DEAR ABBY: I am a woman who is wondering what to say when someone calls me "sir" on the phone. I have heard my voice recorded, and I don't think I sound like a man. Still, it happens. It makes me feel angry and mortified. What do I say? -- "MA'AM" IN CINNAMINSON, N.J.
DEAR "MA'AM": You should say, "For your information, I'm a woman." That should clear up any confusion.