DEAR ABBY: When you asked readers to report on their success or failure after they remarried their former spouses, I was reminded of a story.
A man who had recently remarried his first wife ran into an old friend whom he hadn't seen for some time, and told him he had just gotten married again. "Congratulations," said his friend. "I sure hope she's better looking than the first one!" -- HOWARD IN VIRGINIA
DEAR HOWARD: Which proves that the only thing more dangerous than commenting on a former spouse's looks is commenting on the person's virtue.