DEAR ABBY: I know that you are all about good manners, but I think one current practice has gone WAY too far. When I sneeze, I get loud "bless you's" from neighbors down the street or co-workers in the next room. I am not religious, and I find it offensive. These "blessers" have been indoctrinated in a 600-year-old religious practice designed to prevent the plague from jumping into the sneezer's body. When someone passes gas or burps, the "excuse me's" are often more offensive than the act -- no longer the demure "pardon me" of the past.
Sneezes, gas and burps are all natural parts of life. Can't we just let them be, without making them special? -- OFFENDED OUT WEST
DEAR OFFENDED: You can. All you have to do is tell your neighbors and co-workers your attitude about their thoughtfulness, and I am sure they will refrain. In droves.
P.S. Having to say this to every "blesser" you encounter may be a very tall order, so be prepared.