DEAR ABBY: I go to garage sales every Saturday and generally come across some interesting items. I found the enclosed "Death Cookbook Recipe" in a set of cards from 1966, put together by the Missouri Avenue Baptist Church, Clearwater, Fla. It is amazing that 30 years later, the problem still exists.
If you feel it is worth sharing with your readers, please print it. I found it very interesting. -- BARBARA CONDON, MATTITUCK, N.Y.
DEAR BARBARA: It's definitely worth printing, particularly during the holiday season when people are "partying." Read on:
DEATH'S COOKBOOK
Take: 1 reckless, natural-born fool
3 drinks of whiskey
1 fast automobile
Soak the fool in the whiskey, place in the automobile, then let go.
After due time, remove from the wreckage. Place in a satin box and garnish with flowers.