DEAR ABBY: Can you stand another humorous epitaph?
My late father always claimed that in the small Southern town where he grew up, everyone was a regular churchgoer, save one old man who was a lifelong professed atheist.
When the old guy died, my father told me his headstone read: "All dressed up and no place to go." -- BOB IN TAMPA
DEAR BOB: Which shows that not only was he an atheist, but a pessimist as well.