DEAR READERS: This was sent to me by Lou Yelnick of Deerfield Beach, Fla.:
"A lecturer was talking on endlessly. The audience started to become fidgety. A husband and wife were in the front row and the man fell asleep. Noticing this, the lecturer became red-faced and whispered to the wife, 'Wake up your husband.'
"She answered, 'You put him to sleep. You wake him up.'"