DEAR ABBY: A lousy lover is someone who walks into a room and says, "Do you want some?" He considers a few squeezes and pinches to be sufficient foreplay. Within 15 minutes it's all over, as far as he's concerned, whether his partner is satisfied or not. You know the old saying, "Wham-bam-thank you, ma'am."
It seems to me that if someone has to ask, you already know which class he falls into. -- PATRICIA W., VIRGINIA BEACH, VA.
TOMORROW: We'll hear from readers who answer the question, "What makes a great lover?"