DEAR ABBY: My mother has given her family 80 years of love, a wonderful sense of humor to get us through hardships, and always a smile and a hug at her front door. I thought you'd enjoy her latest gem:
"You know you're getting old when the only thing you exercise is caution!" -- DAVE IN SAN RAFAEL
DEAR DAVE: That's cute. I have another one for you. A family friend who fancies himself a "man about town" once told me he knew HE was getting old when his barber said she had "just the girl for him" -- and offered to fix him up with her grandmother.