DEAR ABBY: This is for "Dog Deprived in Denver," written by the young man whose parents won't let him get a dog. (He had his heart set on a collie.)
Please don't force a dog on your parents if they don't want one. Dogs are sensitive and highly perceptive. They know when someone doesn't like them. The dog and your parents could end up unhappy -- and so could you. Contrary to what you think, dogs -- especially collies -- need and crave exercise. Please consider this:
We used to agonize over our favorite furry friends being cooped up all day alone. Millions of working couples and single adults who are dog owners often need to work much later than the hour when you get home from school. Why not knock on some doors in your neighborhood or print up fliers and advertise yourself as a "dog buddy"? Your services could include feeding, 30 minutes of playtime and/or a walk -- all for a small fee.
My husband and I would have gladly paid someone like you to provide this service for our dog. You could end up with many loving canine friends, along with some grateful neighbors -- not to mention a tidy little income. This way, everyone ends up happy!
Good luck. We're confident you will someday have lots of wonderful dogs of your own. -- SALLY AND JOE, DOG LOVERS IN NORTHVILLE, MICH.
DEAR SALLY AND JOE: You're barking up the right tree. What a terrific idea for a lonely, animal-loving youngster. Or anyone, for that matter, who has a void that only a furry, four-footed friend can fill.
However, a word to the wise: Kids should speak to their parents before offering their services to strangers.