01/09/2000

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THE PUFFED-UP FROG (a French fable)

Once upon a time a frog lived in a pond. Well, of course he wasn't the only frog in the pond, and for a long time he lived among the others, croaking and dancing, playing and singing, leaping and laughing. But one day the frog looked at his family and friends and said, "I'm tired of your croaking and leaping. You look and sound ridiculous."

The others were stunned into silence. They simply stared at him.

"Look at you," the frog said. "Look at those patches on your skin. Look at your silly feet. And listen to you! All that croaking, day and night." He plugged his ears and held his breath and puffed out his chest. "I'd much prefer to spend time with a creature with stature. Someone big and strong and handsome and brave."

The others croaked a little. "What do you mean?" they asked. "You're one of us."

"Oh no," the frog said. And off he leaped to see what he could find.

For a while he lived alone in a pond among the water lilies. He was waiting to meet someone new. And then one day, just as he had imagined, a big ox wandering from his home stopped at the frog's pond to have a drink.

The frog looked up and saw the handsome ox and knew at once that he wanted to know this grand fellow. So he began to croak, and leaped out of the water, up and down, this way and that, doing everything he could to attract the great ox's attention.

Now the ox had been wandering all day and was very thirsty. So he stood at the edge of the pond and drank and drank, never noticing the leaping, croaking frog.


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"Never mind," the frog said to himself. "I'll just wait until he's finished drinking. Then he'll talk to me." He swam close to the ox's face and waited, croaking now and then, hoping the ox would soon notice him.

At last the ox finished drinking his fill, but when he did, he noticed the water lilies. "How beautiful," the ox said, and the frog, hearing this, puffed out his chest.

"Croak, croak," he cried.

But it was not the frog the ox had noticed. He sniffed at the water lilies, and nudged his nose against them, and inhaled the sweet fragrance. He admired the way they floated so peacefully upon the water.

When the ox sniffed the water lilies, frog sighed. "Oh, never before have I seen such a magnificent creature. He is so majestic, so mysterious and strange!"

So frog puffed, and puffed, and puffed, puffing himself up to twice his size, then three times his size. "Any moment now he'll notice me," frog told himself. And in between those puffs, he croaked, calling to the ox.

Still the ox did not notice the frog, not even when the frog leaped from one water lily pad to the next, for by now the ox was dazzled by the sunlight glittering on the water and delighted by the rich smell of plant life and light.

"Croak, croak, croak," frog called, puffing himself up ever larger. "Please notice me, ox. Surely we're meant to be partners."

Soon frog had puffed himself up so much, he could not stand any longer. He rolled onto his side, twisting his head this way and that, trying not to lose sight of the ox. And still he grew, and still the ox did not seem to notice.

But the frog puffed himself up so large and grew so full of hot air, his outer skin could no longer hold itself together. "I'll make him notice me!" Suddenly he simply exploded. Poof, he was gone.

When the ox heard the loud banging noise -- for the frog indeed exploded with a bang -- he turned and looked, but of course when he did, the frog was gone.


This story is based on a fable by Jean LaFontaine, who published his "Contes and Fables" between 1664 and 1668.






 
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