DEAR ABBY: What do you think of a 60ish bachelor who would serve his "love interest" an 8-day-old salad? Not only was it 8 days old, but it was in a doggie bag I had given him when he had dinner at my house! -- A FRESH TOMATO IN TUCSON
DEAR FRESH TOMATO: Your bachelor friend is frugal to a fault. Food should not be kept more than three days.
P.S. If he continues this unhealthy lifestyle, he'll be lucky to make it to 70ish.