DEAR ABBY: I had to laugh when I read the letter from "A Lusting Guy in Indy" who roamed the malls lusting after slim maidens in tight jeans.
After 23 years of marriage, like a lot of other women, I've put on a few extra pounds. Try as I may, I can't get them off.
One day, my hubby asked me -- with a sad expression, "Whatever happened to that little 24-inch waist I married?"
I replied -- with an equally sad expression, "Well, Dear, I left it in the '50s with your hair!" (He's bald!) -- NOBODY'S PERFECT