DEAR ABBY: My husband thinks I'm addicted to your column. What should I do? -- "AB"DICTED TO YOU
DEAR "AB"DICTED: While I wouldn't ordinarily encourage any kind of addiction, I'm making an exception in your case. Continue reading my column and encourage your husband to read occasional letters until he becomes "Ab"-co-dependent. When it comes to enlarging my readership, the more the merrier!