Ted Rall Headline Archive 08/24/2012 LEAD, OR FOLLOW AND GET OUT OF THE RACE 08/17/2012 FEAR OF A RIGHT PLANET 08/10/2012 BRINGING A PEN TO A GUNFIGHT 08/03/2012 IRAN: BECAUSE TWO WARS AREN'T ENOUGH 07/27/2012 GUN CONTROL TALK IS CHEAP. A SANE MENTAL HEALTH SYSTEM IS NOT. 07/20/2012 WHY WE'RE APATHETIC 07/11/2012 CUSTOMER SERVICE IS A RIGHT 07/05/2012 OCCUPY WALL STREET: WHAT COMES NEXT? 06/29/2012 EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE: ANOTHER PRESIDENTIAL LIE 06/22/2012 WHERE'S THE LEGACY? 06/07/2012 RECOVERY? WHAT RECOVERY? 05/24/2012 SATIRE: THE REVOLUTION WILL BE DIGITIZED 05/15/2012 THE LAST CIVIL RIGHTS STRUGGLE 05/09/2012 LEADING FROM THE BACK 05/02/2012 A HARSH LESSON 04/26/2012 THE PRAVDA-IZATION OF THE NEWS 04/18/2012 A PRESIDENT WHO DOESN'T EVEN TRY 03/28/2012 HANDICAPPED 03/15/2012 SHE KILLED AFGHANS AND IRAQIS. NOW'S SHE'S A PEACE CHILD. 03/07/2012 YOU'RE NOT UNDEREMPLOYED. YOU'RE UNDERPAID. 02/29/2012 DEATH AND TRIVIA 02/23/2012 ANOTHER OBAMA SELLOUT 02/15/2012 HOW TO SAVE BOOKS 02/08/2012 ZUCKERBERG'S PAY: $6,000 A MINUTE 01/31/2012 WANT MORE WARS? RAISE TAXES ON THE RICH 01/24/2012 OCCUPY SEXUAL FREEDOM 01/18/2012 THE CORPSE-URINATING KIDS ARE ALRIGHT 01/12/2012 REPUBLICAN SOCIALISTS, DEMOCRATIC CAPITALISTS 01/05/2012 OUR SUICIDAL RULING CLASS 12/23/2011 WHO POLICES POLITICAL CARTOONING? 12/15/2011 OBAMA'S "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" 12/08/2011 DEMOCRATS OCCUPY OCCUPY 12/01/2011 7-7-7 11/22/2011 REVOLUTION VERSUS REFORM 11/16/2011 OUR F--- YOU SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT 11/10/2011 YOU WANT A JOB, RIGHT? 11/03/2011 THE OCCUPIER'S CHOICE: VIOLENCE OR FAILURE 10/26/2011 CUT-AND-PASTE REVOLUTION, PART II 10/25/2011 CUT-AND-PASTE REVOLUTION, PART I 10/19/2011 10/18/2011 QUIT WHINING ABOUT STUDENT LOANS 10/13/2011 STOP DEMANDING DEMANDS 10/03/2011 AH, TO BE YOUNG AND IN HATE 09/26/2011 OCCUPY MAIN STREET 09/20/2011 WHY SETTLE FOR SECOND WORST? 09/12/2011 THE TRUTH ABOUT TRUTHERS 09/06/2011 FIGHT THE POWERLESSNESS 09/01/2011 WE LEARNED NOTHING FROM 9/11 08/24/2011 AMERICAN DOGS COUNT MORE THAN AFGHAN PEOPLE 08/18/2011 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH OBAMA? 08/09/2011 DOWN AND OUT AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE 08/03/2011 BOYCOTT THE 2012 ELECTION 07/27/2011 AMERICAN SELECT 07/19/2011 THE GOP BETS ON BAD JUDGEMENT 07/14/2011 TOXIC ASSETS 07/06/2011 GUILTY AFTER PROVEN INNOCENT 06/28/2011 BRAVE NEW BOOK 06/23/2011 SEXUAL FREEDOM: THE NEXT FRONTIER 06/14/2011 THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE DEACTUALIZED 06/08/2011 BEING, NOTHINGNESS AND ANTHONY WEINER 06/02/2011 TEDDY ROOSEVELT SAW THIS COMING 05/23/2011 THE EVIL OF TWO LESSERS 05/16/2011 RISE OF THE OBAMABOTS 05/10/2011 WHAT IF RIGHT MADE MIGHT? 05/03/2011 OSAMA BIN LADEN'S ULTIMATE VICTORY 04/26/2011 THRIFTY FAMILIES AND OTHER LIES 04/19/2011 STAMPED OUT 04/12/2011 ZERO SALARY FOR CONGRESS 04/05/2011 FOOL US TWICE? 03/31/2011 THE DEVILS WE DON'T KNOW 03/22/2011 LIBYA: A WAR WE SHOULDN'T BELIEVE IN 03/16/2011 A TSUNAMI 100 TIMES WORSE THAN JAPAN 03/08/2011 UNION YES? WHAT UNIONS? 03/02/2011 THE PHONY BUDGET CRISIS 02/22/2011 HOPE AND CHANGE? NOT FOR AMERICANS 02/17/2011 PIRATE THIS BOOK 02/10/2011 AMERICA AGAINST THE PEOPLE 02/03/2011 THE NEW FACE OF REVOLUTION 01/28/2011 HOW OBAMA HELPS MURDER OUR INNER CHILD 01/21/2011 IT'S MOURNING IN AMERICA: TACKY AND WEIRD 01/14/2011 POLITICAL VIOLENCE? STOP VIOLENT POLITICS 01/07/2011 SOME WEASELS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS 12/31/2010 NEXT: DIGITAL TOTALITARIANISM 12/24/2010 THE WAR OF CHRISTMAS 12/17/2010 THE DEATH OF THE MODERATES 12/10/2010 WIKILEAKS: THE DEVILS WE KNOW 12/03/2010 CONNING THE TALIBAN 11/26/2010 RAPE MY BRAIN BUT DON'T TOUCH MY JUNK 11/19/2010 OBAMA WAS BAD FROM THE START 11/12/2010 YES, I CAN 11/05/2010 THE OBAMA POSTMORTEM 10/28/2010 BANK JOB 10/21/2010 TOO PIG TO JAIL? 10/14/2010 10/07/2010 09/23/2010 EXCLUSIVE: TRANS-AFGHANISTAN PIPELINE STILL A DREAM 09/16/2010 AFGHAN WAR MYTHS 09/09/2010 REVOLUTION B GON 09/02/2010 IF I DIE IN AFGHANISTAN 09/01/2010 THE DEATH OF HOPE 08/29/2010 WHERE DID THE MONEY GO? 08/26/2010 ISLAMO-GANGSTERISM 08/19/2010 DIFFERENT WAR, SAME SITUATION 08/12/2010 THE LIBERTARIAN WAR ON FREE SPEECH 08/05/2010 APPALLINGLY HEROIC 07/30/2010 THE IDIOCRACY FACTOR 07/22/2010 PROTOFASCISM COMES TO AMERICA 07/15/2010 HELP? NOT SOON 07/08/2010 SO MUCH STUPIDITY 06/24/2010 LEARNED HELPLESSNESS 06/17/2010 ETHNIC CLEANSING IN KYRGYZSTAN 06/10/2010 FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE CRANKY WHITE HOUSE COLUMNIST 06/03/2010 STICKS AND STONES ON THE HIGH SEAS 05/27/2010 OBAMA'S KATRINA 05/20/2010 CRIME AND PUNISHMENT, CORPORATE STYLE 05/13/2010 HOLIDAY IN THE SUN 05/03/2010 PUBLISHERS, HEAL THYSELVES 04/22/2010 TEA PARTY: WHY THE RIGHT DOESN'T GET IT 04/15/2010 FREE THE TROOPS 04/08/2010 04/01/2010 OUT-REPUBLICANING THE REPUBLICANS 03/25/2010 DAMN! I WISH I WAS A REPUBLICAN 03/18/2010 HEY RIGHT-WINGERS! SAVE US FROM OBAMACARE! 03/11/2010 TRIUMPH OF THE SWILL 03/04/2010 DON'T BE EVIL--EDIT IT 02/25/2010 SAY IT'S SO, TIGER 02/18/2010 HEY, TEA PARTIERS: YOU'RE LEFTISTS! 02/11/2010 OBAMA: DUMBER THAN SARAH PALIN 02/04/2010 THE CONTRARIAN MANIFESTO 01/28/2010 THE MEMORY HOLE HEATS UP 01/21/2010 DAVID DINKINS REDUX 01/14/2010 THE HAITIAN EARTHQUAKE: MADE IN U.S.A. 01/07/2010 THE CRAZYIEST TAX 12/31/2009 THE FEAR DECADE 12/24/2009 OBAMA'S "GOOD ENOUGH" REVOLUTION 12/17/2009 FORECLOSE ON THE BANKS 12/10/2009 GIVE A HOOT, BUT WE'RE STILL DOOMED 12/03/2009 WAR, MORE WAR OR MORER WAR 11/26/2009 RISE OF THE YOUNG CODGERS 11/19/2009 AMERICA ON TRIAL 11/12/2009 13 VS. 2,000,000 11/05/2009 DITHERING WHILE AMERICA SNEEZES 10/27/2009 OBAMA'S REAL DEATH PANELS 10/22/2009 DROP THE DRONES 10/15/2009 TOO ILLEGIT TO QUIT 10/06/2009 BARACK HUSSEIN HOOVER 09/29/2009 BUILD STUFF. THEN LEAVE. 09/24/2009 SWINE 09/17/2009 THE IMPOTENT DICTATOR 09/10/2009 TO TRIGGER A SINGLE-PAYER PUBLIC OPTION 09/03/2009 WE HAVE MET THE NAZIS, AND THEY ARE US. 08/27/2009 THE GUNS OF AUGUST 08/20/2009 VIOLENCE WORKS. INCREMENTALISM DOESN'T. 08/13/2009 WHAT IF THEY GAVE A WAR AND NOBODY KNEW WHY? 08/06/2009 LAY OFF LAYOFFS 07/30/2009 EVERYONE HATES THE COPS 07/21/2009 HECKUVA JOB, BARRY 07/14/2009 OBAMA COVERS UP A DOZEN MY LAIS 07/07/2009 06/30/2009 SORRY, MR. BUSH 06/23/2009 HALF HEALTHCARE, 100% DEAD 06/16/2009 RESISTANCE IS PURILE 06/09/2009 TAKING TIME TAKES PATIENCE 06/02/2009 DR. TILLER'S MURDER: TRAGIC, NOT SENSELESS 05/28/2009 MR. OBAMA: RESIGN NOW 05/21/2009 BAIL OUT YOUR OWN DAMN SELF 05/14/2009 EXCUSES YOU MIGHT BELIEVE IN 05/07/2009 WHY WE FIGHT 04/30/2009 ONE NATION, TWO SYSTEMS OF JUSTICE 04/23/2009 CIRCLE OF BLAME 04/16/2009 EVERY DOGI HAS ITS DAY 04/09/2009 BARACK OBAMA, TORTURE ENABLER 04/02/2009 AFGHAN DEATH TRIP 03/26/2009 WHY WE HATE THEM 03/19/2009 CHANGE YOU CAN PARSE 03/12/2009 REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL 03/04/2009 SUICIDE VIA COMFORMITY 02/26/2009 CEO-BASHING FOR FUN AND PROFIT 02/20/2009 TALKING SMACK 02/12/2009 IT COULDN'T HAPPEN HERE 01/22/2009 THAT'S IT? 01/15/2009 OPRAH'S BOOK SNUB 01/08/2009 ONLY ONE SOLUTION 01/01/2009 NEW YEAR'S REVOLUTIONS 12/25/2008 OBAMA THE WEASEL 12/18/2008 LBO NO MO 12/11/2008 SMELLS LIKE BOB DYLAN 12/04/2008 THE REST AND THE RIGHTEST 11/27/2008 SOMALI PIRATES LAUGH, AFGHAN BRIDES DIE 11/20/2008 CONSCIOUSNESS OF A CONSERVATIVE 11/13/2008 WILL OBAMA WUSS OUT ON GITMO? 11/06/2008 NO WE DIDN'T 10/30/2008 THE FIRST RULE OF REELECTION IS DON'T THINK ABOUT REELECTION 10/23/2008 PRESIDENT OBAMA: SHUT DOWN THIS CAMP! 10/14/2008 STOP THE BLEEDING 10/02/2008 MAD MONEY 09/25/2008 BUSH, CONGRESS PARTY LIKE IT'S 1929 09/16/2008 THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE EDITOR 09/11/2008 BRISTOL DID THE WRONG THING 09/04/2008 SARAH PALIN, QUEEN OF THE NOBODIES 08/28/2008 THE MUDDLE IS THE MESSAGE 08/21/2008 13 DAYS IN AUGUST 08/14/2008 HOPE FOR AUDACITY 08/05/2008 IT'S THE TORTURE, STUPID 07/31/2008 NEWS DOES NOT WANT TO BE FREE 07/24/2008 RECESSION, YEAR 8 07/17/2008 WAR ZERO 07/08/2008 BELIEF YOU CAN CHANGE 07/03/2008 CONSTITUTION À LA CARTE 06/26/2008 THE CURE FOR HIGH GAS AND FOOD PRICES 06/17/2008 OOPS NATION 06/12/2008 BARACK OBAMA, TOKEN 06/03/2008 THE E-WORD 05/27/2008 KIDS IN AMERICA(N TORTURE CAMPS) 05/20/2008 PROPAGANDISTS FIRST, JOURNALISTS SECOND 05/13/2008 THE SILVER LINING OF ECONOMIC COLLAPSE 05/06/2008 OBAMA: THE OTHER WHITE MEAT 04/29/2008 ARREST BUSH 04/22/2008 ONE NATION, UNDER A HEARTLESS GOD 04/15/2008 THE CAVALRY ISN'T COMING 04/08/2008 BIGOTRY, APOLOGY, REPEAT AS NECESSARY 04/01/2008 DON'T MOVE ON. START OVER. 03/25/2008 IS CHICAGO BURNING? 03/18/2008 OBAMA/DUKAKIS 2008 03/11/2008 ECO-TERRORISM: THERE'S NO SUCH THING 03/04/2008 AFGHANISTAN: A WAR WE CAN'T BELIEVE IN 02/26/2008 HOPE YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR 02/19/2008 TALK NO, VOTE YES 02/12/2008 THERE SHOULD BE BLOOD 02/05/2008 01/29/2008 INDEPENDENTS GO HOME 01/22/2008 01/15/2008 THE POLITICS OF DOPES 01/08/2008 IDIOTS (HEART) HUCKABEE 01/01/2008 AN IRON FIST IN A VELVET GLOVE 12/25/2007 THE UNFUNNY PAGES 12/23/2007 WEEK OF DECEMBER 23, 2007 12/18/2007 DEMOCRATS: THE OTHER WHITE MEAT 12/11/2007 FUTURE IMPERFECT, PART III 12/04/2007 FUTURE IMPERFECT, PART II 11/27/2007 FUTURE IMPERFECT, PART I 11/20/2007 SIGN THE PLEDGE! 11/13/2007 AGAINST US OR AGAINST US 11/06/2007 THE TIME-TO-MAKE-THE-DOUGHNUTS CANDIDATE 10/30/2007 TORTURERS: THE NEXT GENERATION 10/23/2007 HEY, SOLDIERS: QUIT WHINING! 10/16/2007 ONWARD, CHRISTIAN PANDERERS 10/09/2007 SCAPEGOATING BLACKWATER 10/02/2007 "WE DON'T SPEAK TO EVIL" 09/25/2007 THE DREAM, DOWNSCALED 09/18/2007 WAR IS BAD FOR LOGIC AND OTHER LIVING THINGS 09/11/2007 THE WAR PARTY 09/04/2007 KILL THE POOR 08/28/2007 GONZALES V. UNITED STATES 08/21/2007 IT DID HAPPEN HERE 08/14/2007 AN APPEALING CHINESE IMPORT: ACCOUNTABILITY 08/07/2007 PERVERTED JUSTICE 07/31/2007 SPEED KILLS (YOUR WALLET) 07/24/2007 POOR AND UNEDUCATED, LIKE WE THOUGHT 07/17/2007 WRONG AND WHITE AND READ ALL OVER 07/10/2007 LOGIC BOMB 07/03/2007 RESISTANCE IS FISCAL 06/26/2007 LET THEM DRINK RAPESEED OIL 06/19/2007 THE RISE OF TAJIKMANBASHI 06/12/2007 WHAT'D WE DO? 06/05/2007 LEFT TURN 05/29/2007 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 05/22/2007 ENEMY OF THE STATE 05/15/2007 FRONTRUNNERS BY DEFAULT 05/08/2007 THE CASE FOR DEFEATISM 05/01/2007 CHOOSE ONE: LOYALTY OR GLORY 04/24/2007 VIRGINIA TECH: HORROR, BUT NO SHOCK 04/17/2007 USE THE FIRST AMENDMENT--BUT NOT IN PUBLIC 04/10/2007 BAN THE BANKS 04/03/2007 AMERICA'S MADMAN 03/27/2007 DIM BULBS 03/20/2007 THE RIGHT STUFF 03/13/2007 SUCKERED AGAIN 03/06/2007 A TALE OF TWO CHILDREN 02/27/2007 THE PRETZEL LOGIC OF VEGETARIANISM 02/20/2007 THE BUSH WHO CRIED WOLF 02/13/2007 UNPERSONS 02/06/2007 WHY TO STAY IN IRAQ AND HOW TO GET IT RIGHT 01/30/2007 MEMO TO REPUBLICANS: SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! 01/23/2007 EVER FEEL LIKE YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED? 01/16/2007 250,000,000, INSURED BUT STILL IN TROUBLE 01/09/2007 MILD IN THE STREETS 01/02/2007 SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL 12/26/2006 OUR NEXT BIG MESS 12/19/2006 FIRST, A NEW KIND OF DRAFT. THEN ATTACK THE KURDS! 12/12/2006 AND NOW, THE AFGHANISTAN STUDY GROUP 12/05/2006 GETTING PAID FOR GETTING IT WRONG 11/28/2006 GET IRAQ'S CIVIL WAR OVER WITH 11/21/2006 OWNING THE TORTURE SOCIETY 11/14/2006 WHEN IS A WIN NOT A WIN? 11/07/2006 OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE HAS JUST BEGUN 10/31/2006 HOLD YOUR NOSE AND THINK OF CHAKE-CHAKE 10/24/2006 TRUST, THEN CRUCIFY 10/17/2006 FIGHTING BACK? DON'T COUNT ON IT 10/10/2006 AMERICA'S NUREMBERG LAWS 10/03/2006 IT DEPENDS ON YOUR DEFINITION OF "FREE" 09/26/2006 IT DEPENDS ON YOUR DEFINITION OF "FREE" 09/19/2006 BOYS GONE WILD 09/12/2006 STATES MIGHTS 09/05/2006 BUSH'S WAR ON HISTORY 08/29/2006 TAKING OUR BRAIN OFF THE BALL 08/22/2006 PLOT THIS 08/15/2006 IF PEOPLE GET HELP, THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON 08/08/2006 3,000 MILES FROM DOOM 08/01/2006 WHEN YOU CARE ENOUGH TO DO THE VERY LEAST 07/25/2006 KILL 'EM ALL, LET GOD SORT US OUT 07/18/2006 ACTING LIKE NAZIS 07/10/2006 GATES AND BUFFETT: 1000 TIMES WORSE THAN KEN LAY 07/03/2006 HOW DICK CHENEY SPENT HIS SUMMER VACATION 06/27/2006 BUSH PROPS UP ANOTHER SADDAM 06/20/2006 A WAR WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT, MUCH LESS WIN 06/13/2006 AMERICANS DON'T CARE ABOUT THEIR OWN LIVES 06/06/2006 HOW DID YOU VOTE ON THE WAR, DADDY? 05/30/2006 THE 10,000TH HADITHA 05/23/2006 CASH-GRABBING TRIVIA THUGS 05/16/2006 LITTLE BROTHER WILL BE WATCHING YOU 05/09/2006 AMERICA, YOU LOST! 05/02/2006 HIGH PRICES CAUSED BY IRAQ WAR 04/25/2006 NEOCONS SQUANDER THEIR ONLY VICTORY 04/18/2006 DON'T IMPEACH BUSH. COMMIT HIM. 04/11/2006 WHAT RECOVERY? 04/04/2006 PANDERING TO THE POOR 03/28/2006 LAISSEZ FAIRE LIBERATION 03/21/2006 VACUUM PACKED, SHRINKWRAPPED AND FULL OF PRESERVATIVES 03/14/2006 PRIVATE GOVERNMENT, PUBLIC CITIZENS 03/07/2006 KNEE-JERK LIARS 02/28/2006 THE OTHER BAD WAR 02/21/2006 SLANDER? SHE WROTE THE BOOK 02/14/2006 THE SHOOTIST 02/07/2006 THE BLAND LEADING THE BLIND 01/31/2006 PLAYING SOLDIER 01/24/2006 BARBARIANS AT THE GATES 01/17/2006 DEATH FROM ABOVE 01/10/2006 GROUND ZERO IN SOUTH CAROLINA 01/03/2006 DON'T TRUST SOLDIERS UNDER 30 12/27/2005 The Return of Total Information Awareness 12/20/2005 THE PURPOSE OF TORTURE IS TORTURE 12/13/2005 THE WAR OVER OUR GENITALS 12/06/2005 WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD REFUSENIKS 11/29/2005 THE CASE FOR A NATIONAL RECALL ELECTION 11/22/2005 WHAT LOST IRAQ 11/15/2005 IT'S THE SKEPTICISM, STUPID 11/08/2005 DIRTY OLD MEN 11/01/2005 BIGGER THAN WATERGATE 10/25/2005 WHY BUSH IS UNIMPEACHABLE 10/18/2005 PUT A WOMAN IN CHARGE 10/11/2005 GIVING DEMOCRACY THE BIRD 10/04/2005 NIGHT AND FOG REVISITED 09/29/2005 WHO DID YOU TORTURE DURING THE WAR, DADDY? 09/20/2005 WHAT SHOW DID YOU WATCH DURING THE WAR, DADDY? 09/13/2005 CHARITIES ARE FOR SUCKERS 09/06/2005 NO GAS, NO FOOD, NO LODGINGHurricane Victims Get a Taste of Life in Occupied Iraq 08/30/2005 GREEN ROOM CONFESSIONS 08/23/2005 A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH 08/16/2005 SACRIFICE? COUNT ME OUT 08/09/2005 WEEKLY NEWSPAPERS IN CRISIS 08/02/2005 GOT EMPATHY? 07/26/2005 SAY SAYONARA TO ABORTION 07/18/2005 REPUBLICANS MUST CHOOSE: BUSH OR AMERICA? 07/12/2005 TREASONGATE: IT'S NOT JUST KARL ROVE 07/05/2005 KARL ROVE: WORSE THAN OSAMA BIN LADEN 06/28/2005 AHEAD: SIX DECADES OF HUMILIATION 06/21/2005 CHECKING OUT 06/14/2005 WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FEW BORING DORKS 06/07/2005 TORTURED LOGIC 05/31/2005 WHERE'S OSAMA? 05/24/2005 AMERICA'S TERRORIST ALLY 05/17/2005 STUPID INHUMAN TRICKS 05/10/2005 BLACK AND WHITE AND FULL OF CRAP 05/03/2005 PERSONAL POLITICS BECOME OFFICE POLITICS 04/26/2005 THEN THEY CAME FOR THE CHILDREN 04/19/2005 POLICE PERJURERS 04/12/2005 LOOK FOR THE MEDIA LABELS 04/05/2005 THE RIGHT VS. THE CULTURE OF LIFE 03/29/2005 WHO LOST CENTRAL ASIA? 03/22/2005 BUCK UP, THE WORLD HATES US MORE THAN EVER 03/15/2005 DEATH BY CONSUMPTION 03/08/2005 CAPITAL MADNESS 03/01/2005 TWO RIGHTS MAKE A WRONG 02/22/2005 BUT WHO WATCHES THE WATCHDOGS? 02/15/2005 CENSOR THIS COLUMN 02/08/2005 BUSH GONE WILD 02/01/2005 WHAT WOULD REPUBLICAN JESUS DO? 01/25/2005 WHO WANTS TO BE A MEDICAL MALPRACTICE MILLIONAIRE? 01/18/2005 LEGAL, SAFE AND COMMON 01/11/2005 THE NORMALIZATION OF HORROR 01/04/2005 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH MANHATTAN? 12/28/2004 GWB & FDR: SEPARATED AT BIRTH 12/21/2004 SAVE SOCIAL SECURITY WITH THE FLAT TAX 12/14/2004 SELLING OUT THE UYGHURS 12/07/2004 HERO GIVES UP EVERYTHING TO DEFEND HIS COUNTRY 11/30/2004 THEY FIGHT AND DIE, BUT NOT FOR THEIR COUNTRY 11/23/2004 IF IT'S 2005, IT MUST BE TIME FOR ANOTHER WAR 11/16/2004 MONSTER OF A LAWYER 11/09/2004 CONFESSIONS OF A CULTURAL ELITIST 11/02/2004 GUILTY, DISGUSTED, AMERICAN 10/27/2004 JOHN KERRY FOR PRESIDENT 10/19/2004 THE CASE AGAINST BUSH 10/12/2004 JOCKS VS. GEEKS 10/05/2004 POTEMKIN DEMOCRACY 09/28/2004 LOSING OUR HEADS 09/21/2004 TRIUMPH OF THE STULTOCRACY 09/14/2004 LITTLE GUANTÁNAMO 09/07/2004 SAD SACK VS. THE MADMAN 08/31/2004 156 TUESDAYS LATER 08/28/2004 LOSING OUR HEADS 08/24/2004 RAMBO WAS A CHUMP 08/17/2004 NYC TO GOP: DROP DEAD 08/10/2004 ELITIST SLAVERY 08/03/2004 AMERICA'S LAST WAR 07/27/2004 ANOTHER LIE. WILL MORE DIE? 07/20/2004 OUTSOURCING WAR CRIMES 07/13/2004 BOYCOTT THE MILITARY 07/06/2004 THE O'CONNOR FACTOR 06/29/2004 GOD BLESS THE LEFTIE LIMBAUGH 06/22/2004 FUZZING IT UP 06/15/2004 THE FAILED SEDUCTION OF JOHN McCAIN 06/08/2004 REAGAN'S SHAMEFUL LEGACY 06/01/2004 A SELFISH MEMORIAL DAY 05/25/2004 BUSH YOUTH? 05/18/2004 FIRE THE WAR PIMPS 05/11/2004 BEHOLD THE TORTURE APOLOGISTS 05/04/2004 AN ARMY OF SCUM 04/27/2004 DEMOCRATS FOR GUNS 04/20/2004 PRESIDENT KERRY 04/13/2004 BILL CLINTON CAUSED 9/11 04/06/2004 CUT AND RUN NOW 03/30/2004 WHERE WAS THE AIR FORCE? 03/23/2004 PIN THE TALE ON THE DONKEY 03/16/2004 SPANISH LIE 03/09/2004 FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE SHOCK JOCKS 03/02/2004 NEW BOSS, WORSE THAN THE OLD BOSS 02/24/2004 IN DEFENSE OF RADICALISM 02/17/2004 HOWIE, WE HARDLY KNEW YE 02/10/2004 KEN STARR, CALL YOUR OFFICE 02/03/2004 STUPIDITY IS ALL AROUND 01/27/2004 LET THEIR PEOPLE GO 01/20/2004 SUFFER THE FRENCH SCHOOLCHILDREN 01/13/2004 FINALLY, BUSH ADMITS IT: HE LIED 01/06/2004 PIPE DREAMS 12/30/2003 NO FUTURE 12/23/2003 WEASELS OF CRASS DECEPTION 12/16/2003 THE TRIAL OF SADDAM HUSSEIN 12/09/2003 CANCEL THE PRIMARIES 12/02/2003 A COLD DRAFT 11/25/2003 HOWARD DEAN FOR PRESIDENT 11/18/2003 AFGHAN ROAD TO RUIN 11/11/2003 WHY WE FIGHT 11/04/2003 THE ART OF THE FAIT ACCOMPLI 10/28/2003 DIM BULBS, BIG CITY 10/21/2003 THE KID IS ALRIGHT 10/14/2003 ANATOMY OF A LIE 10/07/2003 THE SAD TRIUMPH OF GOTCHA POLITICS 09/30/2003 AMERICA'S BEST MAIN COURSE: HUMBLE PIE 09/23/2003 WHY WE HATE BUSH 09/16/2003 ONE MAN'S ECOTERRORIST IS ANOTHER'S SMOKEY BEAR 09/09/2003 HOW BUSH CHEAPENED 9/11 09/02/2003 IRAQ: WHAT WENT WRONG 08/26/2003 TIME TO GET REAL IN IRAQ 08/19/2003 NO ETHICS? NO EXPERIENCE? NO PROBLEM! 08/12/2003 LOVE ME, I'M (NOT REALLY) A LIBERAL 08/05/2003 RALL'S RULE OF IDEOLOGICAL BALANCE 07/29/2003 BRING HOME THE TROOPS 07/22/2003 LIBERATION OF THE UNWILLING 07/15/2003 THE BEGINNING OF THE END? 07/01/2003 SODOMIZE THIS 06/24/2003 A CRACK IN BUSH'S FAÇADE 06/17/2003 BUSH'S WILLING EXECUTIONERS 06/10/2003 THEY IMPEACH MURDERERS, DON'T THEY? 06/03/2003 IF NEWSPAPERS WERE CARS, THEY'D BE YUGOS 05/27/2003 OPERATION IRAQI ERADICATION 05/20/2003 THE FICTIONAL WAR ON TERRORISM 05/13/2003 JUST STAY COOL 05/06/2003 IT'S THE FEROCITY, STUPID 04/29/2003 PRESIDENT GORE: A LOOK BACK 04/23/2003 BUSH COMES CLEAN: IT WAS ABOUT OIL 04/15/2003 HOW WE LOST THE IRAQ WAR 04/08/2003 WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FEW POOR MEN 04/01/2003 IGNORAMUSES ABROAD 03/25/2003 HOW TO SALVAGE THE IRAQ DEBACLE 03/18/2003 THE MORON MAJORITY 03/11/2003 DON'T SUPPORT OUR TROOPS 02/25/2003 BIG BABIES 02/18/2003 WHAT THEY DON'T TELL US 02/11/2003 STUDENT LOANS ARE FOR SUCKERS 02/04/2003 MASSACRE REBUTTAL 01/28/2003 BUSH'S AFGHAN MASSACRE 01/21/2003 HELL NO, LET'S GO 01/14/2003 GEORGE RYAN, AMERICAN HERO 01/07/2003 IRAQ: ANOTHER FAKE LIBERATION 12/31/2002 NIMRODS LEADING THE BLIND 12/24/2002 ANOTHER WAR, STILL NO PROOF 12/17/2002 THE LAME WHITE HOPE 12/10/2002 GEORGE W. BUSH, WARLORD 12/03/2002 GEORGE W. BUSH, LIBERAL 11/26/2002 TOTALLY IDIOTIC AMERICANS 11/19/2002 NEVER AGAIN 11/12/2002 REQUIEM FOR THE DEMOCRATS 11/05/2002 NORTHERN ALLIANCE 2.0 10/29/2002 THE (POSSIBLE) ASSASSINATION OF PAUL WELLSTONE 10/22/2002 NEW WAR, SAME AS THE LAST WAR 10/15/2002 HORROR SHOW 10/08/2002 RALL 10/8/02 10/02/2002 PERMANENT REVOLUTION 09/25/2002 WAR CRY 09/17/2002 DROP THE BOMB 09/11/2002 9-11 SCORECARD 09/03/2002 IF YOU HAVE DIGNITY, THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON 08/28/2002 WHERE'S OSAMA? 08/20/2002 GEORGE W. BUSH HATES AMERICA 08/13/2002 WORLD TRADE CENTER 2.0 08/06/2002 THE TRUTH ABOUT SEPTEMBER 11 07/30/2002 THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK AGAIN, REDUX, PART 2 07/23/2002 AMERICAN TALICHUMP 07/16/2002 IT'S THE ECONOMY AGAIN, GENERALISSIMO EL BUSHO 07/09/2002 HOW TO WIN THE WAR ON TERRORISM 07/02/2002 AMERICAN JIHAD: 06/25/2002 DEATH OF A PEACE SALESMAN: 06/18/2002 DEPARTMENT OF NATIONAL AESTHETICS: 06/11/2002 GEORGE W. KAFKA: 06/04/2002 ANARCHY.COM: 05/28/2002 MEET THE PRESS: 05/21/2002 LIARS, MORONS, OR BOTH? 05/14/2002 GEORGE W. BUSH, ATTEMPTED MURDERER 05/07/2002 PEOPLE WITHOUT POWER: 04/30/2002 GRUDGE MATCH: 04/24/2002 ENOUGH IS ENOUGH: 04/16/2002 THE UGLY AMERICAN REDUX 04/09/2002 FRIGHTFUL DECEPTION: 04/02/2002 SAY ANYTHING: 03/26/2002 STAN WATCH: 03/19/2002 FROM LITTLE BOY TO BIG BROTHER IN 180 DAYS: 03/12/2002 HOW MUCH IS ONE LIFE WORTH? 03/05/2002 NOTHING CHANGED AFTER 9-11: 02/26/2002 TOO MUCH, TOO LATE: 02/19/2002 BUSH'S VIETNAM: 02/12/2002 CASUALTIES OF WAR: 02/05/2002 EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED: 01/29/2002 DOWN BY LAW: 01/22/2002 LATEGATE: 01/15/2002 RALL 1/15/02 01/08/2002 I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE PAIN IS GONE: 01/01/2002 SNAPPY NEW JEER: 12/25/2001 THE WONDERFUL HORRIBLE LIFE OF JOHN WALKER: 12/19/2001 BUSH'S THEORY OF RETROACTIVITY: 12/11/2001 WHEN LIFE IS A SHORT-TERM LEASE: EVERYDAY LIFE IN AFGHANISTAN 12/04/2001 HERE'S TO THE MIDDLE AGES: AFGHANS KEEP IT SIMPLE 11/30/2001 RUNNING THE ODDS WHEN NOBODY CARES 11/28/2001 ALL THINGS FALL APART: FREEDOM COMES TO AFGHANISTAN 11/24/2001 THE SMART SET GETS ONE UP 11/13/2001 11/06/2001 10/30/2001 THE SLEAZY SKIES: 10/16/2001 10/12/2001 THE NEW GREAT GAME: 10/02/2001 GIVE THOUGHT A CHANCE: 09/26/2001 IF THIS IS PATRIOTISM, KEEP IT 09/20/2001 EIGHTEEN GUYS WHO SHOOK THE WORLD 09/13/2001 TEAR IT DOWN, AND THEY WILL DIE 09/06/2001 SELLING OUT IS EASY TO DO 08/29/2001 THE END OF APARTHEID, REDUX 08/23/2001 TALKING TO THE TALIBAN 08/17/2001 WANTED: CELEBRITY SYMBOLS 08/10/2001 SEND IN THE CLONES 08/02/2001 IT'S PAYBACK TIME 07/26/2001 BRING ON THE DIRT! 07/19/2001 I'M STILL BIG; IT'S MY COFFEE THAT GOT SMALL 07/11/2001 RUNNING ON EMPTY 07/05/2001 A SLOW-MOTION TRAIN WRECK 06/27/2001 COOL TO BE CANNED 06/14/2001 06/07/2001 THE DEATH OF DEMOCRACY 05/31/2001 THE FADE OF AQUARIUS 05/24/2001 WHO THINKS YOU'RE A MILLIONAIRE? 05/18/2001 0.15 SECONDS 05/10/2001 CALLING THE VAST RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY 05/03/2001 THE MYTHOLOGY OF VIETNAM 04/26/2001 AFTER THE AMERICAN CENTURY 04/19/2001 ONE MISSISSIPPI, TWO MISSISSIPPIS 04/12/2001 STATISTICAL REGRESSION 04/04/2001 IN DEFENSE OF RALPH NADER 03/29/2001 END SPECIAL PRIVILEGES FOR BLACKS! 03/22/2001 THIRD WORLD DIARY 03/14/2001 BUSH LEAGUE 03/07/2001 THEY'RE NOT WORTH IT 03/01/2001 AFTER BUSH 02/21/2001 TURNING BACK THE CLOCK 02/14/2001 LET THE GOOD TIMES TRICKLE 02/08/2001 LAND OF THE MILITANTLY MELLOW 02/01/2001 THE DAILY PLANET 01/25/2001 WHAT GOES UP SHOULD COME DOWN 01/18/2001 IMPEACH BUSH 01/10/2001 ALT.PRESIDENCY 01/04/2001 ZERO INTEREST 12/28/2000 A VAST RIGHT-WING DIVERSITY 12/20/2000 PRESIDE THIS! 12/13/2000 GIVE HATE A CHANCE 12/06/2000 DROP JEB 11/29/2000 NEW BOSS, SAME AS THE OLD BOSS 11/22/2000 FOUR MORE YEARS 11/15/2000 ONE SCAM, ONE VOTE 11/08/2000 THERE'S GOT TO BE A MORNING AFTER 11/02/2000 DON'T BE FOOLED AGAIN 10/25/2000 THEY JUST DON'T GET IT 10/18/2000 KNOCK THE VOTE 10/11/2000 WHAT DID YOU DURING THE SNORE, DADDY? 10/04/2000 THE CASE FOR NADER 09/28/2000 DESTROY THE PARTY TO SAVE IT 09/20/2000 THE INDIGNITY OF LABOR 09/14/2000 THE CHURAMANIAN DANDICATE 09/06/2000 GOD BLESS AMERICA 08/31/2000 THE SCANDAL IS THAT IT ISN'T A SCANDAL 08/23/2000 FROM RUSSIA, DEPORTED WITH LOVE 08/17/2000 THE AMERICAN WAY 08/10/2000 THE MAGNIFICENT 24: CAN ORDINARY AMERICANS SURVIVE THE BUS TO HELL? 08/02/2000 WARS START JUST LIKE THIS 07/27/2000 TALK IS CHEAP; TEXT IS FREE 07/19/2000 I'M OK, YOU OWN AN SUV 07/13/2000 CHARITY BEGINS WITH MORONS: 07/05/2000 THE DECADE THAT WAS, IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE 06/29/2000 SOLOMONIC SIMPLETONS 06/21/2000 DOPES AND FIBBERS 06/16/2000 THE RICH ARE REVOLTING 06/08/2000 NOTHING TO LOSE 05/31/2000 ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE 05/24/2000 WEIRD WORLD WANK 05/18/2000 HIZZONER, FINALLY 05/11/2000 NOT REALLY AT THE MOVIES 05/03/2000 WEIRD SCIENCE 04/27/2000 RATIONALIZATION NATION 04/21/2000 RECESSION REDUX 04/12/2000 THE DEATH OF TAXES 03/29/2000 THE SMOKING DUN 03/23/2000 STUPID FUTILITY VEHICLES 03/15/2000 A PANOPLY OF IDIOCY 03/09/2000 LET THE GOOD TIMES GO 03/02/2000 A NOT-SO-GREAT LEAP FORWARD 02/23/2000 IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY 02/16/2000 MAVERICK MANIA 02/10/2000 BRILL'S PORTENT 02/03/2000 CLEANING HOUSE 01/26/2000 I FAKED THE NEWS TODAY, OH BOY 01/20/2000 WHO DID YOU SCREW DURING THE BOOM, DADDY? 01/13/2000 THE WEATHER UP HERE 01/05/2000 COLUMNIST, 36, KILLED IN CAR WRECK 12/29/1999 GOODBYE TO ALL THAT 12/23/1999 JOY TO THE AMERICAN-FRIENDLY WORLD 12/22/1999 JOY TO THE AMERICAN-FRIENDLY WORLD 12/16/1999 NEW STUDY REVEALS: 12/09/1999 SEATTLE BLEW 12/01/1999 THE RICH GET TACKIER 11/24/1999 VENGEANCE IS OURS 11/17/1999 THE BOY FROM BERLIN 11/11/1999 WE DON'T FEEL YOUR PAIN 11/03/1999 HEARTBREAK HOTEL 10/28/1999 WHEN POLITICS GETS PERSONAL 10/21/1999 A SOCIETY OF RAPISTS 10/13/1999 NOBEL FOR DUMMIES 10/07/1999 ALL SHOOK UP 09/29/1999 THE RING OF TRUTH 09/22/1999 OUT FRONT 09/15/1999 CENTRAL ASIA AT THE BOILING POINT 09/08/1999 SOMEONE HERE IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER 09/01/1999 SAD VACATION 08/25/1999 SHE'S GOT A CRUSH ON YOU 08/18/1999 SCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER 08/12/1999 A TRUE TALE OF INTERNET TERROR 08/04/1999 THE TRITE LEADING THE BORED 07/28/1999 REVENGE OF THE REAGANAUTS 07/21/1999 ON CELEBRITY MORTALITY 07/15/1999 DEBITS IN THE STRAIGHT WORLD 07/07/1999 DE-NAZIFY THIS!

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