DEAR ABBY: Where in the "Book of Love" does it state that one partner in a relationship must embrace ALL of the interests of the other? If "Gwen" doesn't like hunting wild turkeys, her fiance should hunt the gobblers with his buddies who do. Given Gwen's culinary abilities, she may derive far greater pleasure from roasting the bird than killing it.
"Turkeyless" states that Gwen is good-looking and can cook. Now there's an unbeatable combination that should form the foundation for lasting marital happiness.
All in all, this guy has apparently sprung from the shallow end of the gene pool. My advice to Gwen? Dump this turkey! -- BILL IN OLYMPIA, WASH.