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Waste Not, Want Not Even Dining Out

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | February 9th, 2012

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My family went out to dinner and really enjoyed the variety of delicious breads that were served in a breadbasket at the beginning of our meal. Between the four of us, we finished the basket, and after our meals were served, the waitress replaced the breadbasket, filled with more of the delicious bread.

Since we also enjoyed our meals, the second basket of bread didn't get eaten. We asked the waitress if we could take the bread home, and she said yes and gave us a take-home container.

In the past, when faced with a similar situation, we had been dining with friends who considered it rude and tacky to take home more than we could eat at the restaurant if we didn't pay for it. We disagreed: The waitstaff throws out uneaten bread anyway for sanitary reasons, and we didn't want the bread to be wasted.

Were our friends correct in thinking it was rude, or is our family right in wanting to save the bread from being thrown away?

GENTLE READER: Accompaniments to the meal are indeed intended to be consumed -- or not -- on the spot. But as you made a special fuss about the bread, rather than merely sweeping everything into your pockets, Miss Manners will defend you as flattering the restaurant, rather than fleecing it. She supposes you could also have put a decent cover on it by asking for a birdie bag.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My son is invited to spend time in the home of one of his classmates. The classmate's parents request that I sign a release of liability before my son arrives. I think this is unbelievably rude -- as if to imply that I would sue them if there is an accident or injury!

Am I overreacting, or has our society really come to believe that anyone who visits your home, and is injured, will sue?

GENTLE READER: Well, there is an awful lot of suing going on. But that is all the more reason to be wary of people who harbor anticipatory litigious thoughts about their children's playdates.

However, that is not the only worry that Miss Manners would have if she were you. What goes on in that household that such a precaution is necessary?

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I am a young, 20-something man who works directly with the public. Recently I had some work done on my right eye, which required the use of an eye patch for a few days. How should I respond to curious strangers who ask, "What happened to your eye?"

My response has been on a few occasions, "My name is John, and yours?" to call attention to the fact that the inquirer doesn't know my name but is demanding my medical history. One woman even went as far as saying, "I'm a doctor. Tell me about your eye."

Although I appreciate the offer for free medical advice, my doctors are more than proficient. Help! I'm starting to be rude about it.

GENTLE READER: No, no, don't do that, when you can, instead, say, "You are kind to be concerned, but I'll be fine. Now what did you come here about?"

As for that unprofessional doctor, Miss Manners would have said, "But I can see well enough to know that you are not MY doctor."

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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Behave Yourself When in Cocktail Dress

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | February 7th, 2012

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Describe business formal. Describe cocktail.

GENTLE READER: Business formal is behave yourself. Cocktails do not help.

Sorry, but that's the best Miss Manners can do with the proliferation of vague dress codes.

Regional, professional and eccentric differences aside, gentlemen should wear suits to both, ladies should wear dresses, suits or something equivalent (which is to say, clearly not leisure clothes), and, if possible, add a bit of extra dash for cocktail parties.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I have a friend in her 50s who is just plain rude. She assumes that she is perfectly entitled to tell parents of misbehaving children (total strangers) how their children are out of line; to loudly and longly honk her horn when someone drives in a manner she dislikes; to bang on her apartment ceiling, walls and floor with a rubber mallet when her neighbors are too loud, etc.

She's nice in private, but in public, she's embarrassing due to her rudeness, which can come out at any time -- most recently when she thought someone had cut in line in front of her and she loudly said, "That's OK. I'm invisible here."

I've tried to gently tell her that "two wrongs don't make a right," but she just brushes me off with, "Yes, Mom." Should I move on, or is there a nice way to let her know the way she treats people is embarrassing and rude?

GENTLE READER: No doubt your friend believes that she is serving the cause of manners by further inflaming people who are already behaving questionably and, incidentally, by ridiculing your embarrassment. That rudeness does not teach the importance of etiquette does not seem to discourage anyone from trying.

Miss Manners cannot authorize your committing the rudeness of criticizing your friend's behavior. But she can suggest that you discuss the matter calmly, when your friend is on her "nice" behavior, by engaging her on the subject of the reactions she encounters.

Is the neighbor more cooperative after those bangings? Do parents thank her for pointing out that their children are misbehaving, and are they presumably open to teaching them better behavior? Do those who cut into line apologize when she denounces them?

Miss Manners is guessing that this will lead to the admission that maybe her outbursts don't change others, but they make her feel better. You will then have to be gentle when you ask what she believes are the motives of others for their rudeness.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I've been invited to a dinner party. Recently widowed, I am not certain that I will be in a comfortable position and am considering declining the invitation.

Would it be proper for another invited guest to tell the host of my dilemma? Isn't it my responsibility to speak with the host?

GENTLE READER: If you are in the first throes of widowhood, you may ask a friend or relative to explain this to your host. After that, yes, it is up to you.

But Miss Manners hopes that -- firsthand or secondhand -- you will do this in a way that does not suggest perpetual seclusion, making clear that you appreciate the invitation but are in mourning and will be in touch. It is sadly common for widows to find themselves in social isolation after the initial wave of sympathy.

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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Teachers Must Teach Etiquette Because Some Parents Will Not

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | February 5th, 2012

DEAR MISS MANNERS: What is your opinion of teaching etiquette in public schools?

GENTLE READER: That teachers have quite enough to do without being expected to do the most basic job of parents.

Teachers generally do have to teach etiquette, because parents often do not, and mastering it is necessary before one can learn anything else. This includes such basics as sitting still, respecting authority and refraining from annoying others. What the homes are like where parents have failed to teach this, Miss Manners shudders to think.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My adult son (29 years old) is an aspiring rock musician. The son of my old friend is a successful independent rock musician. My son would like to ask my friend's son to listen to his CD containing his original songs.

I want to stay out of it, and I've told my son I would be uncomfortable asking the rock star's mom to intervene. I've suggested that my son write to my friend or to her rock star son c/o her address with his request and include a copy of his CD. What is the right way to do this, if there is a right way? Should I get involved?

GENTLE READER: Staying out of it sounds like an excellent idea. You wouldn't care to factor into your friendship the possible effect of the rock star's ignoring the request or disliking the CD.

Miss Manners guesses that your son's only hope is to send the CD to the mother with a letter expressing his admiration of her son and his wish that she will pass it along as gratitude for her son's music and for the friendship of their mothers. (A bit smarmy, yes, but the idea is to make the mother feel she must do this for her friend, which a bald request would be unlikely to accomplish.)

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Where I live, it is both legal and necessary for cyclists to ride on the sidewalk. If I want to pass a pedestrian who is walking in the middle of the sidewalk, what is the best way to notify that person that I would like him or her to step to the side for a moment?

If I ring the bell on my bicycle, they almost always hear me, but I feel rude dinging at someone. On the other hand, if I say "Excuse me," they almost never hear until I am practically shouting, which does not feel any less rude than ringing my bell.

This problem is exacerbated by the fact that about 75 percent of the people I pass on the sidewalk are walking while occupied with their phones and paying little attention to anything else.

GENTLE READER: This may be the only chance Miss Manners ever gets to correct someone for being too fastidious in worrying about what might be rude.

The purpose of the bicycle bell is not to chastise pedestrians who are on the telephone, or not in the habit of looking back to see what might be coming. Its purpose is to warn people of the danger of an approaching bicycle that may not be able to stop quickly. Use it.*

(Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, dearmissmanners@gmail.com; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

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