CHUCKLE FOR TODAY: A man came into a bar and ordered three shots of whiskey, which he quickly drank, one after the other. When he finished the last one, he ordered three more.
The bartender said, "You know, that isn't good for you."
"I know," the man replied, "particularly with what I have."
"What do you have?" the bartender asked.
"One dollar," the man replied. -- LORETTA YALOWITZ, LAKEWOOD, CALIF.