DEAR READERS: From "Marketing Resources," Issue No. 8, 1995:
Sign in Acapulco, Mexico hotel lobby: "The manager has personally passed all the water served here."
Sign in religious artifacts stores: "If you're interested in life after death, try robbing this store."
Sign in Norwegian cocktail lounge: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."
Sign in Bangkok dry cleaners: "Drop your pants here."