DEAR ABBY: I like this girl "Jayne" who I work with that I wouldn't mind dating. Problem is, her mother also works there and has sent out signals that she "likes" me, too. So how do I get Jayne without breaking her mother's heart or creating waves at work for me? -- TROUBLE IN ALBANY, N.Y.
DEAR TROUBLE: Workplace romances are strongly discouraged because if they end -- and most do -- it could be a recipe for disaster. Your situation sounds like double-trouble. If I were you, I'd find a job where there is less electricity in the air.