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New Caller Id Has Supplanted the Old Verbal Id

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | May 12th, 2015 | Letter 1 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Although I would like to classify myself as middle-aged, it appears that I am "old-fashioned." I do not have a cellphone. I do not have caller identification. I do not have an answering machine.

When I receive a phone call, I have no technological assistance in identifying the caller. My parents instructed me to always begin a phone call by identifying myself, such as: "This is Kristen; may I speak with ..."

This practice seems to have fallen out of date. When I answer the phone, very few of my callers introduce themselves.

Although I do recognize the voices of family and close friends, there are many callers whose voice is unfamiliar, prompting me to ask, "With whom am I speaking?" My question is often followed with a pause, as if I have just insulted the caller by not recognizing their voice or their identity.

Have the rules changed? Is it still appropriate to identify oneself at the commencement of a phone call?

GENTLE READER: It is always polite to identify oneself, but in these days of nearly ubiquitous caller identification, people have begun to assume that the technology has done that for them. The caller may not even realize he is being rude.

Miss Manners suggests that you defuse the situation by invoking a problem that even those with the very latest technology will understand: "Excuse me, but I'm having some problem on this end -- who's calling, please?" They will assume it has to do with poor reception, weak battery life and other such up-to-date travails.

Etiquette & Ethics
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Co-Workers Should Not Park Their Rears on Your Gear

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | May 12th, 2015 | Letter 2 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: How do I ask co-workers visiting my area not to sit on my desk or table behind my desk? I often eat lunch at my desk, and eating my meal where someone sat is unappealing. I do not have room to add a guest chair, so that is not an option. I don't understand why someone thinks it acceptable to park their rear on my workspace.

GENTLE READER: Are there papers or books on your desk? If there are not, Miss Manners suggests you add some.

You can then realize that you need to refer to one of these items while a co-worker is visiting. The second or third time you have politely relocated visitors, they will begin to catch on. But you might also invest in a folding chair that can be propped against the wall near the entrance.

Etiquette & EthicsWork & School
life

It's Never Polite To Be Truly Late

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | May 12th, 2015 | Letter 3 of 3

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Is it polite to be 15 minutes late?

GENTLE READER: To what?

Your wedding? No.

A film? Yes, if you are not meeting anyone and are annoyed by the advertisements and previews.

A dinner party? Fourteen minutes would pass muster, but for 15, only if you come in looking stricken with a boring story about the traffic, the late baby sitter and having forgotten to charge your cellular telephone.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

Etiquette & Ethics
life

Some Moms Want Recognition From Everyone in Their Lives

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | May 10th, 2015 | Letter 1 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Is it rude, or simply not appropriate, to congratulate other people's mothers on Mother's Day?

I've been dating "George" for 10 years, and he never congratulates me on Mother's Day. When I asked why he has never said "Happy Mother's Day" to me, he replied that for him it is awkward to congratulate anyone other than his own mother. He went on to say that that's the way he and his friends were reared.

I'm a mother of two wonderful kids; he's very close to them, too, and always points out what a wonderful mother I am. I'm from another country and don't know if this is part of the American culture or just him.

GENTLE READER: Personally, Miss Manners believes that Mother's Day is rather an oddity. As her own dear mother put it: Is there a day of the year in which mothers need NOT be honored, respected and brought breakfast in bed?

Still, it may be useful to have a holiday in which mothers did not have the job of reminding their children to be grateful, and to focus enough to devise suitable presents. (The answer continued to be handmade ceramic ashtrays long after mothers had ceased to smoke, but we trust that era has passed.)

Now, however, apparently many mothers have resumed that job. Over the last decade, Miss Manners has had increasing mail from mothers complaining about not receiving Mother's Day honors -- not just from their own children, but from others.

First it was the fathers, who at any rate were responsible for guiding young children's response, so it didn't seem a stretch to expect them to participate on their own. They could use the occasion to reflect that if it weren't for the mothers, they would have to do this on every holiday.

But then the demands widened. Bitterness was expressed that non-resident fathers had foregone the opportunity, and that stepfathers and resident partners had not taken it up. Then, as you noticed, it spread to non-resident gentlemen, to the point where you speculate that this might be an American custom.

But when letters began coming in from mothers who were angry that their own mothers and mothers-in-law did not use the occasion to pay them obeisance, Miss Manners' patience ended.

Perhaps it should not have been unexpected in an era when people now routinely throw parties in their own honor. If mothers want to teach their children to express gratitude, they can demonstrate it by their own behavior to their own mothers.

Family & ParentingHolidays & Celebrations
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Childless Adults Do No Need a Day to Gloat

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | May 10th, 2015 | Letter 2 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: We have days to honor reproductivity -- Mother's Day, Father's Day, Children's Day. But considering that the world is faced with a population explosion, which is a serious factor in global warming, we need to balance the days honoring reproductivity with a day honoring "Adults who are productive but not reproductive." (You may be able to come up with a better label.)

Then a childless woman who has been wished a Happy Mother's Day can come back with wishing others a Happy Productive (but not Reproductive) Day!

GENTLE READER: Please allow Miss Manners to discourage you before you propose countering Veterans Day with a holiday for Those Who Didn't Serve, and Labor Day with one for Those Who Never Lift a Finger.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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Pregnancy and Motherhood Should Not Drive Away True Friends

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | May 7th, 2015 | Letter 1 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Is there a switch that goes off when people announce a pregnancy and that sends out the "I can't be friends with you anymore" alarm?

During my pregnancy, and now my first few months of motherhood, I've noticed people removing me from social media without notice, texting less, or even just ignoring me for a week or month, then getting a "Don't you have a baby now?" as a response to an invitation.

Last time I ate lunch with one of my girlfriends, she said, "It's weird seeing you as a mom. I just ... I dunno, man, you've changed! Not in a bad way! It's just hard to see it." And she left without saying goodbye. I got a text saying maybe I changed too much.

Does becoming a parent change a woman that much? Do I need to make new friends? My heart hurts. I feel like myself, still geeky, cheeky me, just with a son to look after as well.

GENTLE READER: It strikes Miss Manners that it is your friends who have changed. At least she hopes so, as she trusts that you would not otherwise have kept friends who treated you so poorly.

Furthermore, they are extremely short-sighted. Surely at some point they will experience a change in their own lives (new job, romance, pet, marriage, baby) that temporarily disrupts their social schedules.

Certainly, there is an adjustment period during new parenthood when one's schedule and attention span are no longer one's own. Some mothers are able to handle this while maintaining a pleasant social life with friends who are childless (or unable to remember when their own children were babies). And some new mothers become incapable of carrying on an adult conversation that doesn't concern a baby's bodily functions or require frequent interruptions for general panic, which is wearing even on sympathetic friends.

For a sensible mix of grown-up and baby talk, it is a good idea to make new friends of new mothers. But even if you get out less, you should certainly keep those of your old friends who really are friends and enjoy you at whatever stage of life you may happen to be.

Family & ParentingFriends & Neighbors
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This Celebration of Life Honors the Still Living

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | May 7th, 2015 | Letter 2 of 2

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Miss Manners has been quite clear that throwing a party for oneself is out of the question. What is her opinion, then, of celebrations of life, hosted by those who are terminally ill, as a pre-funeral or instead of a funeral? Is it in bad taste to attend your own funeral while still alive?

GENTLE READER: Well, yes. And technically impossible.

Miss Manners is not unsympathetic to the situation, however. If someone who is terminally ill would like to celebrate with friends -- also known as just having a party -- he may certainly do so.

There is no reason to give the party an alarming name. Those who know the person well may suspect the motivation, but yet be as grateful as those who do not, to not have to call it what it is -- especially if the intent is to celebrate and not to mourn.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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