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MAN WHO CAN'T SAY THE WORDS WRITES VALENTINE FROM HIS HEART
DEAR ABBY: Like many men, I often find myself reticent in the "I love you" department. So I wrote my wife the following poem for Valentine's Day to make up for it. -- ROY HARRIS, NEW BOSTON, TEXAS
DEAR ROY: Not all men have a way with words. I was touched by your sentiments, as I'm sure many of my readers will be.
WHAT MATTERS MOST OF ALL
I go to work and pay the bills
And mow the grass and such.
But when it comes to loving,
I'll admit that I'm not much.
I usually buy you flowers
On your very special days.
I thought that it would make up
For the words I didn't say.
I told you that I'd love you
Until the end of time.
And that I would let you know
If I ever changed my mind.
But that's not what you want to hear
You need more than that.
You want burning passion,
And I'm a little flat.
Life goes on, the days go by,
The months turn into years.
Some are filled with laughter,
Some are filled with tears.
But one thing that will never change
And that's my love for you.
Although I don't express it,
It's honest and it's true.
Lots of things that matter
Some I can't recall,
But having you beside me
Is what matters most of all.
I love you. Happy Valentine's Day.
DEAR ABBY: My boyfriend and I just became engaged. After we call our parents to announce our engagement, which family should call the other first -– the bride's or the groom's? Which family should invite the future in-laws' family and the engaged couple out first?
I should mention that both families are Jewish. Is there a tradition, Abby? -- EAGER TO CELEBRATE IN NEW YORK
DEAR EAGER: Religion has nothing to do with it. Traditionally, your fiance's parents should make the first gesture. They can either telephone your parents and plan to get together, or if finances permit, offer to host a tea, dinner or buffet supper. However, this is a flexible rule -– since eventually you will all be family, no one should stand on ceremony. Mazel tov!
DEAR ABBY: I disagree with the advice you gave to "Afraid to Speak Up in Philly," the woman who resented her husband's mother sitting in the front seat of the car when they went on a long trip.
When we had this situation in our family, I always insisted my mother-in-law have the front seat next to her son for several reasons:
(1) It's a matter of respect.
(2) It gives her a chance to be near her child and maybe give him an affectionate pat during conversation.
(3) And don't forget that age often brings with it impaired hearing, which does not enhance communication from the front seat to the back.
These are precious times for her to be with her son. "Afraid to Speak Up" will have him all to herself when his mother is gone. -- ANN IN SANTA ANA, CALIF.
DEAR ANN: You are not the only reader who wrote to tell me my answer stank. I received hundreds. Read on:
DEAR ABBY: When my mother was alive and we were in the car with my brother, his wife always sat in the back seat while Mother sat up front. It was easier for her to get in and out. -- BUB IN SAN DIEGO
DEAR ABBY: I have never written to you before, but I had a heartfelt reaction to the woman who complained about her mother-in-law sitting next to her son during the road trip. First of all, I compliment this couple for taking the time to visit and care for the needs of this mother-in-law. Secondly, the Scriptures say, "Honor thy father and mother that it may be well with thee and that thou mayest live long upon the earth." Honor her by allowing her to sit next to her son. The kindness will return to you. Sign me ... LOVE IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER
DEAR ABBY: Your reply to the wife competing with her mother-in-law for seating in the car was wrong! Are these people rednecks with no manners?
If that husband is any kind of gentleman, he will not allow his mother to get into the car without opening and holding her door for her -- like any gentleman does. You advised the woman to tell her mother-in-law to hop in the back. Shame on you! I'm a real man, and a real man is also a gentleman. -- C.S.K., RICHMOND, VA.
DEAR C.S.K.: Mea culpa! I don't know how I missed that.
DEAR ABBY: Regarding the wife who resents sitting in the back. If the wife can drive, she should ask her husband to sit in the back and see how HE likes it. -- G.R.W., UNION CITY, N.J.
DEAR ABBY: Why is she complaining about sitting in the back? The passenger seat is known colloquially as the "death seat"! -- SMILING IN THE BACK SEAT
DEAR ABBY: I sense there are other factors at work in that woman's relationship with her mother-in-law than "sitting in the back seat." There may be insecurity or jealousy involved. What's the harm in letting her sit in front? Let her feel she still has a special place in her son's life.
I commend this couple for taking his mother to dinner, shopping, etc. They shouldn't spoil such gestures of thoughtfulness with pettiness. -- BEEN THERE IN HAWAII
DEAR BEEN THERE AND DEAR READERS: So there you have it. I would flagellate with a wet noodle, but I left it in the back seat.
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DEAR ABBY: My next-door neighbors are nice people, but I'm faced with a problem I don't know how to solve. Their bathroom faces my driveway. They have a coating on their bathroom windowpanes, but it isn't as opaque as they think. There is no other window covering.
Abby, I am greeted nearly every morning with the sight of the man of the house stepping in and out of the shower, sitting on his "throne," etc. I can even tell if he's reading the newspaper.
This morning I went out to my car and could see him through the glass as clear as day. It was hardly a vision of loveliness. Even my friends have witnessed this unforgettable sight. It is embarrassing.
Please print this. I hope my neighbors see this letter and finally put an end to the "show." -- SEEN IT ALL IN MINNEAPOLIS
DEAR SEEN IT ALL: It's not enough to hope your neighbors read Dear Abby and recognize themselves. If you cannot find the courage to tell them the naked truth face-to-face, mail them a sweet note suggesting either a "cover charge" or another form of window covering. If they don't believe you, invite the wife over so she can see for herself. They need to know they're overexposed.
DEAR ABBY: I have single-handedly raised my 16-year-old daughter, "Jenna," for the past nine years. Now she's begging me to let her live with her father and his wife, who live about an hour and a half away. Jenna wants to finish high school there. Over the years, she's visited her father every other weekend and for six weeks during the summers. They spoil her rotten.
Last year, Jenna witnessed her stepmother being handcuffed and taken away in a police car. The charge was forging prescriptions for a controlled substance -- her second felony. Although this woman has been clean and sober for six months, prior to that arrest she was an addict for years. Her grown son, his girlfriend and their baby also live in my ex-husband's home.
I am convinced that Jenna should continue living with me and remain in the school where she is enrolled. She's a good student with many friends. Now she is furious with me because I won't give in to the pressure that she and her dad's household are putting on me to allow her to move. (They've promised to buy her a car.)
Am I wrong to hold to my decision against this move because I feel it is not in Jenna's best interest? -- MOTHER KNOWS BEST IN VIRGINIA
DEAR MOTHER: Stand your ground and follow your instincts. I see no compelling reason why your daughter should be uprooted from an atmosphere in which she is thriving -- good grades and good friends -- and placed in such a non-traditional household.
While her stepmother's recovery is admirable, and seems to be on its way, there is no guarantee she won't slip. It's not a chance you want to take.
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