DEAR ABBY: I had to chuckle when I heard your comment about "sex" on the first date. (You had misheard the question on the "Larry King Live" show.)
I had an experience in my younger days with a girl I wasn't particularly enamored with.
When I asked her for a kiss on our first date, she said, "No, not on our first date!"
I answered quickly, "Well, how about on the last date?" -- PHIL FROM JERSEY