight.

GENTLE READER: The temptation to tell one's guests when they are expected to leave is one with which Miss Manners sympathizes.

Clear signals are often neglected. If the hosts do not rise from the table to announce coffee in the living room as the final act, guests feel awkward about being the first to get up.

And then some people just never know when to go home.

However, putting both starting and finishing times on an invitation, often done for cocktail parties, indeed suggests that they may arrive during the event -- not toward its end, to be sure, but not necessarily at the starting point.

You are giving a dinner party, so you should inform your guests that it will start at 7, as drinks before the meal are part of the routine. That tells them to arrive on time -- and you can only hope that they will take themselves off at a decent hour.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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Pointing With Middle Finger Is Best Avoided

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | March 3rd, 2016 | Letter 1 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: What is the appropriate manner to point? We have a grandson who points with his middle finger a lot.

GENTLE READER: Well, that's definitely not it.

Pointing at a person with any finger is rude. Gestures that use your whole hand or a clear verbal description -- such as a name -- are always preferred. For everything else, Miss Manners recommends, well, the pointing index finger.

Etiquette & Ethics
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Acquaintances' New Books Are Not Required Reading

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | March 3rd, 2016 | Letter 2 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Someone I chat with at the gym has told me he's writing a book. I've been out of town for a couple months, and my manners tell me that next time I see him, I should ask about the book.

However, I don't want to read it; it's science fiction, a genre I don't enjoy.

In the past, I've had two acquaintances mention that they'd written books. Wanting to be supportive, I've bought both books (without a sale being solicited), read them, and felt compelled to say something positive, while I'd have preferred reading something from my own library.

In this age of self-publishing, how do you advise one handle this situation?

GENTLE READER: By not going looking for trouble. While it is kind of you to take an interest in your acquaintances' work, there is no obligation to read it, especially as no such request is being made.

For this, you should count yourself lucky. Miss Manners advises you to continue being pleasant, but not to go courting resentment -- on your part or theirs. And if these acquaintances ever do ask you directly, you may say, "Oh yes, I've been meaning to read that" for as long as you may politely continue to do so.

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Daughter's Unexpected Birthday Guest Was Handled With Grace

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | March 3rd, 2016 | Letter 3 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My daughter invited seven friends to join her at a local amusement park for her 13th birthday. Everyone responded, saying that they would be delighted to attend.

On the day of the party, one of the girls arrived at the park with a friend who had not been invited to the party. My daughter graciously told the girl that she could use my son's ticket since he had unexpectedly woken up with a bad headache, but the whole situation was decidedly uncomfortable.

Why would the parents think it was appropriate to bring an uninvited guest to a "destination" birthday party? How should we have handled this?

It did not actually cost us extra for this extra guest since my son was sick, and she was technically taking his place, if that makes a difference.

GENTLE READER: The parents were wrong, but your daughter, Miss Manners is pleased to say, behaved impeccably.

As the ticket was available and the girl's friend was not necessarily to blame for the transgression, there was nothing to do but to be gracious.

In order to avoid a repeat offense, however, you would not be remiss in telling the girl's parents next time you see them, "Isn't it lucky that my son had a headache?" -- with the optional insertion of a long pause here to allow for confusion and inquiry as to why -- "Or we would never have been able to accommodate your daughter's unexpectedly showing up with a friend at the party."

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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Woman's Unrepentant Apology Pushes Blame Away From Her

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | March 1st, 2016 | Letter 1 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I've been dating my boyfriend for about a year now, and as soon as I met him he instantly wanted me to meet all his friends, which I thought was so sweet. I met the whole lot, and loved all of them ... EXCEPT for one -- my boyfriend's best friend's girlfriend.

She apparently wanted to date my boyfriend years ago, but he was never interested in her, so she turned to his best friend and settled. For years, she kept a very protective eye over my now-boyfriend, so when I came into the picture it didn't matter how nice I was, she was going to dislike me.

I've made absolutely every effort with her, but she actually refused to acknowledge my existence for this whole year I've been with my boyfriend. By this I literally mean, if I said hello to her, she would turn away; if I asked her how her day was, she would start talking to someone else; if I walked into the room, she would leave, etc.

All the while my boyfriend did his best to kindly tell her to be polite and that she was being rude; however, I felt he mainly wanted to stay out of girl drama, so I did my best to remain positive and kind.

Recently she sent me an email saying she was sorry if her actions "hurt my feelings," but that she was bad at relating with other girls and recommended I shouldn't take it personally.

I sighed. I felt as though she wasn't very sorry at all, and in fact was merely choosing not to practice something I feel we should've all mastered by now: common decency.

How would you respond to her rather lackluster apology in a dignified and graceful way while still nudging that her behavior is inappropriate and needs to be changed? Also, while not upsetting my boyfriend -- who I'm sure will be forwarded a copy of anything I reply back to her.

GENTLE READER: We can agree that the non-ex-girlfriend is unrepentant, but her non-apology is less potent than she believes. She hopes it will satisfy your boyfriend that she has apologized, while making clear to you that it is your reaction, not her behavior, which is at fault.

Your message should negate those terms: "I appreciate your apology and look forward to your thinking of me as an individual, rather than only one of 'other girls,' once we get to know each other."

If the behavior does not change, you will have done your best, and Miss Manners will second your taking the whole problem back to your beau.

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Approach Whispering Mom With Direct Approach

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | March 1st, 2016 | Letter 2 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: How do I approach my mother and her boyfriend when they are whispering while I am in the same area of the house?

My mother invited me to stay. I am from out of state. I can't go anywhere since I don't have a car. She is 75 miles from my sisters.

GENTLE READER: Begin speaking as you approach them, so as to give warning. While it is possible they were discussing your departure, Miss Manners agrees it would be best if you not attempt to find out.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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