DEAR ABBY: I enjoy reading your column in the Times-Picayune, but I've never written before.
Your quoting of Ogden Nash is not acceptable. He was a true versifier:
"Sure, deck your lower limbs in pants,
"Yours are the limbs, my sweeting.
"You look divine as you advance,
"Have you seen yourself retreating?
Now, that's poetry! -- THOMAS C. TEWS, NEW ORLEANS