DEAR ABBY: Your advice for people to see that senior citizens get safely to and from places, especially after dark, reminded me of the joke about the 90-year-old man who married the 19-year-old girl.
"Was she beautiful?"
"No," he replied.
"Sexy?" "No."
"Rich?" "No."
"Well, why in the world did you marry her?"
"Well," said the old man. "She could drive after dark." -- MAXINE TOWNSEND, CINCINNATI