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Friends' Charitable Causes Do Not Have to Be Your Own

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | December 20th, 2012

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I am inundated with holiday season requests from friends and colleagues to make charitable donations to one cause or another. I read the stories associated with each of these causes, and they all appear to be fine organizations worthy of support.

However, I have my own special foundation (it supports cures for a physical disability I have) that is also quite worthy of support. My charitable giving budget, such as it is, is consumed between donations to this group along with the universities that I attended.

I would not dream of asking friends to make donations to support my cause and somewhat resent that they ask me to support theirs. However, I know they mean well and am wondering how I can respond to them with a nice, but firm "No, thanks." Up to now, my typical response has been no response, which doesn't seem appropriate.

GENTLE READER: Written solicitations need be answered only by those who want to comply with the requests for money, and Miss Manners presumes that you are not silent when friends approach you face to face.

It is the latter situation that is awkward, and intentionally so. Friends figure that you will be embarrassed to turn them down; that is why they ask. That you are philanthropic without using such tactics is as rare as it is commendable.

Your response should be, "These are certainly worthy causes, but my charity budget is committed elsewhere." Should anyone be so rude as to argue, Miss Manners gives you leave to say, "Why, are you interested in contributing to my causes?"

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I recently hired a cleaning lady to do some basic cleaning around my condo. She comes biweekly and has visited four or five times so far. I have probably seen her face to face for about 30 minutes total; she visits while I'm at work.

When I got home after her last visit, I was surprised to find a holiday card with a $25 restaurant gift card on my counter wishing me happy holidays. While I very much appreciate the sentiment and gesture, I find myself very uncomfortable.

I moved to this country 10 years ago and am not Christian, so buying gifts for people, let alone for people I hardly know, is not part of my cultural makeup. Besides this, I have fairly strong feelings about consumerism, etc., which I will not belabor.

Must I bite the bullet and get her a gift, potentially setting up an annual cycle as long as I employ her, or is there any other way to delicately nip this in the bud?

GENTLE READER: Putting the religious and pseudo-social aspects aside, there is still a reason to respond. It is, in fact, a reason that would prevail even if your employee had not left you a gift card (which is not customary from an employee, and which Miss Manners therefore cannot help interpreting as a hint).

That is to give her a year-end bonus. This is customary for domestic employees, and usually consists of an extra week's pay. It need not be related to religion, and it does not carry the pretense of friendship.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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Office Secret Santa Deserves a Lump of Coal

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | December 18th, 2012

DEAR MISS MANNERS: In one of the variants of the tiresome "Secret Santa" office gift-giving games, wherein each person ends up with an anonymous gift, I found myself holding a gift card for a well-known store specializing in risque lingerie.

As a middle-aged man in a monogamous relationship with another man, I found this, well, perfectly useless. I discreetly re-donated it to a young lady in the office whom I happened to know would be happy to use it.

Sure enough, this became generally known in the office gossip pool, and my motivations and reasons for donating it became the subject of unflattering and derisive speculation.

What should I have done? Just thrown the thing in the trash (discreetly, of course)? And what about the etiquette of selecting such a "gift" in the first place?

GENTLE READER: What about the whole silly idea? Does someone in your workplace really believe that it encourages camaraderie to play childish games that can so easily misfire?

This instance sounds close enough to harassment to be shown to management as an example of why Secret Santa does not belong in the office.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Every year for the past 15 to 20 years, I've had three different folks constantly sending me Christmas cards with their family photos or their children on the cover.

I am sick and tired of receiving these. I never respond to them, but they still keep sending them. If a person does not send a card back, isn't the polite thing to do to cease from continuing to send these cards? I haven't seen or spoken to these people either (all this time!).

I think they're rude and just harassing me. What should I do? Please reply. I just can't tolerate it anymore! Thanks a million!

GENTLE READER: And thank you for putting into perspective what can make life intolerable. This being the time of year to focus on those less fortunate than oneself, Miss Manners trusts that you are commiserating with those who receive even more pictures of happy families.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I don't see my sister-in-law on Christmas Eve or Christmas, so I give her the gift between the 19th and 23rd of December, but she doesn't open it till Christmas.

I thought she should open the gift when given -- so I can see the expression on her face when she opens it. Am I wrong?

GENTLE READER: Waiting until Christmas (or Christmas Eve) to open presents is a lesson widely taught to children. It fosters the excitement of anticipation, creates a ceremony out of opening them, and, yes, enables the parents to see their faces light up.

But that can be counted upon only if the parents have also taught the children how to react to presents. The natural reaction, even to something that does cause delight, is to become engrossed in it, ignoring the donor.

Presumably your sister-in-law still enjoys the anticipation and ceremony, and Miss Manners has no quarrel with that. It is also possible that she is not good at facially projecting appreciation -- or if, for example, she already has whatever it is that you are giving her, disappointment. You should be satisfied -- gratified -- to receive her gratitude by mail.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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Knife Placement Is Convenient for Eating, Not Attacking

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | December 16th, 2012

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Why, in the traditional table settings, do knife edges face toward the plate when it seems more convenient to have them facing out?

GENTLE READER: Convenient for doing what?

Miss Manners hasn't forgotten the dinner table danger of which Cardinal Richelieu warned us (in 1669, but she has a long memory): That conversation can become volatile, and the diners are all armed with knives. He took the precaution of ordering the pointed tips to be blunted, but even those would not pass through airport security today.

Knives are correctly set so that a leftward flick of the right hand positions it to cut what is on the plate. What else were you planning to do with your knife?

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I am in a pinch right now -- my male cousin will be marrying a woman within the next week. I do not like this woman at all and so am not attending the wedding, partially because this family of mine is in El Salvador, while my family and I are in Canada.

However, I would like to send a gift, as I love my cousin and his mother very much. In this action I would still prefer to favor the groom to show my disapproval without being rude. What can I buy for their wedding gift?

GENTLE READER: Are you seriously asking Miss Manners to suggest an insulting wedding present? Or are you thinking that your cousin wouldn't notice that you sent something for him alone -- and that his bride would be miffed, but yet not point it out to him? And that the family wouldn't hear about it -- in two countries? And that ...

All right, Miss Manners is getting carried away. It probably wouldn't burgeon into an international scandal. Possibly they wouldn't particularly care.

But it's still not nice. You needn't send them a wedding present at all, but at least wish them well -- both of them, if you hope to remain on good terms with your cousin.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My workplace has closed and in two weeks will reopen. I'll run into dozens of people who will ask, "How were your holidays?"

Over the past month, three people I love have died in separate events, and another family member is gravely ill. Assuming that I can refrain from crying at the question, how do I answer? "Fine" is not possible; "You don't want to know" just invites more questions.

Is there a friendly way to say "Please don't ask" to a casual questioner? I can't possibly explain the circumstances over and over without dissolving, and yet pretending that nothing unusual has happened is also beyond me.

GENTLE READER: It is strange, now that you draw it to Miss Manners' attention, that "Don't ask" inevitably provokes the reply, "Why -- what happened?"

You should therefore practice a vague, low-key answer, such as, "Not great, family illness and such." Oddly enough, this is less likely to produce an inquiry, especially as you should head one off by immediately following this with, "How was yours?"

However, it will suggest to others that the proper mode will be complaining, rather than bragging. Listening to whatever they can muster in the way of woes -- dinner was overcooked, someone brought a toddler with sniffles who is bound to have infected everyone -- will be the price of your privacy.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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