DEAR ABBY: A church here in Minneapolis made up a list of all their male parishioners who died during service in any war.
They put this list on the wall for everyone to see.
A 4-year-old boy was standing and looking at the list when the minister came by.
The boy asked the minister, "What is this list for?"
The minister replied, "That is all our male parishioners who died in the service."
The boy asked the minister, "Was it during the 9 o'clock or 10:30 service?" -- ORVILLE M. ANDERSON, MINNEAPOLIS
DEAR ORVILLE: That's a cute story. Did it really happen, or are you pulling my prayer shawl?