DEAR ABBY: In a recent column, a reference was made to an "upcoming" wedding. Abby, every time I see that word "upcoming," I am reminded of this memo the late Bernard Kilgore wrote to his staff when he was the chief honcho at The Wall Street Journal:
"If I see the word UPCOMING in The Wall Street Journal once more, I shall be downcoming on someone who will be outgoing." -- S.S.M., LOS ANGELES