DEAR MISS MANNERS: I will be having surgery soon to alleviate the embarrassing problem of bowel incontinence. I found a great doctor and have family support, but need to know what to say to nosy acquaintances who inquire about the reason for my hospital stay.
“None of your darn business” or “You don’t want to know” are my favorite responses, but neither seems appropriate. Suggestions?
GENTLE READER: “It’s just a standard procedure, but you are so kind to ask.” Repeat as necessary, resisting the urge to elaborate.