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Etiquette Advice for the ‘Common’ Person

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | May 27th, 2008

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Please answer a question from a poor "common person" who has been forced to learn manners the hard way.

Is there a rule for the following situation? When someone of higher status (doctor, lawyer, clergy) approaches or passes by in a public setting, must the "commoner" wait to be addressed first before speaking to the more socially prominent or professionally superior acquaintance?

GENTLE READER: You don't say where you live, but you might consider emigrating to a society that has heard of the 18th-century Enlightenment.

In America, for example, we do not have commoners or social superiors. Doctors, lawyers and members of the clergy are considered as good as anyone else, whereas in aristocratic societies, they were treated as high-level servants of the upper class.

Our idea is to show respect for all -- far too often interpreted, Miss Manners acknowledges, as showing respect for none. So she does not mean to discourage you from being careful about how you treat others.

And, in fact, we do have some systems of precedence, although nothing as rough as the system of commoners and superiors that you imagine. In the social realm, youth is supposed to give precedence to age, and gentlemen to ladies. In the working world, age and gender are not factors, but rank is -- the boss and other supervisors have precedence. The assumption is that the levels are temporary -- everyone grows older, many people rise in their work and even gender seems to be negotiable, Miss Manners has heard.

But the rule of not speaking until you are spoken to is not one of our conventions. Even the queen of England, who is not supposed to be addressed by others in that class-stratified society, has learned not to snub well-meaning greetings when she is in America.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My husband and I have two daughters, ages 3 and 6, that we adopted from China when they were babies. Many times when we are in public, absolute strangers will come up to our family and ask within our children's hearing if they are "real" sisters.

If I say, "yes," they continue to press me about if they are biologically related. As far as we know, our daughters are not biologically related. However, we don't feel that we owe strangers explanations about our personal family business.

Could you please offer some suggestions on how to answer this "invasive" question? We want to set a good example for our children, and we don't want to be rude, but it is getting tiresome.

GENTLE READER: Since you know from the wording of the first question that the second one is coming, Miss Manners advises nipping this conversation early. She suggests saying gently, "Yes, they are sisters, and I am their mother. But I have been teaching them not to talk to strangers, so I'm afraid that you will have to excuse me, please."

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Breaking Up Is Hard to Do Properly

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | May 25th, 2008

DEAR MISS MANNERS: What is the etiquette of breaking up?

My ex said many nasty things to me on the phone and briefed me by e-mail. We were together for about 14 months, together almost all the time. I am still blown away with the deceit and how he handled it. He never did give me the respect to face me.

I recently requested by phone if he could write me a letter explaining why he did certain behaviors in the end and send a handkerchief that belongs to my grandmother.

He stinking e-mailed me and danced around everything as if it was my fault, and I still don't have the handkerchief. What to think of a grown man of 50 who behaves like that? I have had a difficult time moving forward. But why does he not own up to his behavior?

GENTLE READER: Fortunately, that is no longer your problem. The compensation for enduring a cruel break-up ought to be the knowledge that you have escaped affiliation with someone capable of such cruelty.

Miss Manners suggests that your impetus for moving forward should be the thought of what your life might have been like if you had been saddled with such a person.

Even among people of good will, there are two schools of thought about how to end a romance -- and neither of them is satisfactory. Many now claim to favor a critique in which the jilter makes a case for why he doesn't want to be with you. The other method is to absolve the other person from fault -- the "It isn't you, it's me" routine.

The problem is that no matter how it is done, being jilted is no fun. About the most one can expect in the way of etiquette is for the jilter steadfastly to ignore the temptation to say too little or too much in an attempt to ignore the other person's feelings or to build a case putting that person in the wrong.

Your friend seems to have committed both types of rudeness. He did not allow you the courtesy of a face-to-face meeting, but he managed to say unpleasant things anyway.

It is no great mystery why people feel hostile toward those that they have wronged. You will probably not get back the handkerchief without a fight. And Miss Manners is stuck with the mystery of what he was doing with your grandmother's handkerchief in the first place.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: What is the proper response when you receive a wedding invitation with a reply-by date that has already past?

I have received two such invitations. I don't know if it was overlooked, lost in the mail or what. I thought it was rude! Am I just overreacting? I don't know what to make of it.

GENTLE READER: The proper response, Miss Manners warns you, is very, very difficult:

You must refrain from speculating about being on the B list, who were only sent invitations after A-list people declined, and attempt to convince yourself that the problem had to do with an accident of the post. That does happen, you know. Miss Manners therefore advises you to accept or decline the invitation just as you would have if it had arrived on time.

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Be Kind to the Needy, Even if You’re Not Giving Cash

Miss Manners by by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
by Judith Martin, Nicholas Ivor Martin and Jacobina Martin
Miss Manners | May 22nd, 2008

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I live in a large city, and I am frequently approached by individuals who may or may not be homeless, and are presumably less wealthy than I am.

I work 50 hours a week and make a median hourly wage, with no health or pension benefits, and while I could give a little money to any given individual, to give to each and every individual would require more funds than I would like to spare. (To do so would also seem to penalize those impoverished individuals who are too polite to request money from a stranger.

Typically, I simply answer these individuals with a "no," or ignore them entirely if they begin a more involved monologue. Is this the proper response? If so, is there a proper tone of voice in which to deliver it?

Note that the would-be recipients of my charity are sometimes literally asking if I have any money ("Got any change?"), not whether I will give it to them, to which the more truthful response would be, "That's none of your business," but I like to keep these interactions brief.

GENTLE READER: Would you mind also keeping them civil?

It never fails to amaze Miss Manners that people will tolerate blatant begging (in the form of "gift registries" and instructions on invitations) from friends and relatives who are in more or less the same circumstances as themselves, yet feel indignant about being importuned by the needy.

There could be many reasons for not giving money on the street, even aside from your own circumstances. But there are no excuses for being rude. Never mind the literal questions you are asked -- you need only say, "I'm sorry" and move on.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I have a friend whose favorite sports team plays on the opposite side of the country to where she presently lives. As you can imagine. she has few opportunities to follow their progress first hand. She will be moving (some weeks before her birthday) to a new city, relatively near (well, 45 miles) to a location where said team will play a series against the local team around the time of her birthday.

I would like to give her two tickets to one of the games for her birthday, but I am aware that she may not (for a variety of reasons) be able to attend. I would not be offended if she could not use the tickets, nor if she offered them to another who could use them.

Should the gifter acknowledge this when presenting the gift, for example in the card, or should it be assumed that this is the case?

GENTLE READER: Couldn't you save both yourself and your friend a great deal of awkwardness by telling her your idea in advance and asking when might be a convenient time for her to attend one of those games?

Yes, Miss Manners knows that you would like to surprise her. But the surprise of receiving something one would love to use but cannot is not a pleasant one.

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