DEAR ABBY: In a recent column, you had two quotations concerning "you know you are getting old when --." You might be interested in the one my brother uses:
"You know you're getting old when the policeman on the corner looks like a teen-ager." -- EDSON M. TENNANT, BYRON, CALIF.
DEAR EDSON: Right. And I have another one for you: "You know you're getting old when the derelicts look young."