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Woman Abandoned by Date Can Make It Home on Her Own

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | October 4th, 2015 | Letter 1 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: A fraternity formal dance that I attended ended with me cabbing home, alone, and without warning.

After a young man asked me to the dance, I was so looking forward to having a fun time with him and my three best friends, who were also attending with dates. At the dance, my date became so drunk that he retreated to the men's bathroom with my friend's date.

After he left to recover in the bathroom, I was still hoping to salvage part of the night with my three best friends. However, all they did was complain about the missing young man who was attending to my date in the bathroom. It was spoiling the night and making me even more uncomfortable, so I proceeded to just stand outside the men's bathroom and demand that my date call a cab back to his apartment where he could be properly watched over by his friends.

After the missing young man returned to my friends, the crew, instead of showing compassion by including me in the conversation, ignored me and abruptly walked off to dance without me, leaving me sitting at our dinner table alone. I figured that my presence was unimportant to them, and called a cab for myself.

They didn't realize I was gone for a half hour, and when we spoke briefly the next morning, they casually said that they would have accompanied me home had they known I was leaving.

Even though my date had the good sense to apologize profusely and take me on another date to make up for the lost time, my "best friends" didn't have the courtesy to apologize for excluding me.

Was I expecting too much? Was I in the wrong to assume that people have a responsibility to include and be compassionate toward an abandoned date? Was I wrong to leave without warning? Miss Manners, I was so hurt by their actions that I have been giving them the cold shoulder ever since. Please tell me if I was wrong in any way.

GENTLE READER: That you easily forgave the person who got drunk and abandoned you, but hold a grudge against those who did not drop what was left of their evening's enjoyment to attend to you, worries Miss Manners.

It smacks of the common attitude that females are responsible for poor behavior on the part of males -- for example, when a lady forgives her husband for breaking his marriage vows while vilifying his partner, who was under no such obligation to her.

Your friends did recognize that your date was in possible danger from his drunkenness and took care of him. You were upset, but capable of taking care of yourself, as in fact you did.

Miss Manners agrees that it would have been nice of them to express sympathy. But she hardly thinks that they were obligated to give up their evening to see you home, when you were able to do that on your own. Please save your indignation for the person who actually did ruin your date.

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Someone's Knocking At The Door -- It Had Better Be A Delivery

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | October 4th, 2015 | Letter 2 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Is it acceptable to go to someone's house before 10 a.m. and knock on that person's door?

GENTLE READER: Yes, if you have a package, a warrant or an invitation.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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Married Couple Is Often Mistaken for Father and Son

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | October 1st, 2015 | Letter 1 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I'm in a same-sex marriage with a man who is half my age. I consider myself very lucky and -- for whatever reasons -- our marriage works well. We've been happily together for five years and counting.

I've found that others, particularly in the service industry, often ask if we are father and son or other familial connection. I usually simply respond "no" to the question, but if they persist, I admit to taking a fair amount of joy in their discomfort as their awkward guesses continue until I tell them that we're a married couple.

My husband tolerates my foible, usually with a smile, but friends say that I'm being rude and should simply tell them from the start. I feel that, while it may be uncomfortable, it certainly isn't rude or mean, and that I have no obligation to volunteer information.

Perhaps I don't have the right to the joy of their discomfort, but I consider it a small price to pay. Am I indeed being rude?

GENTLE READER: Do you believe that encouraging strangers to discuss your relationship status helps to open their naive or sheltered minds? Isn't it, rather, laying a trap for them to continue the rudeness of making more assumptions?

Miss Manners would understand your correcting people whom you would be likely to encounter again. But whether you simply say no, or explain that you are married, she hopes that you will not allow the foolish speculations of service people to upset you.

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Memo To Son: Help Your Mother When Her Arms Are Full!

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | October 1st, 2015 | Letter 2 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: When your mother is standing with the freezer door open and food in her arms about to fall out, what should her son do who is asking for her to move to get into the refrigerator?

GENTLE READER: Go back in time and offer to help instead.

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Kids With Red Hair Are Doomed To Attract Strangers' Attention

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | October 1st, 2015 | Letter 3 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My husband and I have six children with varying degrees of red in their hair. Our youngest son was born with beautiful "carrot top" red hair and an incredibly shy personality.

So often strangers will compliment him on his red hair and then have the nerve to ask my husband and me where he "got it."

I can't imagine that they really care where the red hair originated. I don't feel obligated to explain, as it embarrasses our son and I find it very rude. How would you suggest that I respond?

GENTLE READER: Unfortunately, trying to curb the enthusiasm of strangers over adorable copper-headed children is a fruitless endeavor.

Why not have fun with it instead (and perhaps get your son in on the act and help ease his shyness) by coming up with some silly responses? "My mother was a pink flamingo" and "I sat under a rusty sink" were some of the cheeky retorts Miss Manners enjoyed in her youth.

Your children are in for a lifetime of (generally well-meant) comments on their hair. They might as well learn to manage them with good humor now.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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It's Hard to Feel Charitable Toward Merchants Who Solicit

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | September 29th, 2015 | Letter 1 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: When did it become acceptable for merchants to solicit charitable contributions from their customers who are purchasing something?

It seems that everywhere I shop, I am now bombarded by the cashier asking if I want to donate money to some charity. Why is this acceptable, especially when these merchants won't allow other charities to solicit on their property?

It delays the line and puts customers in an uncomfortable position. How can I gently suggest that the merchant should not be asking me for extra money and that if he wants to solicit funds, he should stand in front of his store like everyone else?

GENTLE READER: Nonstop solicitation has joined nonstop advertising as a universal modern irritant, with the added bonus that those who object are lectured about the worthiness of the cause. ("How can you be so insensitive?")

Miss Manners would have thought that both would have stopped working years ago, but apparently not. A simple, "Thank you, no," is all the response that is required. Discomfort wears off with repetition, although Miss Manners has no objection to a charmingly worded letter to the merchant making your suggestion that all donations be moved to the curb.

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Odd Compliments Merit As Little Response As Possible

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | September 29th, 2015 | Letter 2 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: When someone offers a compliment, I know that it is proper to say thank you. However, sometimes the compliments are worded so oddly that I'm left puzzled on how to respond.

Yesterday a woman said to me, "You look so good it makes me want to slap you." Another time, two people approached me and said to each other, "Doesn't she look cute? You hold her down and I'll beat her."

I realize that these are clumsy attempts to be funny and complimentary. I'm certainly not offended, but how should I respond? Saying thank you certainly doesn't sound right.

GENTLE READER: It is tempting to answer an oddly worded compliment -- or its cousin, the insult thinly disguised as a compliment -- in kind. Miss Manners urges you to resist. Unless you are Oscar Wilde, your response is as likely to miss the mark as did the original. Better a tight smile and an insincere tone, with a bland "Oh, thank you" that kills its posing as a joke and discourages repetition.

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Aunt Can Give Niece A Party Without Soliciting Gifts

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | September 29th, 2015 | Letter 3 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My niece was married last fall. I wanted to give her a bridal shower, but due to the fact that I was going through chemotherapy, I just wasn't up to it. She never had any type of shower or tea except for a small work shower. She has also experienced a lot of heartache in her young life.

I would really like to do something for her and her husband's first anniversary that could include gifts. Any suggestions?

GENTLE READER: That you follow your kind wish by giving your niece and her husband an anniversary party and as many presents as you like. But that you not solicit others to do so.

Miss Manners gathers that you think that there is a set series of gift-entitlement occasions connected with marriage, to be collected at the honoree's convenience, whether related to the wedding or not. Unfortunately, many people seem to harbor this outrageous notion.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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