DEAR ABBY: I work in a small public library. We love helping our patrons and receiving donations of books. However, there are a few things we'd like folks to keep in mind:
1. If the sign says "Closed," we are closed. The door may be unlocked to allow staff easy entrance, but we are not open for business.
2. We are not baby sitters. We are glad to see you and your children, and to get you started on research, but you must watch your kids and keep them under control.
3. We can accept books that are in good condition only. If the volume has been rotting in your basement or has been extensively written in, please throw it out. We cannot place defaced literature in our collection.
4. Any book checked out on your card is your responsibility. If you let your kids use your card and they return a book late, understand that you are the person liable for the fine.
5. Please leave your cell phone in the car or turn it off while using the library. Ringing phones and personal conversations are disruptive and distract the other patrons.
Thank you for helping us get the word out. -- LIBRARY LADY, ANYTOWN, U.S.A.
DEAR LIBRARY LADY: You're welcome. However, on the chance that your patrons miss reading today's column, your business hours should be clearly posted at the entrance of your building. And the rest of your rules should be printed in large block letters and hung behind the information and checkout desks where no one can miss them.