Ann Coulter Headline Archive
02/06/2013 THE REPUBLICANS' PRIMARY PROBLEM
01/30/2013 RUBIO'S AMNESTY: A PATH TO OBLIVION FOR THE GOP
01/23/2013 ENDING GUN VIOLENCE REQUIRES COMMITMENT, NOT ALL OF IT VOLUNTARY
01/16/2013 GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, THE MENTALLY ILL DO
01/09/2013 DOING THE RESEARCH THE NEW YORK TIMES WON'T DO
01/02/2013 BAD INVENTIONS
12/26/2012 KWANZAA: HOLIDAY BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FBI
12/19/2012 WE KNOW HOW TO STOP SCHOOL SHOOTINGS
12/12/2012 TAX RICH LIBERALS
12/05/2012 AMERICA NEARS EL TIPPING POINTO
11/28/2012
11/21/2012 ROMNEY WAS NOT THE PROBLEM
11/14/2012 DEMOGRAPHY IS DESTINY
11/07/2012 DON'T BLAME ROMNEY
11/01/2012 ROMNEY IS WHAT THE COUNTRY NEEDS NOW
10/31/2012 ROMNEY IS WHAT THE COUNTRY NEEDS NOW
10/24/2012 OBAMA: HALF-BLACK BUT ALL DEMOCRAT
10/17/2012 OBAMA AT HOFSTRA: RELATIVELY ALERT, ERGO BIG WINNER
10/10/2012 GOT RACISM?
10/03/2012 MSNBC'S MOTTO: 'LEAN RACIST'
09/26/2012 LIBERALS CAN'T BREAK 200-YEAR RACISM HABIT
09/19/2012 ELITIST, OUT-OF-TOUCH MEDIA COMPLAIN ROMNEY NOT A REGULAR GUY
09/12/2012 LIBYA COMMEMORATES 9/11
09/05/2012 MATTHEWS A FEW RACE CARDS SHORT OF A FULL DECK
08/29/2012
08/22/2012
08/15/2012 WHY LIBERALS BEHAVE THE WAY THEY DO
08/08/2012 LIBERALS' SECRET WEAPON: REPUBLICANS WHO DON'T READ
08/01/2012 OBAMA'S SIGNATURE MOVE: UNSEALING PRIVATE RECORDS
07/25/2012 OBSCURITY: NO CRUELER PUNISHMENT!
07/18/2012 DEMOCRATS' IDEAL VOTER: ILLEGAL ALIEN, SINGLE MOTHER, CONVICTED FELON
07/11/2012 FAST AND FURIOUS IS NOT A D.C. LAW FIRM
07/04/2012 ON JULY 4, REMEMBER: WE ARE NOT FRENCH
06/27/2012 THE BIGGEST SCANDAL IN U.S. HISTORY
06/20/2012 VULGARIANS ON THE LOOSE!
06/13/2012 OBAMA'S PUBLIC SECTOR FULL EMPLOYMENT PLAN
06/06/2012 THE RECALL HEARD AROUND THE WORLD
05/30/2012 GOP WHISTLING PAST THE END OF AMERICA
05/23/2012 FIGURES DON'T LIE: DEMOCRATS DO
05/16/2012 SACRIFICIAL SCAMS
05/09/2012 ELIZABETH WARREN DANCES WITH LIES
05/02/2012 DEPORT THE GOP ESTABLISHMENT
04/25/2012 ROMNEY DOING THE JOB REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT JUST WON'T DO
04/18/2012 NEGROES WITH GUNS
04/11/2012 FIGHTING THE LAST WAR
04/04/2012 VERRILLI NOT ADMINISTRATION'S WORST LAWYER, AFTER ALL
03/28/2012 'POST-RACIAL' LYNCH MOB
03/21/2012 SEND LIZZIE BORDEN TO WASHINGTON
03/14/2012 THE VAGINA DIATRIBES
03/07/2012 ROMNEY CAMPAIGN DRAGGED DOWN BY HUGE HAUL OF DELEGATES
02/29/2012 THE PROBLEM WITH SANTORUM
02/22/2012 WHAT'S THEIR PROBLEM WITH ROMNEY?
02/15/2012 COMMUNISM BY INSURANCE MANDATE
02/08/2012 PLUTOCRAT DEMS ATTACK ROMNEY AS 'RICHIE RICH'
02/01/2012 THREE CHEERS FOR ROMNEYCARE!
01/25/2012 RE-ELECT OBAMA: VOTE NEWT!
01/18/2012 STRONGEST CASE AGAINST ROMNEY A FEW SHEETS SHORT OF A REAM
01/15/2012
01/11/2012 WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY FIRING THESE PEOPLE?
01/04/2012 IOWA SHOWS REPUBLICANS DETERMINED TO BEAT OBAMA
12/28/2011 ONLY ONE CANDIDATE IS RIGHT ON TWO MOST IMPORTANT ISSUES
12/21/2011 NEWT HELPED FORMULATE CHRISTMAS
12/14/2011 NEWT: SPEAK BOMBASTICALLY AND CARRY A TINY STICK
12/07/2011 NEWT PRESENTS A FRESH NEW VIRTUAL FACE
11/30/2011 ONCE YOU GO CONSERVATIVE BLACK, YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK
11/23/2011 I'LL GLADLY PAY YOU TUESDAY FOR A TAX INCREASE TODAY
11/16/2011 IF NOT ROMNEY, WHO? IF NOT NOW, WHEN?
11/09/2011 DAVID AXELROD'S PATTERN OF SEXUAL MISBEHAVIOR
11/02/2011 WHY OUR BLACKS ARE BETTER THAN THEIR BLACKS
10/26/2011 IF I WERE A LIBERAL ...
10/19/2011 OCCUPY WALL STREET (HEARTS) WALL STREET
10/12/2011 WINGLESS, BLOODSUCKING AND PARASITIC: MEET THE FLEA PARTY!
10/05/2011 THIS IS WHAT A MOB LOOKS LIKE
09/28/2011 DOES RICK PERRY HAVE A PERFORMANCE PROBLEM?
09/21/2011 COP-KILLER IS MEDIA'S LATEST BABY SEAL
09/14/2011 SO A COMATOSE GUY WALKS INTO A BAR ...
09/07/2011 AMANDA KNOX: THE NEW MUMIA!
08/31/2011 LIBERALS' VIEW OF DARWIN UNABLE TO EVOLVE
08/24/2011 THE FLASH MOB METHOD OF SCIENTIFIC INQUIRY
08/17/2011 LIBERALS AREN'T FUNNY, THEY'RE A RIOT!
08/10/2011 THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE BRITISH WELFARE SYSTEM
08/03/2011 MEDIA: HALLIBURTON PAID DICK CHENEY TO COMMIT RAPE IN IRAN
07/27/2011 NEW YORK TIMES READER KILLS DOZENS IN NORWAY
07/20/2011 MEDIA MOGUL CHARGED WITH FIRST-DEGREE MURDOCH
07/13/2011
07/06/2011 CASEY ANTHONY: SINGLE MOM OF THE YEAR!
06/29/2011 GLENN BECK VS. THE MOB
06/22/2011 N.Y. TIMES: FRAUGHT NEXUS OF LIES, STUPIDITY AND BIGOTRY
06/15/2011 GET RID OF GOVERNMENT -- BUT FIRST MAKE ME PRESIDENT!
06/08/2011 OBAMA: HOPE, CHANGE, AND THE OCCASIONAL SEX DREAM
06/01/2011 WEINER'S PENIS PHOTO DISPUTE TO BE SETTLED IN SMALL CLAIMS COURT
05/25/2011 WHY LARRY KING WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT
05/18/2011 TO LIBERALS, EVERY WOMAN LOOKS LIKE A HOTEL MAID
05/11/2011 MORE GUTSY CALLS FROM OBAMA!
05/04/2011 NEXT TIME, USE FEDEX
04/27/2011 OBAMA'S BUDGET: MORE WASTE, FRAUD AND SELF-ABUSE
04/20/2011 REAGAN DEMOCRATS: 'TEA BAGGERS' OR MSNBC VIEWERS?
04/13/2011 ON THIS ABORTED FETUS, THE DEMOCRATS PLANT THEIR FLAG
04/06/2011 THANKS FOR RAISING MY TAXES -- WHAT ELSE CAN I DO FOR YOU?
03/30/2011 OBAMA CRIED, KIDS DIED
03/23/2011 LIBERALS: THEY BLINDED US WITH SCIENCE
03/16/2011 A GLOWING REPORT ON RADIATION
03/09/2011 SIX-FIGURE BUS DRIVERS AND OTHER WORKING-CLASS HEROES
03/02/2011 UNCIVIL UNIONS
02/23/2011 LOOK FOR THE UNION FABLE
02/16/2011 DEMOCRATS: EMBOLDENING AMERICA'S ENEMIES AND TERRIFYING HER ALLIES SINCE 1976
02/09/2011 DEAR MAINSTREAM MEDIA REPORTER WHO WASTED MY TIME
02/02/2011 WHAT LIBERALS DON'T KNOW ABOUT GUNS, CHAPTER 217
01/26/2011 HOPE, CHANGE AND 'INVEST'
01/19/2011 MUD LIBEL
01/12/2011 LIBERALS SEEK BAN ON METAPHORS IN WAKE OF ARIZONA SHOOTING
01/05/2011 INVESTIGATE THIS!
12/29/2010 LIBERALS GIVE 'TIL IT HURTS (YOU)
12/22/2010 SCROOGE WAS A LIBERAL
12/15/2010 LIKE A CONDOM, THE FIRST AMENDMENT CAN'T ALWAYS PROTECT YOU
12/08/2010 DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL, DON'T CALL OUR TROOPS HOMOPHOBES
12/01/2010 BRADLEY MANNING: POSTER BOY FOR 'DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL'
11/24/2010 STRANGE MEN GROPE NANCY PELOSI, OR THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON
11/17/2010 NAPOLITANO: THE BALL'S IN MY COURT NOW
11/10/2010 REPEAL THE 26TH AMENDMENT!
11/03/2010 WE'RE ALL BIGOTS NOW!
10/27/2010 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO BE A DEMOCRAT, BUT IT HELPS
10/20/2010 CHRIS COONS LIED, GRANNY DIED
10/13/2010 HIS NAME IS 'DICK'
10/06/2010 NOT YOUR AVERAGE JOE
09/29/2010 PATTY MURRAY: THE STUPIDEST PERSON IN AMERICA
09/22/2010 HOW MANY TIMES DID GOLDWATER RUN FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN?
09/15/2010 LIKE, IS SARAH PALIN TOTALLY CONCEITED?
09/08/2010 BONFIRE OF THE INSANITIES
09/01/2010 OBAMA IS NOT A MUSLIM
08/25/2010 MSNBC SWEARS TO ALLAH THAT OBAMA'S NOT A MUSLIM
08/18/2010 LOOK WHO'S 'NATIVIST' NOW!
08/11/2010 LET'S PLAY 'SPOT THE DEMOCRAT'!
08/04/2010 JUSTICE BRENNAN'S FOOTNOTE GAVE US ANCHOR BABIES
07/28/2010 WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS KEITH OLBERMANN?
07/21/2010 OBAMA'S POLL NUMBERS DOWN, IMAGINARY RACISM UP
07/14/2010 NEW BLACK PANTHERS, YOU'RE FREE TO GO -- NOT SO FAST, ARIZONA
07/07/2010 BILL KRISTOL MUST RESIGN
06/30/2010
06/23/2010 WHAT A SACK OF SACROSANCT
06/16/2010 ALVIN GREENE: THE MOST QUALIFIED DEMOCRAT I'VE EVER SEEN
06/09/2010 SARAH PALIN: PLEASE ENDORSE ROB SIMMONS
06/02/2010 DID YOU PLUG THE HOLE WITH A BLUE DRESS YET, DADDY?
05/26/2010 MODERN CIVIL RIGHTS: COCKFIGHTING AND SAME-SEX PROMS
05/19/2010 REPUBLICANS ON TRACK TO SNATCH DEFEAT FROM JAWS OF VICTORY
05/12/2010 BLAME THE SUPREME COURT FOR THE NEXT TERRORIST ATTACK
05/05/2010 OBAMA NATIONAL SECURITY POLICY: HOPE THEIR BOMBS DON'T WORK
04/28/2010 WASHINGTON TAKES BREAK FROM PORN SURFING TO BAIL OUT WALL STREET
04/21/2010 WOULDN'T A MINI SERIES ON ATTILA THE HUN EXPLAIN NANCY PELOSI?
04/14/2010 STEVENS: 'I NEVER LEFT SANITY. SANITY LEFT ME'
04/07/2010 GOD HATES JUDGES
03/31/2010 PRESCRIPTIONS FOR DISASTER NOW COVERED UNDER OBAMACARE
03/24/2010 OH, CANADA!
03/10/2010 WHAT'S ARABIC FOR 'YOU'RE NO ATTICUS FINCH'?
03/03/2010 SUBPRIME MORTGAGE CRISIS HITS WHOREHOUSES
02/24/2010 WHAT PART OF 'PARTY OF NO' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
02/17/2010 AHMADINEJAD: 'YEP, I'M NUCLEAR!'
02/10/2010 OBAMA'S OWNED -- YOU CAN BANK ON IT
02/03/2010 MATTHEWS AND OLBERMANN NOW OPENLY FIGHTING OVER OBAMA
01/27/2010 CAN'T WE AT LEAST GET A TOASTER?
01/20/2010 THAT OLD OBAMA MAGIC IS BACK
01/13/2010 HARRY REID'S NEGRO PROBLEM
01/06/2010 IF YOU CAN FIND A BETTER DEAL, TAKE IT!
12/30/2009 IVANA TRUMP ESCORTED OFF PLANE: NAPOLITANO DECLARES 'THE SYSTEM WORKED'
12/23/2009 IN OTHER WORDS ...
12/16/2009 LESS CARE FOR MORE MONEY: WHAT'S THE CATCH?
12/09/2009 MARTHA COAKLEY: TOO IMMORAL FOR TEDDY KENNEDY'S SEAT
12/02/2009 DO SMOKING GUNS CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING, TOO?
11/25/2009 MSNBC EXCLUSIVE: FORT HOOD NEVER HAPPENED!
11/18/2009 AT THE END OF THE DAY, DIVERSITY HAS JUMPED THE SHARK, HORRIFICALLY
11/11/2009 MUSLIM SUFFERS BRUISED EGO IN FORT HOOD TRAGEDY
11/04/2009 ELECTION 2009: CHANGE I CAN BELIEVE IN!
10/28/2009 I'LL PASS ON 'OPTING OUT'
10/21/2009 THE GRATING COMMUNICATOR
10/14/2009 NATURAL-BORN LOSERS
10/07/2009 WOULD YOU OR YOUR COMPANY LIKE TO SPONSOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF 'LIBERAL LIES ABOUT NATIONAL HEALTH CARE'? SEE MY WEB SITE FOR DETAILS! PART 7
09/30/2009 A STATISTICAL REGRESSION ANALYSIS OF MARITIME UNEMPLOYMENT RATES, 1946-1948. JUST KIDDING -- MORE LIBERAL LIES ABOUT NATIONAL HEALTH CARE!
09/23/2009 LIBERAL LIES ABOUT NATIONAL HEALTH CARE, PART 5
09/16/2009 LIBERAL LIES ABOUT NATIONAL HEALTH CARE: BONUS JOE WILSON EDITION!
09/09/2009 LIBERAL LIES ABOUT NATIONAL HEALTH CARE: FOURTH IN A SERIES
09/02/2009 LIBERAL LIES ABOUT NATIONAL HEALTH CARE: THIRD IN A SERIES (COMMEMORATIVE PLATES ON SALE NOW!)
08/26/2009 LIBERAL LIES ABOUT NATIONAL HEALTH CARE: SECOND IN A SERIES (COLLECT ALL 10!)
08/19/2009 LIBERAL LIES ABOUT NATIONAL HEALTH CARE: FIRST IN A SERIES
08/12/2009 KATHLEEN PARKER: THE BARRY LYNN OF THE SOUTH
08/05/2009 OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE SPOTTED IN BOGUS MOON LANDING FOOTAGE
07/29/2009
07/22/2009 TAKE TWO ASPIRIN AND CALL ME WHEN YOUR CANCER IS STAGE 4
07/15/2009 DEMS TO GOP NOMINEE: WILL THE DEFENDANT PLEASE RISE?
07/08/2009 FORGETTING SARAH PALIN
07/01/2009 SO MUCH FOR WISE LATINAS
06/24/2009 OBAMA TO IRAN: LET THEM EAT ICE CREAM
06/17/2009 NYT: DUKE LACROSSE PLAYERS KILLED MEREDITH KERCHER
06/10/2009 WELCOME BACK, CARTER
06/03/2009 49 MILLION TO FIVE
05/27/2009 I FEEL YOUR PAIN. NOT THEIRS. YOURS.
05/20/2009 NOTRE DAME HOLDS FIRST ALAN KEYES FUNDRAISER
05/13/2009 LIBERAL TALIBAN ISSUES FATWA AGAINST MISS CALIFORNIA
05/06/2009 WATCHING MSNBC IS TORTURE
04/29/2009 MUSLIMS: 'WE DO THAT ON FIRST DATES'
04/22/2009 NELL HUSBANDS MARTIN COULTER
04/15/2009 OBAMA'S RECIPE FOR CHANGE NOT MY CUP OF TEA
04/08/2009 LET'S ALL SURRENDER OUR WEAPONS -- YOU FIRST!
04/01/2009 WHY IS RICK WAGONER FIRED AND NANCY PELOSI STILL WORKING?
03/25/2009 GORDON GEKKO IS A DEMOCRAT
03/18/2009 SILVER'S BRAVERY NOT AN ACT
03/11/2009 ARE 'HOPE' AND 'CHANGE' STILL TAX-DEDUCTIBLE?
03/04/2009 OLBERMANN'S PLASTIC IVY
02/25/2009 THE CAL RIPKEN PRESIDENT
02/18/2009 WHY WE DON'T CELEBRATE 'HISTORIANS DAY'
02/11/2009 GOODBYE, AMERICA! IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED
02/04/2009 SECONDHAND CHILDREN
01/28/2009 LIBERAL VICTIMHOOD: A GAME YOU CAN PLAY AT HOME
01/21/2009 MORE BOOS THAN BALLS
01/14/2009 MURDER SPREE BY PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS
01/07/2009 THIS IS THE DOWNER WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!
12/31/2008 TEACHING DEMOCRATS NEW TRICKS
12/24/2008 MY TRIUMPH OVER KWANZAA!
12/17/2008 ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS 20 EXTRA VOTES FOR FRANKEN
12/10/2008 MINNESOTA BALLOTS: LAND OF 10,000 FAKES
12/03/2008 THE CLEANEST STATE MEETS THE PUSHIEST PERSON
11/26/2008 TERRORISTS' RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME
11/19/2008 GENIUS, THY NAME IS OBAMA
11/12/2008 GOP VOTE DECLINES LESS THAN NYT PROFIT
11/05/2008 THE REIGN OF LAME FALLS MAINLY ON MCCAIN
10/29/2008 RED HOAX BLUE HOAX
10/22/2008 AYERS: RADICAL LOON WHEN OBAMA WAS ONLY 47
10/15/2008 EIGHTY-FOUR PERCENT SAY THEY'D NEVER LIE TO A POLLSTER
10/08/2008 PULL THE HAIR PLUG ON THIS GUY
10/01/2008 BIDEN SECRET SERVICE CODE NAME: 'ASSASSINATION INSURANCE'
09/24/2008 THEY GAVE YOUR MORTGAGE TO A LESS QUALIFIED MINORITY
09/17/2008 OBAMA: LUCIFER IS MY HOMEBOY
09/10/2008 BUSH 7, TERRORISTS 0
09/03/2008 THE BEST MAN TURNED OUT TO BE A WOMAN
08/27/2008 JOE BIDEN: HAIR WE CAN BELIEVE IN
08/20/2008 CONSTITUTIONAL SCHOLAR OBAMA QUESTIONS LEGALITY OF SLAVERY BAN
08/13/2008 EVEN BY TRIAL LAWYER STANDARDS, EDWARDS A REAL SLEAZEBAG
08/06/2008 ONLY HIS HAIR DRESSER KNOWS FOR SURE!
07/30/2008 A BABY DADDY FOR BOTH AMERICAS
07/23/2008 BUT WILL THEY RESPECT HIM IN THE MORNING?
07/16/2008 THIS IS NOT A DRILL
07/09/2008 THE NEW YORK TIMES VS. HELMS, PART 529,876
07/02/2008 MCCAIN: PUMP THIS!
06/25/2008 YOU CAN'T FUEL ALL OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME
06/18/2008 JUSTICE KENNEDY: AMERICAN IDLE
06/11/2008 BUSH'S AMERICA: 100 PERCENT AL-QAIDA FREE SINCE 2001
06/04/2008 OBAMA WAS SELECTED, NOT ELECTED
05/28/2008 YOU CAN'T APPEASE EVERYBODY
05/21/2008 IF WE COULD TALK TO THE ANIMALS
05/14/2008 DEMOCRATS' HYBRID PICKUP TRUCKS
05/07/2008 ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO
04/30/2008 OBAMA CAMPAIGN GIVES UP ON FINDING 'MR. WRIGHT'
04/23/2008 YOU DON'T NEED A WEATHERMAN TO KNOW WHICH CANDIDATE BLOWS
04/16/2008 OBAMA WOOS GUN-TOTING GOD NUTS
04/09/2008 DREAMS FROM MY FATHER, LAME EXCUSES FROM MY GRANDFATHER
04/02/2008 OBAMA'S DIMESTORE 'MEIN KAMPF'
03/26/2008 HILLARY: SWIFTBOATED!
03/19/2008 THROW GRANDMA UNDER THE BUS
03/12/2008 WHOREABLE BEHAVIOR
03/05/2008 HILLARY: STAND BY SOME OTHER MAN
02/27/2008 WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY: R.I.P., ENFANT TERRIBLE
02/20/2008 HOW TO KEEP REAGAN OUT OF OFFICE
02/13/2008 THERE'S A DEMOCRAT BEHIND DOOR NO. 1, 2 AND 3
02/06/2008 FROM GOLDWATER GIRL TO HILLARY GIRL
01/30/2008
01/23/2008 'STRAIGHT TALK' EXPRESS TAKES SCENIC ROUTE TO TRUTH
01/16/2008 THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
01/09/2008 JOHN VINCENT COULTER
01/02/2008 KWANZAA: HOLIDAY FROM THE FBI
12/26/2007 LIBERALS SING 'HUCKELUJAH'
12/19/2007 THERE'S A HUCKABEE BORN EVERY MINUTE
12/12/2007 JOE MCCARTHY INVENTED THE INTERNET
12/05/2007 THEY'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
11/28/2007 NYT: AN UNDOCUMENTED NEWSPAPER
11/21/2007 NYT: SUICIDE MANUAL FOR DEMS
11/14/2007 MUSHARRAF: THE TOLSTOY OF THE ZULUS
11/07/2007 MCCARTHYISM: THE ROSETTA STONE OF LIBERAL LIES
10/31/2007 HOW LONG BEFORE THE A.D.L. KICKS OUT ALL ITS JEWS?
10/24/2007 HAVE YOU HUGGED AN ISLAMO-FASCIST TODAY?
10/17/2007 ANOTHER LIBERAL NOOSE-ANCE
10/10/2007 FRED SAWYER AND HUCKABEE FINN
10/03/2007 PRETEND TO BE ALL THAT YOU CAN BE
09/19/2007 IS THERE A TRIAL LAWYER IN THE HOUSE?
09/12/2007 FROM THE HALLS OF MALIBU TO THE SHORES OF KENNEDY
09/05/2007 CRUISING WHILE REPUBLICAN
08/29/2007 RENO 911
08/22/2007 1 DOWN, 11,999,999 TO GO
08/15/2007 IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, LIE, LIE AGAIN
08/08/2007 ABSOLUTELY FABULIST
08/01/2007 DID I MISS THE 'HIP' PART?
07/25/2007 OBAMA HAILS A UNICORN
07/18/2007 THE 'BUMPER STICKER' THAT BLOWS UP
07/11/2007 NAPPY-HEADED HOAX
07/04/2007 STUDIES SHOW: FELONS SMARTER THAN LIBERALS
06/28/2007 THAT WAS NO LADY -- THAT WAS MY HUSBAND
06/20/2007 DUKE AND MARMADUKE
06/13/2007 'NO DRUG SMUGGLER LEFT BEHIND!'
06/06/2007 BUSH'S AMERICA: ROACH MOTEL
05/30/2007 A GREEN CARD IN EVERY POT
05/23/2007 IMPORTING A SLAVE CLASS
05/16/2007 JERRY FALWELL -- SAY HELLO TO RONALD REAGAN!
05/09/2007 C'EST SI BON
05/02/2007 NO WONDER THEY'RE AFRAID OF BRIT HUME
04/25/2007
04/18/2007 LET'S MAKE AMERICA A 'SAD-FREE ZONE'!
04/11/2007 HO HO HO, MERRY IMUS!
04/04/2007 IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T APPEASE -- CRY, CRY AGAIN
03/28/2007 'SORRY' DOESN'T SEEM TO BE THE HARDEST WORD
03/21/2007 THE COMING ASS AGE
03/14/2007 IN WASHINGTON, IT'S ALWAYS THE YEAR OF THE RAT
03/07/2007 SHOOTING ELEPHANTS IN A BARREL
02/28/2007 LET THEM EAT TOFU!
02/21/2007 JOHN MURTHA: CAVING IN TO ARABS SINCE 1980
02/14/2007 JONATHAN LIVINGSTON OBAMA
02/07/2007 YELLOWCAKE AND YELLOW JOURNALISM
01/31/2007 FREE THE FITZGERALD ONE!
01/24/2007 I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME BORE
01/17/2007 THE STRIPPER HAS NO CLOTHES
01/10/2007 STRIPPER LIED ... WHITE BOYS FRIED
01/03/2007 THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY: A VAST SLEEPER CELL
12/27/2006 KWANZAA: HOLIDAY FROM THE FBI
12/20/2006 FRANK RICH DECLARES IRAQ 'BOX OFFICE POISON!'
12/13/2006 SURRENDER BY ANY OTHER NAME ...
12/06/2006 INCOMING CONGRESS PREPARES TO LAUNCH 'OPERATION SURRENDER'
11/29/2006 COULTER GETS RESULTS
11/22/2006 WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE YOUR FLIGHT MORE UNCOMFORTABLE?
11/15/2006 DESPERATE CONGRESSWOMEN OF HYSTERIA LANE
11/08/2006 HISTORIC VICTORY FOR DIEBOLD!
11/01/2006 JIHAD IS FUN! VOTE DEMOCRAT!
10/25/2006 DEMS' FAVORITE HALLOWEEN COSTUME: PATRIOT
10/18/2006 O.J. TRIALS FOR TERRORISTS
10/11/2006 CLINTON'S NEW GLOW JOB
10/04/2006 WHO KNEW CONGRESSMAN FOLEY WAS A CLOSETED DEMOCRAT?
09/27/2006 I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT NOMAD, OSAMA BIN LADEN
09/20/2006 ARE VIDEOTAPED BEHEADINGS COVERED BY GENEVA?
09/13/2006 IF ONLY BIN LADEN HAD A STAINED BLUE DRESS ...
09/06/2006 JOE WILSON: THE END OF AN ERROR
08/30/2006 THEY SHOT THE WRONG LINCOLN
08/23/2006 WHAT PART OF THE WAR ON TERRORISM DO THEY SUPPORT?
08/16/2006 TERRORISTS WIN: DEODORANT BANNED FROM AIRPLANES
08/09/2006 BIG FOOT, SCOOP JACKSON DEMOCRATS AND OTHER MYTHS
08/02/2006 WHAT I DID ON MY SUMMER VACATION
07/26/2006 MORE OF JOHN KERRY'S RETROACTIVE CAMPAIGN PROMISES
07/19/2006 LIBERALS: BORN TO RUN
07/12/2006 N.Y. TIMES: BETTER DEAD THAN READ
07/05/2006 TOP SECRET INTERVIEW EXPOSED!
06/28/2006 12 DOWN: TOP SECRET WAR PLANS, 36 ACROSS: TREASON
06/21/2006 'GODLESS' CAUSES LIBERALS TO PRAY ... FOR A BOOK BURNING
06/14/2006 PARTY OF RAPIST PROUD TO BE GODLESS
06/07/2006 HEY YOU, BROWSING 'GODLESS' -- BUY THE BOOK OR GET OUT!
05/31/2006 SE PUEDE GET TWO YEARS TAX-FREE!
05/24/2006 APPLE-POLISHER SHOWS P.O.W. REAL COURAGE
05/17/2006 READ MY LIPS: NO NEW AMNESTY
05/10/2006 CONSERVATIVES NEED 12-STEP PROGRAM TO MANHOOD
05/03/2006 TUITION SOARS DUE TO KNOWLEDGE SHORTFALL
04/26/2006 IT'S HARD OUT HERE FOR A PUMP
04/19/2006 LIE DOWN WITH STRIPPERS, WAKE UP WITH PLEAS
04/12/2006 BROWN IS THE NEW BLACK
04/05/2006 LIBERAL WAR ON TERRORISM HEATS UP: DELAY FINALLY CAPTURED
03/29/2006 N.Y. TIMES, BROKEN CLOCK: BOTH OCCASIONALLY CORRECT
03/22/2006 POLL: MOST AMERICANS LOVE COULTER COLUMNS!
03/15/2006 REVENGE OF THE QUEERS
03/08/2006 IT'S HARD OUT HERE FOR A WIMP
03/01/2006 SPEAKING TRUTH TO DEAD HORSES: MY OSCAR PREDICTIONS
02/22/2006 SO, THREE MUSLIMS WALK INTO A PORT
02/15/2006 MUSLIM BITES DOG
02/08/2006 CALVIN AND HOBBES -- AND MUHAMMAD
02/01/2006 ALITO ... BOO!
01/25/2006 ABORTION STOPS A BLEEDING HEART
01/18/2006 'CHOCOLATE CITY' SPRINKLED WITH NUTS
01/11/2006 FORK REPLACES DONKEY AS DEMOCRATIC PARTY SYMBOL
01/04/2006 WHY WE DON'T TRUST YOU WITH NATIONAL SECURITY
12/28/2005 KWANZAA: A HOLIDAY FROM THE FBI
12/21/2005 LIVE AND LET SPY
12/14/2005 WHY CAN'T I GET ARRESTED?
12/07/2005 DELAY HAMMERS EARLE OF AUSTIN
11/30/2005 WE LIKE YOU! WE REALLY, REALLY LIKE YOU!
11/23/2005 NEW IDEA FOR ABORTION PARTY: AID THE ENEMY
11/16/2005 ARE YOU NOW OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A SECOND-RATE FILMMAKER?
11/09/2005 DANNY OCEAN DEFENDS THE RATHER NETWORK
11/02/2005 ALITO NOMINATED; DEMOCRATS HIDE FROM BASE
10/27/2005 IT'S MORNING IN AMERICA!
10/26/2005 'SCRATCH-OFF' MIERS
10/19/2005 WHO WAS THE SECOND CHOICE?
10/12/2005 DOES THIS LAW DEGREE MAKE MY RESUME LOOK FAT?
10/05/2005 THIS IS WHAT 'ADVICE AND CONSENT' MEANS
09/28/2005 BOB SHRUM WITH A GOOD CAUSE
09/21/2005 WHAT WOULD REAGAN DO?
09/14/2005 ACTUALLY, 'JUDICIAL ACTIVISM' MEANS 'E=mc2'
09/07/2005 THE PERFECT ALIBI ... I'LL DRINK TO THAT! (PART II)
08/31/2005 TED KENNEDY'S PRIVATE PARTS: PART I
08/24/2005 CONSERVATIVES CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING AND LIBERAL PRESS
08/17/2005 CINDY SHEEHAN: COMMANDER IN GRIEF
08/10/2005 IT'S 'LET'S ROLL,' NOT 'LET'S ROLL OVER'
08/03/2005 READ MY LIPS: NO NEW LIBERALS
07/27/2005 FOOL ME EIGHT TIMES, SHAME ON ME
07/20/2005 SOUTER IN ROBERTS' CLOTHING
07/13/2005 MISSION IMPLAUSIBLE
07/06/2005 REAGAN'S BIGGEST MISTAKE FINALLY RETIRES
06/29/2005 THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT RELIGION
06/22/2005 GUANTANAMO LOSES FIVE-STAR RATING
06/15/2005 LOSING THEIR HEADS OVER GITMO
06/08/2005 WOODWARD DOES WASHINGTON
06/01/2005 SEVEN 'EXTRAORDINARY' IDIOTS
05/25/2005 WHAT LEFT-WING P.B.S. BIAS?
05/18/2005 'NEWSWEEK DISSEMBLED, MUSLIMS DISMEMBERED!'
05/11/2005 EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE MILLENNIA?
05/04/2005 THE DEVIL IS OUT OF DETAILS
04/27/2005 DRAG LIBERALS INTO THE LIGHT
04/20/2005 PIES, LIES & VIDEOTAPE
04/13/2005 IT'S ONLY FUNNY UNTIL SOMEONE LOSES A PIE
04/06/2005 THE PURPOSE-DRIVEN LEFT
03/23/2005 STARVED FOR JUSTICE
03/16/2005 FREEZE! I JUST HAD MY NAILS DONE!
03/09/2005 COME BACK, LIBERALS!
03/02/2005 CALLING THE KETTLE GAY
02/23/2005 REPUBLICANS, BLOGGERS AND GAYS, OH MY!
02/16/2005 NOT CRAZY HORSE, JUST CRAZY
02/09/2005 THE LITTLE INJUN THAT COULD
02/02/2005 IRAQ THE VOTE
01/26/2005 WHERE'S THAT RELIGIOUS FANATIC WE ELECTED?
01/19/2005 IT'S OUR PARTY, YOU CAN CRY IF YOU WANT TO
01/12/2005 LIAR, LIAR, NOW YOU'RE FIRED
01/05/2005 LIBERALS LOVE AMERICA LIKE O.J. LOVED NICOLE
12/29/2004 2004: HIGHLIGHTS AND LOWLIFES
12/22/2004 HAPPY GIVING TREE FESTIVAL TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
12/15/2004 WE'RE THE 'LOSE-LOSE' PEOPLE!
12/08/2004 THE NEW AND IMPROVED RACISM
12/01/2004 IT'S DR. RICE, NOT DR. DRE
11/24/2004 'IT'S WABBIT SEASON!'
11/17/2004 THE LOSS THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!
11/10/2004 OLBERMANN CAN 'COUNTDOWN,' BUT CAN HE COUNT UP?
11/03/2004 ONE LAST FLIP-FLOP
10/27/2004 FORTY EXCUSES AND A MULE
10/20/2004 INMATES 'HAVE A PLAN' TO RUN THE ASYLUM
10/13/2004 FALL FASHION PREVIEW: COWBOY BOOTS IN, FLIP-FLOPS OUT
10/06/2004 HEART PATIENT OUTRUNS AMBULANCE CHASER
09/29/2004 PARLEZ-VOUS POLITICAL FREE FALL?
09/22/2004 DAN RATHER: FAIRLY UNBALANCED
09/15/2004 C-BS
09/08/2004 THE MORE JOHN KERRY CHANGES, THE MORE HE STAYS THE SAME
09/01/2004 THE UNSUBSTANTIATED HEROISM OF HANOI JOHN
08/25/2004 ADMITTED WAR CRIMINAL CRIES FOUL
08/18/2004 BALLAD OF THE FRENCH BERETS
08/11/2004 BROTHERS BAND TOGETHER AGAINST KERRY
08/04/2004 I'LL HAVE THE SANDY BERGER AND A SIDE OF LIES
07/28/2004 DEMS' NEW SLOGAN: NO TEACHER LEFT BEHIND
07/21/2004 NEVER TRUST A LIBERAL OVER 3
07/14/2004 WILSON LIED, KIDS DIED!
07/07/2004 IN DESPERATE MOVE, KERRY ADOPTS PUPPY
06/30/2004 SADDAM IN CUSTODY -- MOORE, SOROS, DEAN STILL AT LARGE
06/23/2004 MOBY'S DICK
06/16/2004 LET'S REWRITE ONE FOR THE GIPPER!
06/09/2004 SO NOW THEY THINK HE WAS CHARMING
06/02/2004 THIS IS HISTORY CALLING -- QUICK, GET ME REWRITE!
05/26/2004 TIT FOR TET
05/19/2004 THE OTHER LAME 'TIMES'
05/12/2004 CRAZY-LIKE-A-FOX NEWS VIEWERS
05/05/2004 EVEN WITH HINDSIGHT LIBERALS CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT
04/28/2004 ARAB HIJACKERS NOW ELIGIBLE FOR PRE-BOARDING
04/21/2004 DONKEY TRAPPED IN ELEPHANT'S BODY
04/14/2004 THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING UNITED, MR. BIN LADEN
04/07/2004 DELIVER US FROM DEMOCRATS
03/31/2004 HOW 9-11 HAPPENED
03/24/2004 CHAIR-WARMER ON THE HOT SEAT
03/17/2004 THE REIGN IN SPAIN FALLS MAINLY ON THE LAME
03/10/2004 W.W.J.K.: WHO WOULD JESUS KILL?
03/03/2004 THE PASSION OF THE LIBERAL
02/25/2004 AFL-CIO MOTTO: KICK ME AGAIN!
02/18/2004 FILE UNDER: 'OMISSION ACCOMPLISHED'
02/11/2004 CLELAND DROPS A POLITICAL GRENADE
02/04/2004 BOOBS IN THE NEWS
01/28/2004 JUST A GIGOLO
01/21/2004 'WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR QUEER PARTY-FRIENDS?'
01/14/2004 THE DEMOCRATS' IDEA OF A GENERAL
01/07/2004 THE JESUS THING
12/31/2003 PLACE YOUR RIGHT HAND ON THE QURAN AND REPEAT AFTER ME
12/24/2003 WHEN BLUE STATES ATTACK
12/17/2003 IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS IN DECEMBER!
12/10/2003 VEGAN COMPUTER GEEKS FOR DEAN
12/03/2003 SUPREME COURT OPINIONS NOT PRIVATE ENOUGH
11/26/2003 MASSACHUSETTS SUPREME COURT ABOLISHES CAPITALISM
11/19/2003 THE PARTY OF IDEAS
11/12/2003 REMOVE DENNIS KUCINICH'S FEEDING TUBE!
11/05/2003 'THE PLAN'
10/22/2003 BUSH OFFICIAL CAUGHT IN CHURCH DRAGNET
10/15/2003 WITH HALF HIS BRAIN TIED BEHIND HIS BACK
10/08/2003 I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT: THERE IS NO LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS
10/01/2003 GENERAL DEMOCRAT
09/24/2003 IT'S THE WINTER SOLSTICE, CHARLIE BROWN!
09/17/2003 HERE'S A TRAITOR!
09/10/2003 HOW TO LOSE A WAR
09/03/2003 NO QUAGMIRE HERE!
08/27/2003 LIBERAL ARGUMENTS: STILL A QUAGMIRE
08/20/2003 IT DEPENDS WHAT THE MEANING OF THE WORD 'DEFICIT' IS
08/13/2003 THE DEMOCRATS' LABORATORY: THE HOST ORGANISM DIES
08/06/2003 WHEN GOOD HISTORIANS GO BAD
07/30/2003 CLOSURE ON NUANCE
07/23/2003 POTS AND KETTLES
07/16/2003 TAKING LIBERTIES
07/09/2003 WE'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE BEING CENSORED
07/02/2003 LIBERAL ALTERNATIVE PATRIOTISM
06/25/2003 I DARE CALL IT TREASON
06/18/2003 YOU DON'T SAY
06/11/2003 TRUE GRIT
06/04/2003 WE DON'T CARE
05/28/2003 GLOBAL WARMING: THE FRENCH CONNECTION
05/21/2003 THE WEATHER'S GREAT, WISH I WERE HERE
05/14/2003 THE OLD GRAY LIAR
05/07/2003 AMERICAN WOMEN TO KERRY: WE DON'T THINK YOU'RE SO HOT
04/30/2003 LIBERALS MEET UNEXPECTED RESISTANCE
04/23/2003 WILL THE 'TRUE' IMPERIALIST RELIGION PLEASE STAND UP?
04/16/2003 AT LEAST SADDAM WASN'T AT TAILHOOK!
04/09/2003 SHOCK AND AWE CAMPAIGN ROUTS LIBERALS
04/02/2003 THE VIET CONG ADMIRATION SOCIETY RETREATS
03/26/2003 THE ENEMY WITHIN
03/19/2003 KISSING COUSINS: NEW YORK LITERATI AND NAZIS
03/12/2003
03/05/2003 THE REAL PEA IS UNDER DEMOCRATS' HEADS
02/26/2003 FIREMEN BEWARE!
02/19/2003 GIVE US 22 MINUTES, WE'LL GIVE UP THE COUNTRY
02/12/2003 CASTING-COUCH BOLSHEVIKS
02/05/2003 'WILL OF ALLAH' PRE-EMPTS IRAQ INVASION
01/29/2003 WAR-TORN DEMOCRATS
01/22/2003 DEMOCRATS DON'T HAVE THE CONSTITUTION FOR RACIAL EQUALITY
01/15/2003 DEMOCRATS BEAT THE BUSHES FOR ANOTHER TERRORIST ATTACK
01/08/2003 AXIS OF STUPIDITY
01/01/2003 JOURNALISM: WHERE EVEN THE MEN ARE WOMEN
06/19/2002
06/12/2002 THIS WHISTLE-BLOWER THEY LIKE
06/05/2002 BUILD THEM BACK
05/29/2002 WOULD MOHAMED ATTA OBJECT TO ARMED PILOTS?
05/22/2002 WHAT DO DEMOCRATS KNOW NOW?
05/15/2002 ALL THE NEWS WE HEARD FROM A GUY AT HANDGUN CONTROL INC.
05/08/2002 FORGET ROE -- WHAT'S HIS STAND ON COW-TIPPING?
05/01/2002 FRENCH VOTERS TENTATIVELY REJECT DYNAMITING NOTRE DAME
04/24/2002 PARENTAL ADVISORY: THIS COLUMN DISCUSSES 'SPEECH'
04/17/2002 NINE OUT OF 10 CARIBOU SUPPORT DRILLING
04/10/2002 NOT MOVING ON, PART II
04/03/2002 THE RUBE GOLDBERG CLINTON REHABILITATION PROJECT
03/27/2002 I LIKE BLACK PEOPLE TOO, JULIA!
03/20/2002 SHOULD GAY PRIESTS ADOPT?
03/13/2002 AN HONEST REPORTER ON BUSH
03/06/2002 JUDGE POSNER HAS THE LAST WORD ON 2000 ELECTION DEBACLE
02/27/2002 MINETA'S BATAAN DEATH MARCH
02/20/2002 PUT THE TAX CUT IN A LOCK BOX
02/13/2002 THE ROBERT C. BYRD BRIDGE TO POVERTY
02/06/2002 BEING LIBERAL MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY
01/30/2002 LOOKIN' FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES
01/23/2002 GET YOUR CLASS WARFARE AGENDA STRAIGHT!
01/16/2002 THE COLOR OF DEMAGOGY
01/09/2002 IF THE PROFILE FITS ...
01/02/2002 I'M CALLING THE PENTAGON
12/26/2001 WE'LL PAY THEM REPARATIONS LATER
12/19/2001 SURRENDERED NATION I.S.0. IMPERIALIST VICTOR
12/12/2001 WHEN JOHNNY COMES SLINKING HOME
12/05/2001 WOMEN WE'D LIKE TO SEE IN BURKAS
11/28/2001 THE HUN IS AT THE GATE
11/21/2001 THE NEW ROMAN ARENA: AIRPORTS
11/14/2001 THE MIND OF A LIBERAL
11/07/2001 HILLARYCARE FOR THE AIRPORTS
10/31/2001 PRESCRIBE XANAX NOT CIPRO
10/24/2001 DRESSING FOR DISTRESS: IN HOC SIGNO VINCES
10/17/2001
10/10/2001
10/03/2001 DETAINMENT ISN'T ENOUGH
09/26/2001 FUTURE WIDOWS OF AMERICA: WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN
09/19/2001 WHERE'S JANET RENO WHEN WE NEED HER?
09/12/2001 THIS IS WAR
09/05/2001 STOP PERSECUTING ANDREA YATES!!!
08/29/2001 CONDIT HITS ANOTHER 'HOME RUN!'
08/22/2001 THE BEAZLEY BOYS: A READY SMILE AND A READY GUN
08/15/2001 QUEEN NATION
08/08/2001 THE ACLU'S SPEECH EXCEPTION TO THE PORNOGRAPHY AMENDMENT
08/01/2001 DISGUSTING DOESN'T MAKE IT 'SPEECH'
07/25/2001 STEM-CELL RESEARCH IS MERELY THE NEWEST 'CURE-ALL' CRAZE
07/18/2001 NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WORMS
07/11/2001 THE DEMOCRATIC DREAM TEAM: CLINTON-CONDIT IN 2004
07/04/2001 THE SWAMPLAND-OF-GOVERNMENT CLAUSE
06/27/2001 SHOUTING 'SOUTER' IN A CROWDED THEATER
06/20/2001 JEFFERSON MET HEMINGS IN VIETNAM
06/13/2001 DISESTABLISH THE CULT OF LIBERALISM
06/06/2001 SUPREME COURT CONQUERS THE PGA
05/30/2001 ABRAHAM JEFFORDS
05/23/2001 J'ACCUSE TED OLSON!
05/16/2001 KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF MY JUDICIARY!
05/09/2001 'CENTRIST' IN LIBERAL-SPEAK
05/02/2001 PULITZER'S P.C. SURPRISE: TO HELL WITH GOOD WRITING
04/25/2001 'ALL THE NEWS WE GET FROM THE ACLU'
04/18/2001 THE ABORTION EXCEPTION TO THE FLYNT AMENDMENT
04/11/2001 TELL HIM THERE'S A STOPOVER IN BANGKOK
04/04/2001 RACIAL PROFILING IN UNIVERSITY ADMISSIONS
03/28/2001 BIZARRE POLITICAL SECT OUSTED FROM NOMINATION PROCESS
03/21/2001 THE TRILLION-DOLLAR LOOPHOLE IN 'CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM'
03/14/2001 THE LIAR IS GONE BUT THE LYING CONTINUES
03/07/2001 MORE FACTS, FEWER LIBERALS
02/28/2001 MARY JO WHITE-WASH
02/21/2001 HOW TO TALK TO A LIBERAL
02/14/2001 BILL CLINTON DOES THE HARLEM SHUFFLE
02/07/2001 EIGHT MORE CLARENCE THOMASES
01/31/2001 THIS JUST IN: PRICE CONTROLS CAUSE SHORTAGES
01/24/2001 PEOPLE UNITED FOR SWINDLES AND HUCKSTERISM
01/17/2001 ASHCROFT AND THE BLOWHARD DISCUSS DESEGREGATION
01/10/2001 TWO WEEKS TILL INDICTMENT!
01/03/2001 LIBERAL PIMPS FOR CLINTONISM
12/29/2000 KWANZAA: HOLIDAY FROM THE FBI
12/27/2000 IF AMERICANS SUPPORT ABORTION, LET'S VOTE
12/22/2000 GORE, HIM AND HER
12/20/2000 CHANNELING JACKIE O
12/15/2000 PLUS THE SUN WAS IN HIS EYES
12/13/2000 MY COURT IS BIGGER THAN YOUR COURT
12/08/2000 HANG IN THERE, AL!
12/06/2000 THE REAL SUPREME COURT
12/01/2000 IT'S PAST TIME FOR REPUBLICANS TO QUIT BEING GOOD AT LOSING
11/29/2000 THINGS ONLY A DEMOCRAT WILL SAY WITH A STRAIGHT FACE
11/24/2000 CERTIFY THE ELECTORS, THEN THE JUDGES
11/22/2000 KANGAROO COUP
11/17/2000 THIS IS WHAT THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE IS SUPPOSED TO PREVENT
11/15/2000 THE LIAR NEXT TIME
11/10/2000 ELECTIONS IN CLINTONVILLE
11/03/2000 HAIL MARY PAST
11/01/2000 AS THE NOSE GROWS: THE SCRIPTURE ACCORDING TO GORE
10/27/2000 CLINTON SURE CAN PICK 'EM
10/25/2000 GORE'S 'NAM FLASHBACKS
10/20/2000 COURTING GEORGE ORWELL
10/18/2000 THE THREE FACES OF AL
10/13/2000 MUST CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVES BE FASCISTS?
10/11/2000 OIL GOOD; DEMOCRATS BAD
10/06/2000 AL GORE: SERIAL FIBBER
10/04/2000 SIGH OF THE CROOK
09/27/2000 DON'T DO DRUG LEGALIZATION
09/22/2000 I'D BURN DOWN MY NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE
09/20/2000 DEMOCRATS WORSHIP THE MONEY SHOT
09/15/2000 OTHER FILM FOOTAGE WE'D LIKE TO SEE
09/13/2000
09/08/2000 THE SUPREME COURT RATCHET
09/06/2000 OUR MISTAKE -- KEEP POLLUTING
09/01/2000 CLINTON PROTECTS AND SERVES
08/30/2000 AL GORE'S 'GOING OUT OF BUSINESS!' TAX PLAN
08/25/2000 GEORGE BUSH'S COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATISM
08/23/2000 SPACE ALIEN TELLS FUNNY JOKES IN BATHTUB
08/18/2000 DEMOCRATS VIEW WORLD ONLY IN BLACK AND WHITE, NOT IN COLOR
08/16/2000 ANOTHER DAMASCUS ROAD CONVERSION
08/11/2000 THE VIAGRA COTILLION
08/09/2000 THE HAND-WRINGING HAMLET FROM HARTFORD
08/04/2000 THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY'S WHITE FACE
08/02/2000 HILLARY'S POTTY MOUTH
07/28/2000 THE HOLE IN THE STORY
07/26/2000 CHENEY'S DETRACTORS CAN'T GET THEIR STORY STRAIGHT
07/21/2000 AL GORE: ELMER BLANDRY
07/19/2000 THE TYRANNY OF NON-OBJECTIVITY
07/14/2000 THE STATE'S RELIGION
07/12/2000 REFORM IT BACK
07/07/2000 KEATING FOR VICE PRESIDENT
07/05/2000 GORE INVENTED 'CLUELESS'
06/30/2000 THE STUPIDITY LITMUS TEST
06/28/2000 O.J. WAS 'PROVED INNOCENT' TOO
06/23/2000 THE LAST GUYS 'PROVED INNOCENT'
06/21/2000 SERIOUS REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES DON'T GET SERIOUS PRESS
06/16/2000 THEY WEREN'T OVERZEALOUS THIS TIME
06/09/2000 ACTUAL JOURNALISTIC MALPRACTICE
06/07/2000 I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT MAN
06/02/2000 IRS TURNS CLINTON'S SCREW
05/31/2000 ADVENTURES IN GOVERNMENT SCHOOLS
05/26/2000 TOO CORRUPT TO BE AN ARKANSAS LAWYER
05/24/2000 CHOOSE LIBERALISM
05/19/2000 DEVELOPMENTALLY DISABLED REPUBLICANS
05/17/2000 VIOLENCE AGAINST COHERENCE
05/12/2000 FOR WOMB THE BELL TOLLS
05/10/2000 ASYLUM FROM GEORGETOWN
05/05/2000 BARBIE IS A LIBERAL DEMOCRAT
05/03/2000 THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE, EVEN FOR THE CLUELESS
04/28/2000 MOVING THE GOALPOST
04/26/2000 THE BASTARDIZATION OF JUSTICE
04/21/2000 IT'S SUNNY TODAY, SO WE NEED GUN CONTROL
04/19/2000 HOW MONICA LEWINSKY SAVED THE CONSTITUTION
04/14/2000 NO SHADOW OF A DOUBT -- LIBERAL WOMEN ARE WORTHLESS
04/12/2000 IT TAKES A COMMUNIST DICTATOR TO RAISE A CHILD
04/07/2000 THE VERDICT IS IN ON HILLARY
04/05/2000 VAST CONCOCTIONS III
03/31/2000 'HORRIFYING' FREE SPEECH IN NEW YORK
03/29/2000 CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM BRINGS OUT WORST IN SENATORS
03/24/2000 ALL THE NEWS THAT FITS -- WE PRINT!
03/22/2000 NET LOSSES ALL AROUND
03/17/2000 TO PROTECT, SERVE, AND BE SPAT ON
03/15/2000 THANK GOD FOR THE CONSIGLIERE
03/10/2000 VAST CONCOCTIONS II
03/08/2000 THE BLUEBLOODS VOTED AGAINST YOU
03/03/2000 THE TOWER OF BABBLE
03/01/2000 VAST CONCOCTION
02/25/2000 HILLARY'S SARTORIAL LIES
02/23/2000 YOU HAVE TO BREAK A FEW EGGS TO MAKE A JOKE
02/18/2000 I'VE SEEN ENOUGH KILLING TO SUPPORT ABORTION
02/16/2000 A LIBERAL LYNCHING
02/11/2000 MCCAIN AND THE FLAG
02/09/2000 THE SHAKEDOWN EXPRESS
02/04/2000 TO MOCK A MOCKINGBIRD
02/02/2000 MINISTRY OF TRUTH VS. MINISTRY OF TRUTH
01/28/2000 A CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES
01/26/2000 DOLLAR BILL'S RACIST SMEAR
01/21/2000 HOW HIGH IS YOUR FREEDOM QUOTIENT?
01/19/2000 NUMISMADNESS
01/14/2000 HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY WIFE!
01/12/2000 THE GORE BUGGERNAUT
01/07/2000 THE PROBLEM WITH MAKING HATE A CRIME
01/05/2000 MIRANDA MEANS MORE CRIMINALS STAY ON THE STREETS
12/31/1999 THE DIANE O. LEASURE WEIGHT-LOSS PROGRAM
12/29/1999 WRONGFUL ACTIONS, NOT SPEECH, ARE CRIMES
12/24/1999 NO MIRACLE ON WALL STREET THIS CHRISTMAS
12/22/1999 WHAT PART OF 'NO' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
12/17/1999 THE FIFTH AMENDMENT'S TRIPP-WIRE
12/15/1999 MIRANDA NOT A 'CONSTITUTIONAL STRAITJACKET'
12/10/1999 GIVE US FREEDOM, NOT INCENTIVES
12/08/1999 SOCIAL SECURITY IS VAST PONZI SCHEME, NOT TRUST FUND
12/03/1999 TRIANGULATING FREEDOM
12/01/1999 GUESS WHO SELLS OUT?
11/26/1999 CLINTON'S JUDICIAL NOMINEES MERIT REPUBLICANS' SCRUTINY
11/24/1999 FAILING POP QUIZ IS STILL BETTER THAN BEING A DEMOCRAT
11/19/1999 POLL SAYS CLINTON IS SECOND-MOST EVIL MAN OF MILLENNIUM
11/17/1999 OF RACE AND MEN
11/12/1999 NAOMI WOLF'S EXPERTISE IS MOSTLY ABOUT HERSELF
11/10/1999 BLAME IT ON ROE
11/05/1999 EARLY LIFE MURDER
11/03/1999 NO DISINFECTING THIS WHITE HOUSE
10/29/1999 WORLD SERIES OF GASBAGGERY
10/27/1999 PAT BUCHANAN'S WORDS RING LIKE NO OTHER CANDIDATE
10/22/1999 CAMPAIGN 'REFORM' MEANS STIFLING OTHER VOICES
10/20/1999 WHEN 'REFORM' MEANS TILTING THE BALANCE OF INFLUENCE
10/15/1999 SENATOR NO SAYS NO
10/13/1999 FEAR AND LOATHING IN BROOKLYN
10/08/1999 ADDICTED TO THOUGHT CONTROL
10/06/1999 POLITICAL MALPRACTICE
10/01/1999 GETTING JUSTICE FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT
09/29/1999 SHUT UP, HE EXPLAINED
09/24/1999 HILLARY'S AMAZING POLITICAL ACUMEN
09/22/1999 READ MY LIPS: NO NEW DEMOCRATS
09/17/1999 EVEN THE PARANOID LUNATIC FRINGE HAS ENEMIES
09/15/1999 'I DID NOT HAVE MILITARY RELATIONS WITH THAT COMPOUND'
09/10/1999 THE FBI'S INCENDIARY LIES
09/08/1999 THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DEMOCRATIC POLICIES
09/03/1999 POLITICIANS SHOULD BE BOUGHT, BUT NOT FOR MUCH
09/01/1999 HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN
08/27/1999 I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
08/25/1999 TOOT IN THE BUSH
08/20/1999 HYPOCRISY ALERT
08/18/1999 MEET ELIZABETH DOLE, THE DEMOCRAT
08/04/1999 AIR TRAVEL MADE UNPLEASANT BY OVERBEARING PERSONNEL
07/30/1999 MASSACRES DON'T OCCUR WHEN INTENDED VICTIMS ARE ARMED
07/28/1999 A REPUBLICAN TRIBUTE TO JOHN
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