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Wife Is Annoyed That Husband Answers Call of Nature Outside

Dear Abby by by Abigail Van Buren
by Abigail Van Buren
Dear Abby | May 3rd, 2018

DEAR ABBY: We moved to the country, but we're not really far out of town. My educated, urbane, professional husband who has always lived in the city, now bypasses our 2 1/2 bathrooms and relieves himself outdoors in a "king of all he surveys" pose.

We no longer have children living at home, and he refrains from doing it when we have company or there's any possibility of his being seen, but it still drives me crazy! Could I be jealous because I am female, or should I join him? Is it truly as unsanitary as it seems, and is my letter a "first"? -- TEMPTED IN CALIFORNIA

DEAR TEMPTED: "Public" urination is against the law in most communities because of sanitation -- as well as indecent exposure -- issues. That said, however, the practice is not as unusual as you may believe. If you want to try it, I can't stop you, but I do suggest you bring along some tissue and plan ahead for a place to dispose of it.

As to whether your letter is a first, the answer is no. The topic arose about 20 years ago when "The Whiz-zard's Wife" wrote me about her husband doing it after dark, and occasionally in the side yard during daylight hours. She wondered if it was a normal male ritual. I replied:

"This is not a subject that's often discussed, but I suspect the practice is not unusual. Dogs and cats urinate to mark their territory. Your husband may be doing it for the same reason. For pets, the problem can be resolved by neutering; however, I wouldn't recommend that for your husband. The Los Angeles Police Department informs me that it's 'not illegal as long as it is not in public view.'"

I then suggested she check with the police in her city to be sure there are no ordinances against it.

When people ask me what some of my favorite letters are, I tell them the correspondence generated by "The Whiz-zard's Wife's" letter ranks among them. A sample:

DEAR ABBY: Though a frequent reader (after my wife), I've only now found reason to write to you, in response to the lady who feared her husband's habit of urinating on their lawn was inappropriate. So it may be, but all men pee outdoors.

My best to you and continued good luck with your column. -- CHARLTON HESTON, BEVERLY HILLS, CALIF.

DEAR CHARLTON: Thank you for the input. Your letter is but a drop in the bucket compared to the deluge that has flooded my office since I printed that letter.

DEAR ABBY: My husband did the same thing over my vigorous objections, always after dark. When we moved to our new home, we had a wooden fence built. I decided to teach him a lesson and do the same. He was shocked. He told me I had better not do it again. I told him as long he continued, I would do it too.

Abby, he hasn't done it since. Sometimes, when they won't listen, you have to show 'em. -- HAPPY WIFE, FORNEY, TEXAS

DEAR ABBY: I strongly disagree with your answer to "Whiz-zard's Wife." You said you suspect the practice is not unusual. My husband doesn't do it, my ex didn't (except when he was drunk) and I've never seen my neighbors do it. My husband says the guy is an exhibitionist. I say he's lazy and ignorant.

However, I once knew a psychiatrist who confessed to occasionally "watering" the rubber tree in his outer office in this manner. I can't imagine why he disclosed this to me, unless it was to coax me into sharing personal secrets. -- ARIZONA ANNIE

DEAR ANNIE: I can't imagine why he did it, either. It would certainly discourage a patient from using the chair closest to the plant.

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Family Closes Ranks Against Woman Without Boundaries

Dear Abby by by Abigail Van Buren
by Abigail Van Buren
Dear Abby | May 2nd, 2018 | Letter 1 of 4

DEAR ABBY: I need advice badly. A close family member has been living with a woman who sexually assaults people by grabbing their genitalia, kissing them forcibly on the mouth and touching their buttocks. She's completely without boundaries.

We have an important family event coming up and have decided not to invite her because we don't feel safe around her. The close family member is incensed with us, furious even. He chalks his girlfriend's transgressions up to "medical events."

Abby, are we right to not allow her to be part of situations where she will undoubtedly behave like this? Or must we "just accept it and move on," as our family member insists, in spite of being well aware of her pattern of behavior? -- ANONYMOUS IN THE EAST

DEAR ANONYMOUS: Do not allow yourselves to be forced into anything that would make any of you uncomfortable. Unless this family member can guarantee that his "lady" friend will not disrupt the festivities by acting out, she should not be invited.

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Fallout From Divorce Is Hard for Friend to Witness

Dear Abby by by Abigail Van Buren
by Abigail Van Buren
Dear Abby | May 2nd, 2018 | Letter 2 of 4

DEAR ABBY: My best friend and I are grandmothers. While I enjoy a healthy relationship with my children and grandchildren, the same is not true for her.

Because of issues surrounding her divorce, she's in contact with only one of her three children. All three side with their father. Recently, her pregnant daughter ("Erin," who has mental health issues) told her mom she never wants to see her again and turned her away from the baby shower.

The only way my friend knew Erin had given birth was from social media. No one in the family told her. Although Erin unfriended her mom on Facebook, I still see her posts. Naturally, she shared the news about the new baby.

My question is, should I comment on the news? Erin knows I'm close to her mom. I'm aching to tell her to let her mom back into her life and about the importance of a relationship with grandparents. Should I? Or should I just offer my congratulations and let it be? -- VALUES FAMILY IN THE MIDWEST

DEAR VALUES FAMILY: By all means congratulate Erin on the new baby, but postpone the "lecture" about the importance of grandparents for a separate conversation. Right now, I doubt Erin would appreciate what you have to say. Later, when things calm down in her troubled relationship with her mother, she may be more open to your message.

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Man Refuses to Pick up the Check After Dinner Out

Dear Abby by by Abigail Van Buren
by Abigail Van Buren
Dear Abby | May 2nd, 2018 | Letter 3 of 4

DEAR ABBY: I'm dating a man who insists that I pay for our dinners every time he comes to visit. He doesn't even offer. One time when I didn't pick up the check he reached across the table and handed it to me. I'm not sure how to handle this. -- WORTH A TREAT IN WEST VIRGINIA

DEAR WORTH A TREAT: The next time this user comes to visit and hands you the check, hand it back and walk out of the restaurant. If he claims to have "forgotten his wallet" as well as his manners, stop dating him.

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Dear Abby Columnist Contest

Dear Abby by by Abigail Van Buren
by Abigail Van Buren
Dear Abby | May 2nd, 2018 | Letter 4 of 4

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Nurse Knocked Into Emotional Tailspin by Cancer Diagnosis

Dear Abby by by Abigail Van Buren
by Abigail Van Buren
Dear Abby | May 1st, 2018 | Letter 1 of 2

DEAR ABBY: A few weeks ago, I was diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer. I'm only 34. That's what I keep repeating to myself -- I'm only 34. I feel lost. I'm mad at God and have lost my faith. I keep wondering "Why me?" "Why my family again?" "Why stage 4?" I cry alone in an empty house because I don't want to stress out my kids and my husband.

The support groups are 30 minutes away and feature mostly breast cancer patients and survivors. I'm a nurse, and I feel out of control. All my decisions are being made when I'm unconscious or barely out of anesthesia. My world has been turned upside down. I'm not hanging on well at all. Because my control is slipping, I have lost my grasp on the person I once was. I was a strong woman. I don't know what to do. Help! -- NURSE WHO IS NOW THE PATIENT

DEAR NURSE: Right now you are feeling vulnerable, which, under the circumstances, is normal. You should not be crying alone or isolating yourself as you have been doing. You need more emotional support than the support group you belong to can give.

It may help you to contact the American Cancer Society because it provides support and information 24 hours a day, 365 days a year to those facing cancer. Trained cancer specialists are available via phone or live chat and can offer you not only accurate, up-to-date information, but also connect you with valuable services and resources. The phone number to call is (800) 227-2345, and the website is cancer.org. Please don't wait to reach out. My thoughts are with you.

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Wife Wants an End to Free Pet Sitting Service for In-Laws' Dogs

Dear Abby by by Abigail Van Buren
by Abigail Van Buren
Dear Abby | May 1st, 2018 | Letter 2 of 2

DEAR ABBY: My in-laws take frequent vacations and ask my husband to dog-sit. He always says yes. They are gone seven to 10 days at a time and I don't think we should feel obligated to always agree. My husband says that since we're family it's our duty.

Abby, they can well afford to kennel their dogs, and I don't think they'd be offended if we said no. But my husband thinks I'm heartless for being OK with his parents' dogs staying at a kennel for so long. I maintain that it's not my problem.

This disagreement comes up every two to three months (every time we have the dogs). I am not willing to do this anymore. I'm not sure how to discuss this topic because, so far, nothing I have said has gotten me results. We already have dogs of our own, and kids as well, and the additional dogs disrupt our routine. -- FREE PET SITTER

DEAR SITTER: For your in-laws to expect you to take care of their dogs every time they decide to leave town seems excessive. However, I can understand why they would prefer not to kennel the dogs if they can leave them in a home environment instead.

Because it bothers you, rather than try to dissuade your husband from being so agreeable, tell him he can dog-sit at his parents' house, or from the moment the dogs arrive they will be his sole responsibility. And then stick to it.

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